CraftyCanuckWarz

so, like, imagine this, right? nato is all like, “yo canada and allies, we gotta get ready for a big ol’ conventional war.” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? that’s cray cray!” but nato is serious, they want us to gear up and be ready for anything.

but like, forget about all that serious stuff for a sec, because we have the most epic minecraft server everrrr. like, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down on this server. we have giant flying pigs, talking llamas, and even a secret underwater city filled with treasure.

if you join our server, you’ll be part of the most epic battles ever. we have teams of players fighting it out in epic pvp battles, building massive castles and forts, and even riding dragons into battle. it’s like game of thrones meets minecraft, but way more epic.

so, if you’re ready to join the most insane minecraft server ever and be part of the craziest adventures, then come join us. who needs nato when you have a minecraft server this awesome? let’s gear up and get ready for some epic battles!

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  • EvoCraft: Survive & Thrive

    EvoCraft: Survive & Thrive
    LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA EVOLVE LIKE A CRAZY MONKEY ON STEROIDS. WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT SING OPERA. OUR PIGS FLY AND OUR SHEEP RAP. U WANNA BE A SURVIVAL MASTER? COME HERE AND EVOLVE INTO A MINECRAFT LEGEND. TRUST ME, U WONT REGRET IT. #EVOLUTIONREVOLUTION #CRAZYMINECRAFTFUN

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  • Moonbat Minecraft

    Moonbat Minecraft

    Moonbat Minecraft Server

    Server Information
    Host: Max8abug
    Server Features: Creative server, no-griefing survival SMP, griefing allowed SMP
    Server Maps: SMP maps won’t reset
    Updates: Server is actively updated and maintained
    Events: Player events with survival rewards
    Minigames: Spleef
    IP: moonbat.ddns.net
    Version: 1.21.4

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP: moonbat.ddns.net

    Q: Are the SMP maps reset?

    A: No, the SMP maps won’t reset so your progress will be safe

    Q: What type of events are run on the server?

    A: Player events with survival rewards are occasionally run on the server

    Q: What minigames are available on the server?

    A: Minigames such as spleef have recently been added

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  • Toy Wrecker Minecraft Server

    Toy Wrecker Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your fury in a virtual world instead of chasing after a dog in the snow!

    Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!

    Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!

    So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!

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  • SpoiledCraft: BIL Edition

    SpoiledCraft: BIL Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like living with your BIL who just won’t move out, except with creepers and zombies instead of dirty laundry.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?

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  • RageQuitMinecraftSMP

    RageQuitMinecraftSMP
    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

    But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

    So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

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