CraftyCash500

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	317857	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Star Shards Collected:	93
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

New Minecraft Servers

so like, u know how there are like, so many minecraft servers out there, right? well, this one is like, the craziest of them all, dude. like, the owners of this server are actually the world’s 500 richest people, and they all got together to make this epic minecraft world. they were like, “hey, let’s make a server where we can show off all our insane wealth and flex on everyone else.” so now, this server is worth over $10 trillion, bro. can u even imagine that much money in one place?

anyways, if u join this server, u can like, build your own mansion made out of diamonds and gold blocks, ride around in a private jet, and even have your own personal butler to do all your mining for u. plus, there are like, secret treasure hunts where u can find chests filled with rare items worth millions of dollars. it’s like, the wildest minecraft experience ever, man. so come join us and become part of the richest minecraft server in the world. trust me, u won’t regret it, dude.

Ontos RPG

airships, ancient bloodlines, architectural styles, character-driven plot arcs, divine secrets, dragon riders, Industrial Revolution, magic artifacts, mystical ruins, Mythology, noble houses, Ontos, Player actions, political intrigue, Roleplay, RPG, server lore, Steampunk, supernatural mystery, Technology, Victorian, worldbuilding opportunities

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7288	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Emeralds Found:	8803	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	301
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server Overview

Step into 1830s Ontara, where steam-powered airships soar past ancient temples and the echoes of fallen gods still whisper through reality. Ontos RPG launches April 2025, seeking passionate storytellers to bring this rich world to life.

A World on the Cusp of Change

In New Valvalia’s smoke-filled streets, noble houses wield both ancient bloodlines and cutting-edge technology. Pyrathos’s marble temples hide divine secrets beneath classical facades. The dragon riders of Valemont patrol mountain peaks, while Yingari’s mystics blend tradition with innovation.

We’re Seeking:

Roleplayers	Create complex characters, navigate political intrigue, uncover ancient mysteries, shape the narrative
Builders	Design cityscapes, craft temples and ruins, create steampunk innovations and artifacts

What Makes Ontos Unique:

Deep lore blending mythology with industrial revolution
Four distinct nations with unique cultures
Dynamic story events influenced by player actions
Mix of political intrigue, supernatural mystery, and personal drama

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server FAQ

Requirements

18+ age requirement (strictly enforced)

Experience with roleplay fundamentals

Commitment to regular participation

Respect for fellow players and server lore

Working microphone for voice events

Builders Must Also:

Provide a portfolio of previous work

Demonstrate versatility across architectural styles

Commit to server’s aesthetic guidelines

How to Join?

Ready to shape the future of Ontara? Join the server here.

Lunch Pack City 1.20.5

1.20.5, bring lunch, brown bag lunch, city, Healthy Eating, homemade lunch, lunch, lunch at work, lunch for work, lunch habits, Lunch ideas, lunch preparation, lunch routine, LUNCHBOX, lunchtime, lunchtime at work, lunchtime strategies, meal prep, office lunch, Pack, pack a good lunch, packed lunch, work lunch, workday meals

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is lit AF, like hotter than a creeper explosion! Join this server if you wanna flex your building skills and show off your epic creations to all the other players. Plus, the community here is tighter than a pig in a minecart, so you’ll never feel lonely while mining for diamonds. And let me tell you, the events on this server are crazier than a chicken riding a zombie pigman! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

RaceBaiter69

aita, Black, Communication, cultural sensitivity, curly hair, Friend, friendship, Honesty, hot climate, misunderstanding, new city, Race, RaceBaiter69, social dynamics, sun tan, swimming, Tanned, Walking, White, work

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Falling into the Void:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s by accident! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a player accidentally made friends with someone who thought they were a different race.

On our server, you can tan as much as you want without judgment, and maybe even trick a few friends into thinking you’re a completely different person. Who knows, you might even spark a heated debate about race and friendship, just like in the real world!

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship and tanning. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even accidentally befriending someone of a different race!

