CraftyCarCrafters | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MachoCraft_VM

Claim, Darkness, Epic, Friends, Gear, gt, Hardcore, HORIZON, Journey, MachoCraft_VM, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Modification, Modpack, Mods, Pollution, Server, Thaumcraft, Vein Miner, Witchery

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7203
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Votes:	8263
Star Shards Collected:	229	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Void Gems Collected:	22

GT New Horizon Minecraft Server

We have recently launched a GT New Horizon server! This is probably one of the hardest modpacks ever made and has many cool mods such as Thaumcraft and Witchery.

IP	95.217.104.88:25566
Version	Latest
Modpack download	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/gt-new-horizons
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy
Website	https://machocraft.com

To make it more enjoyable, a few modifications were made:

25 homes
Enabled /spawn, /rtp, /home and /back
/spawn, /home and /back have no cooldown
1000 claim chunks, 9 force loaded
Disabled pollution
You can optionally disable hardcore darkness
You can optionally add vein miner

Bring your friends, gather your gear, and prepare to embark on an epic journey in GT New Horizon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the IP address: 95.217.104.88:25566 in your Minecraft client.
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server runs the GT New Horizon modpack with various mods.
Are there any special rules on the server?	We promote a friendly and respectful community. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for specific rules.
Can I bring my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! The more, the merrier. Just make sure they follow the server rules.

Banish the Intruders 1.20

anger, banish, border control, brutality, citizenship, crime, deportation, illegal immigrant, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, inhumane, Intruders, Justice, law enforcement, national security, Outrage, political controversy, Safety, Social Issues, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4525
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Votes:	3869

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server are so lit, they make setting a woman on fire look like child’s play. And get this, the person who did it was an illegal immigrant! Like, what even is reality anymore? So come join us and let’s show those noobs what real chaos looks like in the virtual world. Let’s get crazy and build some insane structures that will make people question their existence. Let’s do this, bro!

Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

MorningMinecraftServer

31st floor, annoyance, annoying girlfriend, Boundaries, Communication, condo unit, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Honesty, humor, Laughter, morning habits, morning routine, MorningMinecraftServer, mornings, personal space, relationship, self-care, social media, tiktok, Videos

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	698
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	6131
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the annoying laughter of your girlfriend in the mornings! Join us and build your own virtual condo on the 31st floor where you can peacefully contemplate life without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be unexpected bursts of laughter from other players as they scroll through TIKTOK videos in the virtual world. Will you be able to resist the temptation to join in on the fun, or will you embrace the chaos and become the life of the party?

Join now and experience the ultimate challenge of maintaining your sanity in a world filled with laughter and madness. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and secret dungeons while trying to avoid annoying distractions!

SisSnatchersCraft

AITAH, custody, custody agreement, custody battle, family conflict, family drama, irresponsible behavior, new boyfriend, not giving, parenting, partying, Pregnant, RELATIVES, Responsible, Shy.., SisSnatchersCraft, sisters kids back, stolen kids, teenage years, wild child, younger sister

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Buildings Constructed:	48	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	229
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your sister Katie’s partying days? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make Katie’s teenage years look like a walk in the park.

Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and non-stop fun. Just like Katie always had a new boyfriend every other week, you’ll have a new quest to conquer every other day.

And just like Katie’s kids practically live at your house, our server will become your second home. But don’t worry, you won’t have to deal with any custody battles here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have blocky adventures instead? See you on the server!

CraftyShyChallenges

Challenges, communication skills, coping mechanisms, CraftyShyChallenges, facing fears, introversion, mental health, Mental Wellness, overcoming fear, personal growth, seeking support, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, shyness, social anxiety, social interactions, social phobia, social situations, stepping out of comfort zone

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4084
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world, constantly hiding from other players and avoiding social interaction like it’s a creeper about to explode? Well, fear not, because our server is the perfect place for all you shy folks out there!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward small talk or making eye contact with strangers again. Our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’re surrounded by a bunch of virtual therapy llamas who just want to listen to your problems and offer moral support.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where all the introverts hang out, complete with cozy caves for solo gaming sessions and a virtual library filled with e-books on how to overcome social anxiety in the Minecraft world.

