CraftyCashCow – Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

RespawnAndChill

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose your final words before you die in-game! Whether you want to go out with a bang or a pun, the choice is yours.

Join our server for the chance to have epic battles with giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and maybe even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you on our server?

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join us and have the time of your virtual life? Come on over and let your imagination run wild – just don’t forget to choose your final words wisely!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CLEXMC – YouTube server clex server Minecraft

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Youtuber clex server or clexxd.On the server you can find such modes as: Anarchy, Skyblock, Bedwars and ThePit.And our author’s mode: RandomRush

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	227
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Lazy Job Hunt Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and love to give hugs (just watch out for their explosive personalities)! Our villagers are expert dancers and will break it down like you’ve never seen before. And don’t even get us started on the cows… let’s just say they have a secret talent for opera singing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake. Yes, you heard that right – CAKE! Just be careful not to eat too much or you might find yourself in a sugar coma.

So why waste your time in a boring old job when you could be exploring the wacky wonders of our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Bug Slayer, Reptile Wrangler, Spider Catcher – Minecraft SMP

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Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the bugs are bigger than the players! We’ve got ladybugs the size of houses, spiders that can talk, and reptiles that throw parties in the jungle. Why do we kill bugs on sight? Because they drop rare loot like diamond armor and enchanted weapons! But don’t worry, we catch and release the reptiles and spiders because they’re our allies in the battle against the giant ladybugs. So come join us for a wild adventure where the only rule is to survive and have fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a movie that you can watch at any time to put you in a good mood! Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a dancing panda riding a chicken while fireworks explode in the background.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that just seeing it will bring a smile to your face. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride around on.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy, wacky, and totally awesome Minecraft SMP? Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good vibes!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	255	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyPickupLines

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Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so hilarious, even creepers can’t resist laughing! We’ve got a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a full moon night, and our moderators are so skilled at building, they once created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks! So come on over and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	258	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Farms Harvested:	201

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Fanatic Frenzy Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with annoying super fans who think they own the place? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of those clout-chasing chubas and companies. Our server is a safe haven from all the obnoxious pricks out there, where you can build and explore without the fear of being bombarded with shitty takes. So come on over and let’s build a world free from the tyranny of super fans!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	259	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

/ Femdom / Minecraft SMP /

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship women as the superior sex and give them the royal treatment they deserve! Only biological women are allowed because we believe in empowering the ladies in this virtual world.

Join us for epic adventures where we build giant statues of powerful women, like Beyoncé and Wonder Woman. Our server is ruled by the fierce Femdom general, who leads us into battle against any toxic masculinity that dares to challenge our dominance.

In this Bodhisattva edition of our SMP, we strive to achieve enlightenment through serving and honoring the queens of our server. We hold daily ceremonies where we shower our female players with diamonds and gold, because they deserve nothing but the best.

So come join us and bask in the glory of the Femdom general – just be prepared to bow down to the almighty power of women!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	2118
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Astral Projections Made:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyDeathWish

caregiver stress, Chronic illness, Chronic pain, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, CraftyDeathWish, depression, emotional distress, Emotional support, feeling like a burden, Loneliness, Marriage Struggles, Medical Treatment, mental health, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, physical limitations, relationship dynamics, self worth, suicidal thoughts, support systems

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about all your real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just kidding, unless you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about your shaky hands and wheelchair woes, because on our server, you’ll be running, jumping, and crafting to your heart’s content. Who needs to knit when you can build an entire empire out of blocks?

And don’t worry about feeling lonely, because our server is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good time. Who knows, you might even find a new BFF or two (just make sure they’re not eyeing your husband like your cousin Lily).

So come on down to our server and leave all your troubles behind. Who knows, you might even forget about that whole “better off dead” comment you made to your husband. Just remember, in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be killing is creepers.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	6782	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	39
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

VillainMotiveMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic battle between a group of evil chickens and a gang of heroic pigs! The villainous chickens have been plotting for months to overthrow the peaceful pig kingdom, and only you can help save the day with your epic building skills and strategic pig riding abilities. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas who will only reveal its location to those brave enough to take on their llama dance challenge. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this is one adventure you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	55	Runes Activated:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyCashCow – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of spending a fortune on diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself! Join us and never worry about the high cost of diamonds again! Plus, our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of parkour. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlimited XP and enchanted gear. So why wait? Join our server today and become the ultimate diamond-wielding, chicken-riding champion!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Pixel Pen & Paper Exam

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hey y’all wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the zombies do the cha cha slide? well lemme tell ya, on this server, we got diamond blocks growing on trees and creepers that tell jokes while they explode.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out cupcakes. we also have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the spiders wear sparkly tutus.

oh, and did i mention that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible. just watch out for the evil bunnies that shoot laser beams from their eyes. they’re a real hoot.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Western Publishers Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate craze! Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant, fire-breathing chicken! Only the bravest and most skilled players were able to defeat the chicken and claim the loot. Will you be one of them?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon,” where players must bust out their best dance moves to defeat mobs and bosses. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let the fun begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Tony should have Edge win the title the night of his return Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some edge and excitement in your gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience epic battles and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. We have crazy storylines like Edge returning to challenge Bryan, only to win after Christian and Shane McMahon interfere. And let’s not forget about forming stables with Jericho and some other young Canadian guy – because why not?

Forget about those drizzling shits in AEW, come be a part of our world where anything is possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become world champion before you retire (from playing Minecraft, that is). So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ores Mined:	5923	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ProudNerdMC SMP

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Oh, honey, forget about academic achievements, let me tell you about the real flex – joining our Minecraft SMP! Why waste time studying when you can be building epic structures, battling mobs, and pulling off insane pranks on your fellow players? Trust me, the only degree you need here is a degree in block placing and creeper dodging. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re looking for a challenge, look no further! Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Void Gems Collected:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mines Excavated:	2478	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3