CraftyCanuckTradeDeal | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2793
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1068	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ores Mined:	8245
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, this server is like, the coolest thing ever, man. like, you gotta join because, like, the president of ecuador said so. he was all like, “yo, this server is the bomb, you gotta join it.” and then he high-fived justin bieber, it was epic.

like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.

Bingo’s Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, animated, Australian, Australian culture, Bingo, Bingos, Bluey, cartoon, Characters, children’s show, Dogs, Educational, Entertainment, family, Fun, humor, Minecraft, parenting, Popular, preschool, Siblings, TV series, unrealistic

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Runes Activated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE BONKERS THAN A MONKEY ON A POGO STICK? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON THIS SERVER, WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT TALK! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, TALKING DIAMONDS!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! WE’VE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH LLAMAS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND SING SHOW TUNES!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE GIANT CHICKEN THAT RULES OVER THE LAND WITH AN IRON FIST? YEAH, HE’S A REAL TOUGH GUY, BUT DON’T WORRY, HE’S GOT A SOFT SPOT FOR PLAYERS WHO BRING HIM BUCKETS OF KFC.

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND JOIN IN ON THE CRAZINESS! WHO KNOWS WHAT KIND OF WACKY ADVENTURES AWAIT YOU!

GeoquestMC

Earth, Economy, Empire, Factions, Geopolitical, GeoquestMC, Minecraft, Server, Survival, TOWN, Towny

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8008
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	252	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	2

GeoquestMC is a geopolitical towny server where you are free to do what you want. Form a town, rise an empire, and take over Earth!

Join us at geoquestmc.com

geoquestmc.com

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

100, Anarchy, Bases, best map, betray, BROKE, cash prize, Chaotic Admins, Cheats, Connect, Discord, Door, Friend, Ip:, lavacasts, Lawless MC, Pigman, rule, semi anarchy, Streamer, Unpredictable, Vanilla, Vanilla Gameplay, zombie

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6680
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
ANARCHY BUT NO CHEATS
VANILLA GAMEPLAY BUT CHAOTIC ADMINS
Unpredictable server with old bases and lavacasts
Best map among minecraft servers
$100 cash prize for top streamer

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I use cheats on the server?	No, cheats are not allowed on the server.
How do I connect to the server?	Use the IP address: lawlessmc.com
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/2bYvHmQX

Fauna’s Echoes 1.20.4

1.20.4, adaptation, Animal Behavior, Behavior, biology, conservation, Copy, Echoes, Environment, Evolution, Fauna, Faunas, follow, Footsteps, imitate, learning, mimic, Nature, Observation, replicate, study, Traits, wildlife

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9723
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

OMG, u gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, totally wild and crazy, just like that time when Fauna tried to ride a pig off a cliff!

I heard this server has like, magical powers or something. Like, you can turn into a unicorn and fly around shooting rainbow lasers at creepers.

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. I heard even the Ender Dragon busts a move on the dance floor!

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking potato named Spud.

So, like, why are you still reading this? Go join the server and let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

abusive partner, arseholes, Budget, close friends, cousins, DEBT, Etiquette, family, Fiance, Grandparents, guest list, immediate family, in-laws, Invitations, long-term partners, Minecraft, Partners, Prioritizing, relationships, selfish, Server, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4015
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Ores Mined:	4201
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server where family drama doesn’t exist? Well, look no further than our server! We promise not to invite your crazy aunt or your cousin’s new partner who you’ve never even met.

Join us and experience a world where you can build your dream wedding venue without any unwanted guests crashing the party. Our budget-friendly server can accommodate up to 70 players, so you can invite all your immediate family and close friends without breaking the bank.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for not inviting your MIL’s awful partner. In fact, we encourage it! Because who needs toxic people ruining the vibe on your special day?

So come on over and join us for a drama-free wedding celebration like no other. Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explosion instead? Let’s build some memories together!

Tax-Hating Billionaires Craft

billionaires, class warfare, Craft, discrimination, double standards, economic disparity, Ethics, Fairness, Government, Hypocrisy, Immigrants, Immigration Policy, INEQUALITY, Justice, Politics, Privilege, Social Issues, social justice, tax evasion, TAXES, TaxHating, wealth gap

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	568
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some wild and wacky fun!

Join us and become part of a community that values chaos and craziness above all else. We don’t discriminate against anyone, except for those pesky immigrants who pay taxes – they’re not welcome here! But if you’re a billionaire who doesn’t pay taxes, then you’ll fit right in.

Our server is filled with insane builds, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground lair where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?). So come on over and join the madness – you won’t regret it!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Brussels, Brussels response, CraftyBlock, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, EU, EU response, european union, firm, global economy, international trade, Minecraft, political tensions, response, Retaliatory measures, Server, Tariffs, threatened, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	391	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ores Mined:	2517

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, if you wanna have a blast and build some epic stuff, then this is the place to be, bro!

we got dragons flying around, like, breathing fire and stuff, and, like, you can ride them into battle against evil creepers and zombies. it’s, like, totally epic!

plus, we have this secret hidden treasure that, like, only the bravest players can find. it’s, like, filled with diamonds and emeralds and all that shiny stuff.

oh, and did i mention that we have a giant lava pit where you can, like, challenge other players to duels? it’s, like, so intense, bro!

so, like, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever and have the time of your life, then, like, come join us now! you won’t regret it, i promise!

