CraftyCashClash | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9224
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4721
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Crops Grown:	2794
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	266
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9076
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Ores Mined:	9949	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5263
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	549
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	New Chunks Explored:	33450
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4812
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Villages Defended:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1147	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

Screenshots 2

Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3722
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Love Letters Sent:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9930
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8890
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7928
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ores Mined:	6626
Emeralds Found:	846	Dragon Eggs Found:	3300
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8106
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4922
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Potions Brewed:	136	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	891	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

Players:	92/500	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Falling into the Void:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5844	Potions Brewed:	56
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	7