SkitCraft: SNL LOLz

best skits, classic, comedic genius, comedy, Comedy gold, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, Laughter, Legendary, lolz, memorable, must watch, Popular, saturday night live, sketch comedy, SkitCraft, snl, top skits, tv show

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4568
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magic Items Found:	2891	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3023

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the SNL of Minecraft! Join us for outrageous comedy skits, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Our players are so funny, they once built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs! And don’t even get us started on the time someone dressed up as a creeper and scared the entire server. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your blocks off!

CraftyCommies – Build, Fight, Laugh!

Asia, BUILD, Business, Chinese, CraftyCommies, Fall, Fight, finance, global economy, Hong Kong, international relations, Investment, LAUGH, market news, market volatility, military company, sanctions, shares, stock market, stock price, Technology, Tencent, Trading, U.S

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1790
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Gods Slained:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro. like, tencent shares are falling in hong kong, but who cares about that when you can join our server and have a blast?

we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.

and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.

Glove Compartment Adventures

#Automotive, accessories, Adventures, automobile, CAR, compartment, compartments, convenience, Driving, glove, glove compartment, gloves, habits, naming conventions, Nostalgia, organization, Outdated, Practicality, Storage, tradition, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	454
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6

ok so like, u know how some people still call the thing in their car the glove compartment even tho nobody actually puts gloves in there anymore? well, our minecraft server is just like that – a classic name for a totally wild and crazy place!

join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.

plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.

so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?

The Forest’s Edge 1.20.5

1.20.5, da wose, edge, Forests, Frontpage, long tail tag

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because we got the wose on the frontpage, man! And not just any wose, but the most epic, legendary wose you’ve ever seen in your life! It’s like a wose party up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on all the wose-tastic fun, am I right? So come on, join us and experience the wose madness for yourself! Wose wose wose, let’s go crazy with the wose!

GradeSkipper Minecraft Server

GradeSkipper, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the youngest players are considered gifted! Join us and skip ahead two grades in the game because you already have the knowledge for it.

Just like the dilemma of this player’s 10-year-old son, we believe in advancing our players to the next level of gameplay. But be warned, skipping grades may lead to feelings of inadequacy for your older Minecraft siblings.

Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, school pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to let your Minecraft character skip grades. Will you be the hero who advances to the next level, or will you face the consequences of holding yourself back?

Come join our server and see if you’re the AITA for not letting your Minecraft character skip grades!

DD-Free NYE Fun!

alcohol, d&d, DDFree, designated driver, family, Fun, new year’s eve, Nye, Party, perspective, PRESSURE, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	164
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Votes:	9815	Dragon Eggs Found:	3824
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be treated like the designated driver every New Year’s Eve? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the responsible one again!

We promise a party atmosphere where you can drink as much virtual ale as you want without being guilt-tripped into being the DD. Our players are always up for a good time and won’t pressure you into being the sober one just because you can handle your virtual liquor.

Say goodbye to being called selfish for wanting to enjoy yourself and hello to a world where you can build, mine, and battle without being the family chauffeur. Join us and let loose like never before! Plus, we have virtual Ubers for safe transportation home, so you can party worry-free all night long. So come on, join us and leave the drama at the door!

DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party

anxiety, BLOCK, coping mechanisms, depression, DepressoCraft, emotional pain, Invisible illness, ISOLATION, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, misunderstood, Party, seeking help, self esteem, self harm, self-care, silent struggle, stigma, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5477
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	5118
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Animals Bred:	63
Runes Activated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling as lonely as a creeper in the sunlight? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to cure your virtual blues! Join us and experience the joy of building pixelated masterpieces with a community of players who understand the struggles of depression.

On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!

BlockyBankBoi4Prez

Bank of Canada, Bank of England, BlockyBankBoi4Prez, Canadian politics, Central Banker, economic policy, Economic Stewardship, Financial Expert, fiscal responsibility, Former Governor, government leadership, international experience, justin trudeau, leadership role, Mark Carney, monetary policy, political ambitions, political career, Potential Candidate, Potential Prime Minister, Running for Office

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	6758	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	95230
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Dimension Hops:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Potions Brewed:	61

so like, imagine if mark carney, the dude who was in charge of all the money stuff in canada and england, was like “yo, i’m gonna run for prime minister of canada after trudeau.” that would be so wild, right? like, can you imagine a world where the guy who was all about banks and stuff is now in charge of the whole country? that’s some next level craziness.

but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.

and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.

so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.

