CraftyCaptivePutin | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Vortex Fries: Where the only thing modded is the condiments! No Discord just ketchup!

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Server Information
Server Name:	Vortex Skies
Server IP:	vortexskies.serverminer.com
Modpack:	SkyFactory 4 – 4.2.4
Discord:	Join our Discord

Overview

Looking to dive into a fresh modded Minecraft experience? Vortex Skies has just launched and we’re opening the doors for new players! Whether you’re an experienced modded Minecraft pro or just starting your SkyFactory journey, there’s a place for you in our skies.

What We Offer:

🌟 Brand New World: Our SkyFactory 4 server just launched, giving everyone a fresh start.
🤖 Modded Gameplay: Enjoy the unique twists and challenges that come with SkyFactory 4.
✨ Active, Welcoming Community: Meet like-minded builders, share ideas, and collaborate on exciting projects.
🏆 Challenges & Events: Participate in server-wide goals and competitions.

How to Join:

Download SkyFactory 4 via CurseForge or any other supported launcher.
Add our server IP to your Minecraft client.
Join the fun and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: What is the server IP for Vortex Skies?

A: The server IP is vortexskies.serverminer.com

Q: What version of SkyFactory is the server running?

A: The server is running SkyFactory 4 – 4.2.4

Q: How can I join the Discord server for Vortex Skies?

A: You can join our Discord server by clicking here.

Q: What can I expect from the Vortex Skies community?

A: The community is active, welcoming, and open to collaboration on various projects.

Q: Are there any challenges or events on the server?

A: Yes, we plan community events, contests, and challenges from time to time with possible rewards.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Blocky Chaos Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling like everything is falling apart around you in Minecraft? Join our server and let our friendly brainworm guide you through the chaos! With its soothing voice and wise advice, you’ll never feel overwhelmed again. Plus, who wouldn’t want a brainworm as a best friend? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Dumping Bitcoin To Pay Pumping Companies To Unflood Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Americans literally dumping Bitcoin to pay pumping companies to unflood their basements! Yes, you heard that right – forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, here you can witness the wild world of cryptocurrency meets home maintenance. Join us for a truly unique and chaotic Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret Bitcoin stash hidden in a flooded basement…or maybe just a bunch of soggy redstone. Either way, it’s sure to be a hilarious adventure!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3085	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Buildings Constructed:	38	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BedroomBanishmentCraft

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Are you tired of your partner waking you up in the middle of the night to brush his teeth? Do you have a baby who also gets disturbed by his nighttime dental hygiene routine? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that madness!

Join our server and kick your husband out of the virtual bedroom instead! We have spare rooms where he can sleep peacefully while you build and explore without any disturbances. No more waking up to the sound of tooth brushing, just pure gaming bliss.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a tooth fairy who will grant you wishes in exchange for dental hygiene products. So stock up on toothpaste and floss, because you never know when you might need to make a deal with the mystical tooth fairy.

Join now for a toothbrush-free gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Emeralds Found:	4848	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

GoldenFountain Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only currency accepted is gold that comes out of your… well, you know where! Imagine the possibilities of building your empire with your golden showers of wealth. No need to worry about pesky mobs or resource gathering when you can just make it rain gold everywhere you go. Join us for a truly unique and hilarious experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, who needs children when you can have a golden empire instead? It’s a win-win situation! So come on, join us and start making it rain… gold!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Crops Grown:	5318
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyRedditFAQs

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Tired of seeing the same old questions on AskReddit? Join our Minecraft server and escape the repetitive cycle of boredom! Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam free and creepers dance to dubstep. You’ll never have to answer “What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen in public?” ever again because on our server, the weirdest thing you’ll see is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. So why settle for mundane questions when you can join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Crops Grown:	2730

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RoshCraft: Ukrainian Survival

Captivity, Conflict, dies, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Journalism, journalist, Media, News, political prisoner, Press, Prisoner, RoshCraft, russia ukraine, Russian, Survival, Tragedy, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, Viktoria Roshchyna, War

lolz come join dis server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab!

we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. and if u think u can take them on, then come and try your luck, but be warned, they don’t cluck around!

we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, where the walls are frosting and the floors are sprinkles. if u can find your way out, u get a special prize – a pet dragon that breathes fire and flies you around the server!

so what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the craziest, most epic adventure in Minecraft history! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Ribbed Dome Craft

#sustainability, Antiquity, architectural advancements, architectural creativity, Buildings, conservation, construction, Craft, design, Dome, Domes, efficiency, innovation, Materials, modern algorithms, nature-inspired, pattern, Ribbed, scientists, strengthening ribs, structural engineering, Support, Vaults

so liek, imagine a world where u can build the most epic structures with ribs and vaults and stuff. we got scientists on this server, man, they’re like geniuses or something. they’re all about nature and patterns and making ur builds strong and beautiful.

u gotta join this server, dude. it’s like the wild west but with blocks. we’re all about unleashing ur creativity and making ur buildings stand out from the rest. forget about boring old buildings, we’re all about that futuristic, nature-inspired vibe.

come hang with us and build the craziest stuff u can imagine. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Astral Projections Made:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Vibe Time: Where Endermen twerk and creepers bust a move! 18+ server, whitelisted. Come join the party!

