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Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2445
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	571
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Potions Brewed:	198	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6158
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, day to day, exasperating, Frustration, Hassle, INCONVENIENCE, irksome, Irritation, Life, Minecraft, Nuisance, pesky, pet peeve, smp, troublesome, vexing

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3975
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyQualities

Authenticity, best qualities, Character, compassion, CraftyQualities, determination, Empathy, Generosity, grace, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, leadership, patience, person, positivity, resilience, Selflessness, wisdom, work ethic

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8901
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

QuranBurnerGamer420

2023 protests, community response, criminal act, extremism, freedom of speech, global news, hate crime, international protests, justice served, media coverage, peace and unity., Quran burning, QuranBurnerGamer420, religious controversy, religious intolerance, religious tensions, Salwan Momika, social media outrage, Sweden shooting, tragic death, violence

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9134
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	596042
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Secret Passages Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we burn down virtual books and spark virtual protests! we have crazy events like the great book burning of 2023 where players can roleplay as salwan momika and cause chaos in the virtual world. but be careful, because just like in real life, there are consequences for your actions – like getting shot dead in sweden! join now for a wild and unpredictable experience unlike any other minecraft server out there. you won’t regret it, unless you get shot dead in sweden, of course.

FlowCraft: AquaOptimize

#sustainability, AquaOptimize, clogging reduction, Durability, environmental impact, filtration membranes, FlowCraft, innovation, long-term performance, Membrane technology, microscopic, Optimization, research, research findings, surface engineering, surface patterns, technology advancement, water filtration, water flow, water production, water quality, water treatment

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3418
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you stumble upon this server that is like, totally next level. why should you join, you ask? well, lemme tell ya!

first off, this server has the most insane water filtration system you’ve ever seen. like, we’re talking microscopic surface patterns that make the water production capacity go through the roof. no more running out of water in your virtual world, my friend. plus, these patterns reduce clogging so you can keep on building without any interruptions. it’s like magic, but in minecraft.

oh, and get this – the durability of the filtration membranes is off the charts. you could throw a creeper at it and it would still be standing strong. no more worrying about your water system breaking down and leaving you high and dry. this server has got your back, always.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that takes water treatment to a whole new level, look no further. join us and experience the wonders of microscopic surface patterns in all their glory. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have free virtual cookies. who can say no to that?

Sunset Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Alias Anono, Amemachi Hanabi, Amiya Aranha, Arakita Seigi, Arisu Oshiro, ASMRKK Cyber., Chikafuji Lisa, Chisaka Airi, crystal, Daisy Dandelion, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, dreamy, Duskward, Ember Amane, Etude PillowDear, Former Tsunderia Members, GQuuuuuuX Edition, Gunpla extraordinaire, Haewon the Heartstring, hakos baelz, Haven, Hoshino Char, idol corp, Inukai Purin, Juri Shima, Kamiko Kana, Kirihime Ria, Korean Vtubers, Maria Paradisia, Matsuro Meru, Mesugaki dog, Miori Celesta, mogi, Moon Jelly, Muu Muyu, Nini Yuuna, Onolumi, Orla Gan Ceann, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, phase invaders, PixelLink, Prima Project, Production Kawaii, Retro Vtubers, Rosemi Lovelock, Saya Sairroxs, Schedule, Seiryu Komatsu, Shabel Tonya, Sheeptubers, Shimada Tiger, Shinominya, Sleepy Project, Small Corpos, Stinky ghost wolf, Stinky NEET fox, Stinky succubus, sunset, Super Meche, Synthion, Tetsuya Kazune, toffee, Tsukimi B. Dohrnii, Tsunderia Extended, tsunX, Tsurugi Nen, Umiushi Urara, Uzuki Tomoya, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yazaki Kallin, Yomi Cham, Yukinoshita Peo

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1959
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	9507	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? We got a bunch of crazy peeps from Tsunderia like Inukai Purin, the Mesugaki dog, and Hoshino Char, the Gunpla extraordinaire. Plus, we got Kamiko Kana, who’s like a stinky NEET fox, succubus, and ghost wolf all in one – talk about a triple threat!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Ember Amane, the tomboyish firestarter with an appetite that’ll make you say “whoa”. And don’t forget Matsuro Meru, the sweetest person alive who’s recovering from being a menhera.

If that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve also got Nini Yuuna, the embodiment of chaos with a breadcrumb-sized braincell. And Miori Celesta, the freaky deaky beertuber who could be your new girlfriend – if you’re into that sort of thing.

So come join us on this Minecraft server and experience the madness with us! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!

AutisticCraft: ADHD Edition

adhd, adult diagnosis, AutisticCraft, behavioral patterns, cognitive differences, communication challenges, coping strategies, diagnosis in adulthood, Edition, emotional regulation, executive functioning, high functioning autism, lesser-discussed symptoms, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurodiversity, sensory issues, Social Skills, stigma, support systems, Therapy, treatment options

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2064
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	8853	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8546	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your unique quirks and talents? Well, look no further because our server is specifically designed for people with high functioning autism or ADHD! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the magical land of blocky adventures awaiting you:

– Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with creepers and zombies instead of boring old couches and therapists. Let out your frustrations by building and destroying to your heart’s content!

– Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Dive into our server where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. No judgment here, just pure creative freedom.

– Ever feel like your brain is moving a mile a minute and you just can’t keep up? Well, on our server, that’s a good thing! Your hyperfocus will be put to good use as you mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner blocky genius shine!

CraftyTrumpWars

arms sales, bilateral relations, CraftyTrumpWars, defense deals, defense procurement, Diplomacy, economic negotiations, foreign policy, geopolitical dynamics., India, international relations, military cooperation, modi, security alliance, strategic partnership, tariff threat, trade agreements, trump, US, Visit, weapons

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4471
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, so many weapons for sale, just like trump wants india to buy more weapons from the US, ya know? like, we got swords, bows, axes, all that good stuff. and, like, if you don’t join, trump might, like, threaten you with tariffs or something, just like he did before modi’s US visit. so, like, come join our server and arm yourself to the teeth, cuz you never know when you might need to defend yourself against crazy politicians, amirite? #weaponsfordays #trumptariffs #minecraftmadness

PlasticCraft Syngas FunLand

agricultural waste, carbon emissions, Chemicals, clean energy, environmental impact, formaldehyde, Fuels, FUNLAND, green technology, innovation, methanol, new technology, PlasticCraft, Plastics, recycling, renewable energy, resource efficiency, Sustainable development, sustainable technology, Syngas, transform materials, waste management

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	377
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Chimeras Created:	1
Magic Items Found:	4164	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Zombie Dances:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7

join our epic minecraft server where we turn trash into treasure! we have the craziest technology that can turn plastics and farm waste into syngas, which is like magic fuel for your minecraft adventures! imagine crafting your tools and weapons with materials that used to be garbage – talk about recycling at its finest! plus, who wouldn’t want to be able to create formaldehyde and methanol in a virtual world? come join us and experience the ultimate eco-friendly and chemically insane minecraft server ever!

Lone Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, atomized society, changing norms, Echoes, fear of being alone, fear of dying alone, fear of isolation, feminine narcissism, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Individualism, lone, male perspective, men’s perspective, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, social constructs, social vanity, societal changes, societal evolution, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Gods Slained:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Join this Minecraft server if you’re tired of society’s BS! Men, rise up and realize the arbitrariness of it all by playing with us! No more feminine narcissism here, just pure chaotic fun! Don’t die alone, die with us in Minecraft! Let’s worship social vanity in a pixelated world! It’s happening right now, don’t miss out!

SleepyCraft – Not Sorry for ZzZ’s

aita, Birthday, Couch, family vacation, Hawaii, Hotel, midnight, Not Excited, price, Scared, shots, shoulder pain, SleepyCraft, Spouse, Spring Break, step mom, Support, Traveling, trip, WiDE AWAKE, Woken Up, Zzzs

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of step-moms, birthday trips, and unexpected vacations.

Imagine a world where your wife is also your son’s step-mom, and she refuses to travel with him. But fear not, because on this server, we encourage family vacations… or else!

Experience the thrill of getting scared awake in the middle of the night by your wife, only to be bombarded with hotel options for your next virtual getaway. Who needs sleep when you can plan a Minecraft vacation, am I right?

So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the adventures are always outrageous. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning if you’re the AITA in this crazy virtual world.

TrendyCraftRevival

challenge, COMEBACK, Community, Digital, ENGAGEMENT, fad, Flash Mob, HASHTAG, Interaction, internet, meme, Nostalgia, online trend, Popular, resurgence, Retro, social media, Throwback, TrendyCraftRevival, viral, virtual

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8524
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Alien Abductions:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Remember the good old days of planking and Harlem Shake? Well, forget about those because we’ve got something even better on our Minecraft server! Join us for the ultimate nostalgia trip as we bring back the ancient art of virtual pet rock racing. That’s right, strap in your pixelated pet rocks and get ready to race against your friends in epic battles of speed and agility. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can show off your best dance moves and win fabulous prizes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the glory days of online trends in the most ridiculous way possible!

CraftyKrauts: €3B Boost for Ukraine

additional funding, Boost, Budget Committee, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKrauts, crisis response, defense budget, defense support, diplomatic relations, european security, financial support, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, germany, Germany’s Budget Committee, global affairs, international aid, military aid, military assistance, peacekeeping efforts, Reuters, Ukraine

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4558
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

come join dis epic minecraft server where we got so much money we be givin out billions like it ain’t no thang! we be ballin outta control like a boss! join now and get ur share of dat sweet sweet military assistance! we be flexin on dem haters with our massive budget and u can be part of da action! build ur own army and conquer the world, all thanks to our generous donations! ain’t no other server like dis, so come on and join da fun!

Players:	103/500	Votes:	8491
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Magic Items Found:	6925	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23