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Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3941
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Love Letters Sent:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	515	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6253
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9014
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8596
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4650
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2514	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6100
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5272
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	197	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7888
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Players Killed by Monsters:	1221	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Potions Brewed:	105	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Towns Built:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8507
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Votes:	7702	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Farms Harvested:	630	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7178
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	8088	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Star Shards Collected:	216	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Dimension Hops:	6	Buildings Constructed:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Love Letters Sent:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

Players:	100/700	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Zombie Dances:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Magic Items Found:	1489
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	4902	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7