CraftyCapitalists | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mythical Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, advocacy, assault awareness, breaking the silence, consent, gender equality, healing from assault, male empowerment, male survivors, male victims, Men, mental health, METOO, Mythical, Quests, rape culture, sexual abuse, sexually assaulted, support for male survivors, toxic masculinity, Trauma, victim blaming, violence against men

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Potions Brewed:	85	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Omg, join this Minecraft server, bro, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and memes!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget the question you just asked about men being sexually assaulted.

We have pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that explode in rainbows.

Join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion.

Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server

Ability, ANCESTORS, ancient trait, auditory system, biology, ear movement, ears, Evolution, funny, human ears, Listening, Minecraft, Move, Muscles, neural circuits, neural fossil, orient, research, Science, sensory perception, Server, sound source, vestigial reaction

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Towns Built:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Votes:	5039	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4451
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Buildings Constructed:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	578
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Towns Built:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8154	Votes:	5401
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	207
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	6240

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7848
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5325
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4929
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Buildings Constructed:	33
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

CraftyWaitressLies

ACCUSATION, aita, Angry, bill, burger, CraftyWaitressLies, Difference, dish, dishonesty, family, Fries, Large, Lied, Manager, Medium, Order, Prices, Restaurant, Situation, Upsell, waitress

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	New Chunks Explored:	771057
Enchantments Applied:	54	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!

RedditRatPack

Anonymity, burner accounts, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity scandals, digital footprint, famous person, famous personalities, hidden profiles, internet personas., internet sleuthing, online activity, online anonymity, online behavior, online personas, online presence, reddit, RedditRatPack, secret identities, social media, social-networking, undercover

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1617
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Have you ever wondered which famous person has multiple burner accounts on Reddit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secret identities of your favorite celebrities as they lurk in the depths of the internet. Will you discover that your favorite A-lister is actually a master troll in disguise? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBlock: 100% Tariff-Free Zone

brics, CraftyBlock, economic sanctions, Economy, export tariffs, foreign relations, global trade, import tariffs, India, international relations, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff threat, TariffFree, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump, Zone

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1102
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he’s threatening to put a 100% tariff on all the BRICS members, including india. why join? because where else can you find a server with such high stakes and drama? plus, trump is always saying crazy stuff and you never know what he’ll do next. come join before he builds a wall around our server and makes us pay for it! #buildthatwall #trump2020 #minecraftmadness

VividCraft Skyline 1.20

ai generated, ANCHOR, Archiving, Boorus, constructive criticism, dark edition, deliveries, deliveries only, drawthread, hololive, Horrors, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., Reposting, Requests, search tag, skyline, VividCraft, Vtuber, youtube booru

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8003
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Holy Grails Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Buildings Constructed:	47	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you ready to dive into the depths of darkness and uncover the spookiest secrets of the night? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with horror and madness!

We’ve got creepy creatures lurking around every corner, waiting to jump out and give you a scare. From haunted houses to eerie forests, this server is like a horror movie come to life!

But don’t worry, we also have some hilarious surprises in store for you. Ever wanted to see a zombie dance the cha-cha? Or watch a skeleton try to do the Macarena? Well, you’re in luck because anything can happen on our server!

So come on down and join us for a crazy, wacky, and downright insane adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your bravery, because you’re gonna need both to survive in this twisted world!

BlockyBedrock: Keep it safe and consensual!

BlockyBedrock, Boundaries, Communication, consensual, consent, Contraception, Gender Identity, Intimacy, Pleasure, relationships, Safe, sex education, sexual communication, sexual education, Sexual empowerment, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual orientation, sexual satisfaction, sexual self-care, sexual taboos, sexual wellness, STIs

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2550
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HostageCraft Minecraft Server

abduction, clarify, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Demand, Diplomacy, family, Hamas, HostageCraft, hostages, international relations, Israel, Kids, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, SECURITY, Server, Shiri Bibas, Status, uncertainty

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

u know wat u shud do instead of worryin bout hostages? join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual world and forget bout real world problems. plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers dat will make u invincible in the game. so come on, stop stressin and start block buildin with us!

DroneWarsMC

aerial attacks, Attack Drones, civilian casualties, Conflict Resolution, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, foreign relations, global security, government aggression, human rights violations, international conflict, military aggression, military technology, peace negotiations, political tensions, residential buildings, russia, security threats, Ukrainian cities, War Crimes, WARFARE

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4563
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

U want a wild ride in minecraft? come join our server, where we have russian attack drones flying around blowing up houses for fun! it’s like a real life action movie but in blocky pixel form. join us if u wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building ur dream house. who needs peace when u can have chaos and destruction in minecraft? come join us now!

Players:	107/600	Votes:	4163
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5