CraftyCarHate | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8781
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	393
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Farms Harvested:	988	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2896
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magic Items Found:	7372
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8049
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1885
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Zombie Dances:	9	Buildings Constructed:	26
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Dragons Tamed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3809
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3153
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Ores Mined:	3964	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Votes:	4992
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9446
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Towns Built:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Emeralds Found:	7450	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	974
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	731	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1579
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Endless Night Skies:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4529
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Votes:	6736
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8584
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2491	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2558
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1536
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Towns Built:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9673
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Divine Spears Created:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

Players:	107/400	Votes:	1810
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	36	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	94	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mines Excavated:	4097
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3