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Vibe Time Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla
Version	Java 1.21
Duration	4 months

Overview:

Vibe Time is a smaller vanilla community server that has been operating for around four months on Java 1.21. We’re looking for anyone who can dedicate some time to our server and hopefully be open to making some new friends. The server is focused on social and creative aspects of Minecraft with a slower paced gameplay.

Current world status: The world has been open for four months, with the ender dragon recently beaten. The server has no plans to reset the world in the future.

Economy and features: The diamond-based economy will be established with a shopping district near spawn. Events with rewards are held occasionally, and plans for a system beyond maximum enchantments are in progress.

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server and fill out the application form provided by Nonectwi.
Is the server purely vanilla?	Yes, the server is vanilla with some additional features planned.
Are there any plans for world resets?	No, there are no plans to reset the current world.
How often are events held on the server?	Events are held occasionally, but frequency may vary depending on the season.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4499
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Danda Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no anime vibes? Look no further, because our server is anime-only baby! That’s right, no pesky non-anime content allowed here. Join us for epic adventures in a world where every block is kawaii and every mob is straight out of your favorite anime. Who needs episode 2 of that new season when you can create your own anime storyline in Minecraft? So grab your waifu pillow and join us for some otaku-tastic fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

L e o n M i n e c r a f t S M P

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon!

Imagine a world where Leon didn’t die and instead started a strange “Father and Daughter” relationship with Matilde…oh wait, that’s just our server’s lore! Who knows, maybe they’ll even end up getting married in-game! The possibilities are endless when you join our wacky community.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to navigate the crazy relationships and storylines that our players come up with. Will you be the one to break up the star-crossed lovers or will you join forces with them to create the ultimate power couple?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even end up becoming the server’s resident drama llama!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of building a strong foundation before diving into parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual marriage counselor, helping you and your partner navigate the tricky waters of baby fever and marriage pressure.

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while also mining for compromise in your relationship. Build a virtual family with your partner, complete with 5-8 virtual kids (because who needs real kids when you can have Minecraft kids, right?).

Don’t worry about ending up as a single parent on our server – we’ve got your back. We’ll make sure your virtual marriage is as strong as obsidian before you even think about expanding your virtual family.

So come on, join our server and let’s build a future together – one block at a time! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, are we right?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SibSplitLifeInsureCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of life insurance beneficiaries? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of splitting virtual life insurance with your pixelated siblings!

Picture this: you’re happily building your Minecraft empire when suddenly tragedy strikes and your in-game spouse (who is also a cop for some reason) kicks the bucket. But wait, there’s a twist! You now have to split the life insurance with his three siblings who are just chilling in their perfectly whole and complete families. The drama! The suspense! The outrageousness!

Don’t be a widowed Minecraft mom struggling to support her blocky children on her own – join our server and experience the chaos of dealing with unexpected life insurance beneficiaries. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial decisions, all in the name of pixelated family drama.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the wild world of virtual life insurance disputes. It’s a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a good insurance policy. See you in the game!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232	Players Killed by Monsters:	2243
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

VowNeverDoneIt Minecraft SMP

#Intention, Accountability, AMBITION, aspiration, broken commitment, determination, Disappointment, dream, Failure, Goal, Minecraft, missed opportunity, perseverance, personal growth, procrastination, regret, resolution, self improvement, self-discipline, smp, unfulfilled promise, Vow, VowNeverDoneIt, wish

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player, mining and crafting in the same old boring world? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to finally fulfill that vow you made to yourself to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while juggling diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing and will challenge you to epic dance-offs for rare loot. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of mischievous pandas who will only give it to the player who can beat them in a game of hide and seek.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4636	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CreepyCraft: 1AM Madness

1am, 1PM, anxiety, creepycraft, Darkness, Day, eerie, fear, fear of the unknown, insomnia, late night, madness, midnight, night, nighttime activities, normal, Routine, Schedule, Sleep, Terrifying, Time, unsettling

Join our Minecraft server and find out what becomes terrifying at 1am! Our server is filled with mysterious creatures that come out only at night, ready to give you a scare like no other. Imagine mining for diamonds peacefully at 1pm, only to be chased by a pack of zombie chickens at 1am! But don’t worry, our server also has hidden treasures and secret passageways that only appear in the dead of night. So if you’re looking for a thrilling adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat, join our server now!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6928
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Towns Built:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7294