CraftyCarCrafters | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Adventure Quest 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventure, afraid of acting out, caring about society, compassion, conditioned beliefs, coping mechanisms, decent person, Empathy, just person, moral person, not my problem, Quest, societal awareness, societal care, societal change, societal impact, societal issues, societal responsibility, societal values, societal well-being, They voted for it, Why should I care

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Villages Defended:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Join this Minecraft server because we don’t care about your problems or your votes. We’re here to cause chaos and make you question your morals. Who needs decency when you can join a server that thrives on madness and unpredictability? Don’t be afraid to act out, let your inner crazy out and join us in a world where nothing makes sense and everything is up for grabs. Embrace the chaos and let go of your conditioned beliefs, because on this server, anything goes.

Minecraft SMP – /poe 2g/ – Path of Exile 2 General

507388120, Bricked, Early Access Key, Exile, FAQ, Game Database, general, Global 1488, Ingame Chat Channel, Ladder, Launch Live Updates, Minecraft, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile 2, PoE, smp, Trade Site, Wiki

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2426
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Divine Spears Created:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

Patch Notes? Who needs ’em! We make up our own rules as we go along. Launch Live Updates? We prefer to keep things spontaneous and unexpected. Buy Early Access Key? Nah, just show up and we’ll let you in if you can survive our challenges.

Our server is so wild, it’s like a mix of Path of Exile and Minecraft on steroids. Trade Site? We trade with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Ladder? Climb to the top by defeating the Ender Dragon blindfolded. Wiki? We don’t need no stinkin’ Wiki, we learn by trial and error.

Join our server now and enter the Ingame Chat Channel /global 1488Bricked, where the real madness happens. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where every block you break could lead to a hilarious disaster. See you in the game, if you dare!

SickmasSquadCraft

aita, anxiety, Bronchitis, christmas, cough, covid, covid infection, depression, family, Fever, health, health anxiety, infection, influenza, Loneliness, overreacting, sick family, SickmasSquadCraft, train station

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Animals Bred:	28	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Towns Built:	10
Votes:	9452	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for outrageous fun and insane stories that will make you forget all about your health anxiety and family woes.

Explore our virtual world and build your own grandpa-proof fortress to keep out infectious diseases. Who needs a family Christmas when you can have a block-tastic holiday with us?

Don’t worry about missing out on real-life celebrations, because on our server, every day is a party! So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the LOLs begin!

BrokeBoiMC SMP

BrokeBoiMC, Childhood, disadvantaged, economic hardship, financial insecurity, financial instability, financial struggle, generational poverty, humble beginnings, lack of resources, limited opportunities, living conditions, low-income, POVERTY, poverty indicators, poverty signs, poverty stereotypes, poverty stigma, smp, social class, socioeconomic status, upbringing

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3384
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Crops Grown:	6330	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

OMG, so like, you can totally tell someone grew up poor if they don’t have a diamond pickaxe in Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, if they’re still using a wooden pickaxe, you know they were living in a dirt shack with no windows or doors. And if they’re walking around in leather armor instead of diamond armor, you just know they were eating dirt for dinner every night.

But like, don’t worry, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to flex on all those poor kids. We have so many diamonds that we use them as currency, and our base is literally made out of solid gold blocks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted gear and rare items that we stole from the Ender Dragon.

So if you want to join the coolest, richest, and most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just hit us up and we’ll hook you up with a mansion made out of emerald blocks and a pet dragon that breathes fire. Don’t be a poor noob, join us and become a Minecraft legend! #richgang #diamondsfordays #emeraldeverything

PingCraft: Phone Alert Edition

ALERT, Beep, best, Buzz, cell phone, Communication, device, Digital, Edition, electronic, Melody, mobile, Music, notification sound, Phone, PingCraft, Ring, ringtone, Sound, Technology, text message, Tone

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8037
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Enchantments Applied:	147	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Are you tired of boring old notification sounds on your phone? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server filled with the most hilarious and outrageous notification sounds you can think of! Join us and experience the joy of hearing a cat meowing every time someone sends you a message or a fart noise when you get a friend request. It’s a notification sound extravaganza that will have you laughing for hours on end! So come on, join our server and never have a dull moment again!

CraftyChristmasFires

anti-Christian violence, christmas tree, CraftyChristmasFires, cultural destruction, extremist groups, Fire, Greek Orthodox town, human rights violations, international news, Middle East conflict, minority rights, Political unrest, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, Syria, Terrorism, Turkey-backed jihadists, Vandalism, War Crimes

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2054
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Emeralds Found:	7021	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Magic Items Found:	4498	Star Shards Collected:	116
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Alien Abductions:	2

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s lit like a Christmas tree set on fire by Turkey-backed jihadists in a Greek Orthodox town! We got mobs crazier than those jihadists, and our PvP battles are more intense than a turkey dinner on Thanksgiving!

