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| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 5522 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a pig saddle, only to have the pig run off a cliff and explode into a million pieces? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can make even worse financial decisions and still come out on top! Join us and experience the thrill of buying useless items from shady villagers, only to have them mysteriously disappear the next day. It’s like playing the stock market, but with more creepers! So come on down and see if you can bankrupt yourself in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs diamonds when you have the satisfaction of knowing you wasted them all on a giant statue of a chicken? Join now and start making terrible financial decisions today!
