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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 3510 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky and gives you a free pet dragon. Plus, every player gets a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes. And did I mention the treasure hunt where you can find a chest full of emeralds and enchanted golden apples?
So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Who needs a cheap hobby when you can have all this insanity for free? See you in the game, fellow blockheads!