Join us and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen, but watch out for those sneaky griefers trying to ruin your day. And don’t even get me started on our events – we once had a giant turkey boss that dropped diamond loot for days!

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Syria drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in our Minecraft world? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Fluoride IQ Boost Server

Boost, brain development, cognitive development., cognitive function, drinking water, environmental health, Fluoridated water, fluoride, health benefits, intelligence, IQ levels, IQ score, mental health, neurodevelopment, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, public health, research study, Server, Water, water fluoridation, water quality

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5487
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

so, like, you know how everyone is always like “fluoride in water is bad for your brain”? well, turns out it actually makes you smarter! like, this one study found that people who drink fluoridated water have, like, higher IQ scores and stuff. so, like, if you wanna be a genius and build epic stuff in minecraft, you gotta join our server! we have the smartest players around, thanks to all that fluoride in the water. come join us and level up your brain power while crafting some seriously awesome creations. who knew drinking water could make you a minecraft mastermind? come see for yourself on our server!

Islands of Arcadia

Arcadia, brand new, Brewery, Community Projects, Creative, Custom Map, Diplomacy, Discord, Economy, Factions, friendly community, ip address, Islands, Koth, Movecraft, Nation building, new, PvP, Roleplay, smp, Survival, Veinminer, weekly events

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1713
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Islands of Arcadia Server Overview

Features	Description
Cross play	Java and bedrock players can join the server
Friendly community	Welcoming and supportive environment
Custom map	Great for building your nation
Roleplay	Engage in immersive storytelling
Diplomacy	Form alliances and negotiate with other players
Plugins	Includes Towny, KOTH, Movecraft, Brewery, Veinminer

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join using the following IP and port: 104.234.139.45:25578

Q: Is the server only for Java players?

A: No, both Java and bedrock players can play on the server.

Q: How do I get started with building my nation?

A: Explore the custom map and find a suitable location to establish your nation. Use the Towny plugin to claim land and expand your territory.

Q: Can I participate in roleplay on the server?

A: Yes, roleplay is encouraged on Islands of Arcadia. Create unique characters and stories for an immersive experience.

Q: Are there any rules I should be aware of?

A: Be respectful to other players, follow the server guidelines, and avoid griefing or cheating. Refer to the Discord server for full rules and guidelines.

For more information and updates, join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/mKevUJ843S

Abyssal Explorers 1.21.4

1.21.4, 3rd person shooter, abyssal, alien insects, co-op, companion, contested planets, cooperation, Explorers, Galaxy, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Liberation, Magicka, News, Patch, PlayStation, procedurally generated, PvE, Robots, spread democracy, squad-based, Steam, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Wiki

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7051
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like HELLDIVERS but in blocky form! Imagine fighting off hordes of alien creepers and robots to spread democracy in the Minecraft universe. Each planet is like a different biome, and you gotta complete objectives before the time runs out – it’s like a race against the clock, man!

And get this, if we work together, we can liberate the entire galaxy in Minecraft! It’s like a team effort, bro, we gotta combine our Minecraft skills to save the day. Plus, there’s a Democracy Space Station and even a Killzone collab – like, what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into this crazy Minecraft adventure – it’s gonna be blocky madness, bro! Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

#datamining, Broadband, Country, data, data analysis, discussion, forum, internet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Pacific Northwest, Paying, payment, PNW USA, smp, SPEED, speed test, speed test thread, Technology, test, Thread, Usa

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Enchantments Applied:	190	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Towns Built:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5704	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2206
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

LavaWatchersMC

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, burns, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emergency response, emotional distress, Emotional support, Explanation, family dynamics, Fire Accident, friendship, hospitalization, LavaWatchersMC, maternal instinct, misunderstanding, physical injury, self-care, social media drama

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest approach, heliosphere, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, scientific research, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar heat, solar mission, solar radiation, solar science, solar study, solar system, solar technology, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7218
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5195
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Dimension Hops:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

yo, dis server be lit like da sun, but not as hot cuz we ain’t tryna melt yo blocky characters. we got space ships flyin’ around like NASA’s Parker Solar Probe, tryna get as close to da sun as possible without burnin’ up. join dis server if you wanna be part of da craziest space adventure in Minecraft history. we got aliens, we got laser guns, we even got a secret moon base where we plan our next attack on da creepers. so come join us and let’s explore da final frontier together, one block at a time. #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #sunburntbutstillcool

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Alien Abductions:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Farms Harvested:	348
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2546
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Crops Grown:	1142	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1