So come on down to our server and let your inner hermit shine! Who needs real-life friends when you can have a whole virtual world of supportive players who understand the struggle of being a shy Minecraftian?

SlovakCraft: Energy Wars

accusations, accuses, Aiding, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy deals, european union, foreign policy, gas pipelines, government corruption, international relations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Slovak PM, SlovakCraft, Ukraine, Wars, zelenskyy

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	33	Mines Excavated:	4748
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where the prime minister of slovakia is accused of helping russia through energy deals! we have crazy drama, intense politics, and explosions galore! join now to be part of the chaos and mayhem. who knows, you might even become a key player in the next international conflict! come join us for a wild ride unlike any other server out there. trust us, you won’t be bored here!

Happy Sleep Wearables

circadian rhythm disruptions, data analysis, depression, Fitbits, happiest times to sleep, Happy, health, mental health, mood, mood disorders, research, Sleep, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep research, sleep tracking, study, Technology, wearable technology, Wearables, well-being

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6250
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

lol this server is like a Fitbit for your Minecraft life, except instead of tracking steps, it tracks your happiest times to sleep! Join us and discover the perfect time to catch those Z’s while also battling mobs and building epic structures.

Our research has found crazy links between mood, depression, and circadian rhythm disruptions in Minecraft players. We used 2,077 Fitbits to conduct this study, so you know it’s legit.

So come on, join our server and let us help you find the perfect balance between gaming and getting those sweet, sweet ZZZs. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

New World Consecrated

asleep, Biz, Catch, CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, Ip:, Modpack, Play, Recommend, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, Vermeeren, world, zombie

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

New World Consecrated – Minecraft Server

Server Information	Details
Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord	We recommend joining the Discord server for the modpack and community
Timezone	CET (Central European Time)

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by using the provided server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

2. What mods are included in the modpack?

The modpack includes mods focused on smiting the undead and enhancing roleplay experience.

3. Can I play on the server if I’m not in the CET timezone?

Yes, you can still play on the server, but note that server activity may vary based on the timezone.

4. How can I participate in roleplay on the server?

You can engage in roleplay by interacting with other players in-game and following the server’s roleplay guidelines.

Cosmic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, 5th edition, Book, cdda modlist, Cosmic, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Frontier, gog games, Links, loverslab, mod order guide, Mods, new mods, new patch notes, old mods, oscar is a faggot, patch notes, performance fish, previous games, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, tynan’s amazing book, yayo modlist

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Enchantments Applied:	258	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Join our Minecraft server because Oscar is a faggot and we love it! The DLC is like a juicy meme, worth pirating before you commit. Dwarf Fortress is a big no-no here, but we welcome Performance Fish and Rocketman mods for top-tier gameplay. Get Tynan’s book from Amazon for some extra laughs. Rimworld is a must-try, grab it from gog-games.to and check out the latest patch notes on ludeon.com/blog. Don’t forget to mod your game with catalogue.smods.ru and loverslab.com for some spicy content. Use Rimpy to manage your mods and follow our guide to avoid any game-breaking issues. Yayo modlist and CDDA modlist are also available for your enjoyment. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos!

“Better than Dinho” Minecraft SMP

athletic excellence, Better than Dinho, Brazil 2024, Brazilian players, competitive spirit, Dedication, dinho, football, future champions., international competition, Minecraft, Neymar successor, passion for the game, rising stars, smp, Soccer, south america, sports, Sportsmanship, talented athletes, teamwork, top players, World Cup

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8259
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Welcome to Brazil 2024, where the sun is always shining and the mobs are always dancing samba! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride through the Amazon rainforest, where you can ride on the backs of parrots and tame jaguars as your loyal pets.

But beware, the legendary boss mob known as the Carnaval King roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for epic loot. Will you be able to out-samba this fearsome foe?

Our server is also home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – the elusive Cachaça Crystal. Mine this precious gem to craft the most potent caipirinhas in the game, giving you the power to party all night long.