Territories SMP

Active, application, creativity, Engineer, Events, Factions, games, inspiration, Kingdom, Minecraft, Points, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Safe Area, Server, smp, Social, Territories, TOWN, Videos, War

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	7733	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Server Overview
Hi there! After hosting several SMP’s over the past few years, I am making an attempt to do a sort of passion project. The server has a few mods but notably the faction mod, which allows for you to claim land as a sort of “safe area” for yourself and others. Factions additionally have “points” which can be increased by completing quests, events, among other things. The team with the most points by server’s end will be the winner. We are looking for players who want to be active, social, and express themselves. Build a kingdom for your team and go to war against others, make a fun little town with a ton of games for all to enjoy, show that you are the greatest engineer with redstone. All are welcome.
Please do note that PVP will be enabled, however you don’t have to be the best PVPer to be added. Creativity, passion, and inspiration is more of a priority as long as you are willing to accept that pvp will occur. Making videos also isn’t a requirement but feel free to do so.
If this kind of server interests you at all the application is linked below for you to fill out. The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two. Hope to see you there!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Will there be quests on the server?	A: Yes, there will be quests that players can complete to earn points for their factions.
Q: Is PVP mandatory on the server?	A: PVP will be enabled on the server, but it is not mandatory. Players can choose to participate or not.
Q: Can I make videos on the server?	A: Making videos is not a requirement, but players are welcome to do so if they wish.
Q: How do I apply to join the server?	A: You can fill out the application linked in the server overview above.
Q: When will the server start?	A: The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two.

Regret Neeting Island 1.20.2

1.20.2, giving up, growth, hindsight, ISLAND, isolating, learning, Life, mental health, MISTAKES, neeting, opportunities, Reflection, regret, RELIVE, saving money, second chances, self improvement, self-care, self-doubt, what the fuck, WTF

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mines Excavated:	3019	Players Killed by Monsters:	3155
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Join our Minecraft server and relive your life in a world where regrets don’t exist!

Build your dream castle, explore mystical lands, and battle fierce monsters all while questioning your reality and making mistakes that will make you question everything you thought you knew.

Don’t regret not joining this server sooner, come join us now and experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-shifting, shizo crazy adventure of a lifetime!

What the actual fuck did I just read? But seriously, join now and regret nothing… or everything. Who even knows anymore?

CraftyMillennials

Adulthood, Beliefs, challenging beliefs, changing worldviews, CraftyMillennials, critical thinking, cultural expectations, education, evolving perspectives, generational differences, life lessons, Millennials, misconceptions, personal growth, questioning authority, reevaluating beliefs, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, societal norms, traditional values, wrong teachings

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Void Armor Forged:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Are you tired of being lied to by the Boomers? Join our Minecraft server and escape the fake news of adulthood! Our server is like a time machine back to the good old days when you believed in Santa Claus and thought your pet goldfish ran away to join a circus. We promise no adulting allowed here – just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pet unicorns can grant wishes and our diamond ore blocks are actually made of solid chocolate. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and relive your childhood dreams!

WestBankWipeoutCraft

Benjamin Netanyahu, Conflict, extremism, Hamas, international relations, Israel, israeli government, Israelis, MIDDLE EAST, mourning, Netanyahu, Palestinian, peace process, RETALIATION, SECURITY, settle accounts, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, West Bank shooting, WestBankWipeoutCraft

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6866
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Animals Bred:	38	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we settle accounts like netanyahu but without the politics just pure minecraft fun. we have crazy pvp battles where you can avenge your fallen comrades like a true warrior. build your own kingdom and show those griefers who’s boss. join now and experience the thrill of minecraft like never before. also, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and treasure, shh don’t tell anyone. let’s goooooooo!