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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 1692 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6619 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky and gives you a free pet dragon. Plus, every player gets a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes. And did I mention the treasure hunt where you can find a chest full of emeralds and enchanted golden apples?
So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Who needs a cheap hobby when you can have all this insanity for free? See you in the game, fellow blockheads!