CraftyCardboard: 20% Homeowner | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6636
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the furniture is so lit that you’ll be drowning in cardboard boxes for days? Our server is like a cardboard castle, but instead of knights, we have creepers ready to blow everything up! Join us for the ultimate recycling adventure and see if you can survive the chaos of breaking down boxes while dodging exploding mobs. It’s a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity and your ability to fit all that cardboard in the recycling bin. So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the cardboard kingdom!

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6209
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	New Chunks Explored:	766761
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	409
Villages Defended:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6495
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Star Shards Collected:	131	Divine Spears Created:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	594	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7579
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ores Mined:	1508	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3737	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Divine Spears Created:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4032

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	676
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Gods Slained:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2998	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	633
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Animals Bred:	61
Buildings Constructed:	42	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
New Chunks Explored:	789365	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3791	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8540
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Divine Spears Created:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8156
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Animals Bred:	151	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Potions Brewed:	76	Ores Mined:	3851

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1676
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Star Shards Collected:	120
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	12
Crops Grown:	8643	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4178	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4536
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Void Gems Collected:	22
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!