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Dracon Earth

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1296
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Towns Built:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Dracon Earth is an Earth-themed Minecraft Survival server where the map faithfully reflects the real world geography. Players can build their own cities, form nations and fight for global dominance. With a mix of politics, economics and war, Dracon Earth offers a unique and immersive experience for all adventurers.

5.9.123.60

PokeCraft

1.16.5, BUILD, Community, Join, MCMMO, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pokecraft, pokemon, PvE, Server, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8307
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

1.16.5 Pixelmon server come join us today and conquor the pokemon world, we look forward to seeing you all join and build your very own standing in our community.

173.240.154.37

Go by the cookie pancreatic server minecraft

Adventure, Community, cookie, Creative, Economy, Fun, Gaming, go, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, pancake, pancreatic, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2069
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Votes:	4359
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

The description of the server server “go for the pancreatic cookie” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bylka.nightpvp.ru

Crankshafted

apply, building, collaboration, Community, Crankshafted, Epic, exclusive, Experience, Exploration, Fun, Map, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Redstone, Resources, Secrets, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	17124
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25

Crankshafted Minecraft Server

Brand-new private SMP Minecraft server focused on building a friendly, creative community in a fresh, unexplored world.

Features
Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures
Close-Knit Community
A Personal Touch

Interested? Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot!

FAQ

What makes Crankshafted special?

Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures: We’ve generated a completely new map ripe with untapped resources and hidden secrets.
Close-Knit Community: Our server is private, ensuring that you’re joining a group of like-minded, friendly players who value collaboration and fun.
A Personal Touch: We’re keeping the server small and exclusive so that every voice matters and every player contributes to our shared experience.

How do I join?

Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot. We’re looking for passionate Minecraft players ready to dive into a unique SMP experience.

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mines Excavated:	2668	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7669
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8818	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Crops Grown:	2372
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Votes:	6785

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7585
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ores Mined:	5094
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1716
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mines Excavated:	1779	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Potions Brewed:	162

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6428
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Magic Items Found:	1301
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	729
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Potions Brewed:	28	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5439
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Divine Spears Created:	27	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Farms Harvested:	913
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9229

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

Players:	92/200	Votes:	3875
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15