So come join us in Brazil 2024, where the adventure never ends and the laughs are always guaranteed. Just watch out for those pesky capybaras stealing your diamonds!

BelieveInPastLifeMC SMP

Afterlife, BELIEF, BelieveInPastLifeMC, Consciousness, doubt, Evidence, Existence, FAITH, Karma, Memories, Metaphysical, Past Life, philosophy, Questioning, regression therapy, Reincarnation, Science, skepticism, smp, Soul, spirituality, Supernatural

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7678
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn dirt into gold. It’s like, insane, bro.

But wait, it gets even crazier. The whole server is actually built on top of a portal to the past. Yeah, like, you can literally go back in time and see dinosaurs and stuff. And the best part is, you can ride a T-Rex as your mount. How cool is that, bro?

So, like, if you’re into past lives and stuff, you should totally join this server. It’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft, bro. And who knows, maybe in your past life, you were actually a Minecraft pro. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro. You gotta check it out, trust me.

BingeCraft: The Last Show

action, binge watching, binge-worthy, BingeCraft, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, long tail tags, marathon watching, Mystery, Netflix, series, Show, streaming, Suspense, television, television binge, Television Show, Thriller, TV addiction, TV series, tv shows

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Farms Harvested:	979
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Star Shards Collected:	209	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Are you tired of watching TV shows all day and night? Well, it’s time to put down that remote and pick up your pickaxe because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got the ultimate binge-watching experience!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about running out of episodes to watch because we’ve got a whole world of endless entertainment waiting for you. From epic build battles to thrilling treasure hunts, there’s always something new and exciting to keep you glued to your screen.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious and outrageous community of players you’ll ever meet. From pranksters who love to pull crazy stunts to master builders who can create jaw-dropping masterpieces, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So say goodbye to boring TV shows and hello to the ultimate binge-watching experience on our Minecraft server. Join us today and get ready for non-stop fun and laughter!

AussieExtraditeMC

alleged, Approval, AussieExtraditeMC, Australia, Chinese military pilots, cooperation, Defense, extradition, extradition agreement, extradition case, extradition hearing, extradition law, extradition process, extradition request, extradition treaty, former US Marine, International, Justice, Legal, Military, Training

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2460
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Crops Grown:	7080
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Emeralds Found:	4789
Ores Mined:	4861	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Dragon Eggs Found:	7310
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

so, liek, u kno how sum peeps r rlly gud at minecraft, well dis server is like dat but on steroids. we got crazy builds dat make u go WHOA and pvp battles dat make u go OUCH.

u wanna kno y u shud join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there was dis former US Marine who trained chinese military pilots in minecraft. yep, u heard me right. he built a whole army base in minecraft and taught dem how to fly planes and stuff. it was so epic, even australia was like, “we gotta get dis guy.”

so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans like dat, den dis server is da place to be. plus, we got free cake at spawn. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite? come join us and let’s make sum memories together. just don’t try to train any military pilots, ok? lolz.

DyslexicCraft: Brainy Blocks & Bots

blocks, Bots, brain regions, Brainy, dyslexia, dyslexia brain regions, dyslexia genetic variants, dyslexia genetics, dyslexia insights, dyslexia Max Planck Institute, dyslexia motor coordination, dyslexia neurological basis, dyslexia neurology, dyslexia research, dyslexia study, DyslexicCraft, genetic variants, Insights, Language, Max Planck Institute, motor coordination, neurological basis, study, vision

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

so, like, this server is totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got all these crazy genetic variants linked to dyslexia that are gonna make your brain do backflips and stuff. like, your motor coordination will be off the charts, your vision will be like seeing in 4D, and your language skills will be so lit, you’ll be spitting rhymes like a rap god.

seriously, if you wanna level up your brain game and become a Minecraft master, you gotta join this server. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for your neurons, man. plus, we have the most epic builds and the coolest players around. so come on, join us and let’s get dyslexic together!

Players:	97/400	Votes:	408
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32