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NoVacayForYouCraft

Accommodation, adaptation, Beach, close friends, difficult situation, Disappointment, extreme reaction, flexibility, friendship, guilt trip, husband, Kids, NoVacayForYouCraft, outing, Plans, RESPONSIBILITY, separation, single mom, Struggle, travel, vacation

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into changing your plans by your single mom friend with two kids? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a vacation away from all the drama!

On our server, you can escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about accommodating anyone else’s needs but your own. Build your dream vacation home on the beach without having to worry about planning around someone else’s kids.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any extreme reactions or guilt-tripping here! Just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual paradise. So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. After all, it’s not your resp to ensure someone else has a travel buddy, right? 😉

InstaCrafted – Social Media Apocalypse

Apocalypse, end of social media, InstaCrafted, Media, Social, social media, social media addiction, social media behavior, social media communication, social media consequences, social media culture, social media disappearance, social media effects, social media future, social media impact, social media influence, social media marketing, social media platforms, social media relationships, social media society, social media technology, social media trends., social media users

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Imagine a world where social media suddenly disappeared – no more selfies, no more memes, no more stalking your ex’s new relationship. Sounds like a nightmare, right? But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the chaos of a social media-less world and immerse yourself in a pixelated paradise!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).

Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!

Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3

#venting, 1.21.3, ANNOYING, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, bitching, building, complaining, constant complaining, dissatisfaction, Drama, emotional outbursts., excessive talking, negative energy, Negativity, online content, ranting, repetitive content, self-absorbed, Stream, streaming, toxic behavior, Unhappy, unproductive

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8545
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1927	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Bro, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual therapy session but with blocks and creepers.

You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.

Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.

Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.

BralessGymWarrior

braless at gym, BralessGymWarrior, gym attire, gym attire controversy, gym behavior, gym clothing, gym comfort, gym confrontation, gym dress, gym dress code, gym dress code dispute, gym embarrassment, gym employee, gym etiquette, gym experience, gym outfit, gym rules, gym workout, refusing to wear bra, underage person

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5001
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragons Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring gyms where they make you wear a bra just to workout? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We embrace freedom and comfort, so feel free to let those pixels bounce around without any restrictions.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.

Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?

So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!

BlockDreamz

achievement, Adventure, BlockDreamz, creativity, daydreaming, discovery, Dream car, dream home, dream job, Dream lifestyle, dream vacation, Exploration, imagination, meditation, mindfulness, Nature, personal growth, Relaxation, self improvement, success, travel

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6498
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Dragon Scales Harvested:	445	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	8061	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies…non-sexual ones, of course!

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

AI Monster Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalyptic, Artificial Intelligence, computer-generated, Cyberpunk, dark fantasy, Digital Monsters, Dystopia, FANTASY, Future, generated monsters, Horror, LAIN, machine learning, Monster, Real World, Realm, scary AI, Sci Fi, simulation, Technology, Videos, virtual reality

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4145
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Love Letters Sent:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Yo, imagine if those creepy AI monsters from the videos decided to come to life and take over the world like in that anime Lain! But don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos and build your own epic world.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!

NoInkForStepkid

acceptance, aita, Asshole, baby, Body, Boyfriend, care, child, children, family, Honor, love, name.., NoInkForStepkid, relationship, Rocky, rocky relationship, sibling, stepchildren, stepfamily, tattoo

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8259
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

LonelyCraft

alienated, disregarded, friendless, ignored, ISOLATED, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, ostracized, outcast, shunned, signs of being disliked, social rejection, unaccepted, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uninvited, Unloved, unpopular, unvalued, unwanted, Unwelcome

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5086
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

This server is online. server minecraft

argue, banner, description, Minecraft, ONLINE, Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3077
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Come in to just go through minecraft.

Can’t we argue?)

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ColonyState SMP

aged 15+, Ars, ColonyState, Create, Custom, Discord, dungeon mods, Duping, farmers delight, Griefing, Modded, Modpack, Players, PvP, season reset, smp, stealing, Terralith, The Graveyard

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9813
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	157
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PVP allowed on the server?	No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
Are there any age restrictions for players?	The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

1.21.3, action, aid, alone, Assistance, care, comfort, compassion, Empathy, Heat, Help, Humanity, intervention, Kindness, lone, moral duty, neglect, rescue, RESPONSIBILITY, Stand, suffer, Support, WANDERER

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	224	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

1-10 scale, current mood, emotional state, emotional well being, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal check-in, ScaleOf10, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self rating, self reflection, self review, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-judgment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1989
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

BookNerd451

book characters, book discussion, book lovers, book memorization, book preservation, book quotes, book recommendations, BookNerd451, Bookworms, Censorship, classic literature, dystopian society, Fahrenheit 451, knowledge, Literature, memorize books, preservation, Ray Bradbury, reading, Thought-provoking

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mines Excavated:	1293
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

Alliance, Canada, CanuckCraft, CHARLES, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, Government, international relations, King, king charles, leadership, North America, Politics, response, solidarity, Statement, Support, Tantrum, trump, Unity, world news

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6681
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

Calcifying Coral Cove

alkalinity, atmospheric CO2 removal, Calcifying, calcifying organisms, carbon capture, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, CO2 absorption, coral, Cove, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gases, marine biodiversity, marine life, Ocean, ocean acidification, ocean chemistry, ocean conservation, ocean health, oceanic ecosystems

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4137
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	299
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8857
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Divine Spears Created:	26	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47