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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 5649 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 289 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky and gives you a free pet dragon. Plus, every player gets a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes. And did I mention the treasure hunt where you can find a chest full of emeralds and enchanted golden apples?
So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Who needs a cheap hobby when you can have all this insanity for free? See you in the game, fellow blockheads!