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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 7752 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 12 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
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