CraftyCarHate | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	138994	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Votes:	6352	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	511
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5882
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Crops Grown:	7809	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7618
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1251
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6636	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Alien Abductions:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7300
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9263
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5789	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4700
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	7253
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6036
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	2728	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Secret Passages Found:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3775
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Towns Built:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7309
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Star Shards Collected:	101	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8510
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7315	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	6772
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7238
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	127	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Void Gems Collected:	31	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magic Items Found:	5412
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7446
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mines Excavated:	2421	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Potions Brewed:	149	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

Players:	106/400	Votes:	4344
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9471
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8