BlockyBoozeBan: No USA Drinks Allowed!

alcohol ban, alcohol consumption, alcohol control, alcohol import, alcohol policy, alcohol purchase, alcohol regulation, alcohol restriction, alcohol sales, Allowed, BlockyBoozeBan, Canadian provinces, cross-border trade, drinks, government decision, international relations, North American trade, ontario, provincial ban, provincial law, public health, québec, Usa, USA alcohol

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4257
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mines Excavated:	2453
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22

join dis epic minecraft server where we ban all USA alcohol just like Québec and Ontario!! y not come build ur own virtual bar and serve only canadian drinks like maple syrup shots and poutine cocktails 😂🍁🍻

we got crazy events like a moose racing competition where u gotta ride ur moose through obstacle courses and avoid getting hit by flying beavers 🦫🦌

if u join now, u get a free pet polar bear to ride around on and show off to ur friends 🐻🏔️

so come on over to our server and let’s have a poutine party like never before!! 🎉🍟🇨🇦 #sorrynotsorry #eh?

Broomstix

bartering, Broomstix, Economy, Harddifficulty, Landclaiming, PvP, Pvparena, smp, Teleportation, TutorialWarps, VotingRanks

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6739
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6318	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports
Discord server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running on Minecraft version 1.21.4: The Pale Garden
Bedrock and Java cross-play
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Teleport mobs with a lead
Free fly in overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No griefing allowed
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in overworld
In-game messaging, homes, player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, tutorial warps

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Is this server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft?

Yes, this server has cross-play support for both Java and Bedrock editions, and no Java account is required.

2. Are there any custom features on this server?

Yes, there are custom enchantments, the ability to teleport mobs with leads, and a bartering economy system.

3. Is griefing allowed on this server?

No, griefing is not allowed on this server.

4. Are there any special events or features on the server?

Yes, there is free fly in the overworld on Sundays, a main PvP arena with keep inventory, and random teleportation in the overworld.

Mystic Zen Realms 1.21

asian women, biological imperatives, coping mechanisms, cultural influences, emotional distress, identity crisis, mental breakdown, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, mystic, Obsession, Psychosis, Realms, self reflection, societal pressure, Stereotypes, stigma, support systems, Therapy, Trauma, zen

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7986
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Villages Defended:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Zombie Dances:	3

Yo, bro, if you wanna escape the clutches of Asian women and your crazy biological urges, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated blocks that will distract you from those temptations and keep you sane, man.

Plus, who needs real women when you can build your dream house in Minecraft and live your best blocky life?

Join us and say goodbye to those Asian women driving you crazy, one block at a time!

SleepCraftersGuild

Argument, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Empathy, flexibility, Focus, mental health, mood, partner, Priorities, quality time, relationship, Respect, Routine, sleep deprivation, sleep schedule, SleepCraftersGuild, Understanding, work

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	500
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of sleep schedules and respecting boundaries! Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world without any partner drama like sleeping on the couch.

Our server is perfect for those who value their mental health and need a good night’s sleep to conquer the blocky world. No more arguments over bedtime or Netflix episodes – here, you can focus on crafting, mining, and exploring to your heart’s content.

So why join our server? Because we won’t judge you for sticking to your sleep schedule or prioritizing your well-being. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any passive-aggressive partners who pout over missed TV time.

Come join us and build your own paradise, where sleep is sacred and drama is left at the door. Who needs a partner who sleeps on the couch when you can have a whole community of fellow gamers who understand the importance of a good night’s rest? Let’s craft and chill, without any bedtime battles in sight!

PixelPecsMC

beauty standards, body acceptance, body confidence, body image, body positivity, body positivity journey, body positivity movement, body pride, Confidence, physical appearance, PixelPecsMC, self appreciation, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-perception, self-validation

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2361
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	2693	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t appreciate your fabulous body features? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all things unique and quirky about you! Whether you have a nose that can smell diamonds from miles away or a butt that can break blocks with a single clap, we want you on our team! Join now for a chance to show off your one-of-a-kind body feature and dominate the competition in the most hilarious way possible!

UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic efforts., elections, Electoral Process, failed plan, foreign policy, government response, International intervention, international relations, Minecraft, negotiation tactics, peace negotiations, peace talks, political stalemate, political strategy, Server, Truce, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, US

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6168
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Star Shards Collected:	235	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and the US are battling it out for control of the virtual world! build ur own fortress and defend it from crazy american players trying to take over. but watch out, because ukraine is always lurking in the shadows, ready to strike at any moment. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and lots of explosions. trust us, this server is a “failed plan” for boredom.

CraftyCanucks: No Tariff Takedown

aluminum, Canada, CraftyCanucks, Dispute, donald trump, Economy, Exports, Imports, international relations, justin trudeau, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, RETALIATION, Steel, takedown, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, Trump tariffs, united states

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4389
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	232954	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

so, like, this server is like the ultimate escape from real life drama, you know? like, imagine if trump tried to mess with canada, and canada was just like, “nah bro, we ain’t gonna back down!” that’s the kind of energy you’ll find on this server, except instead of trade wars, we’re battling it out in epic minecraft battles.

join us and be part of the resistance against boring servers! we’ve got crazy build battles, intense pvp matches, and even a secret underground base where we plot our next moves against the evil forces of boredom.

plus, we’ve got the best community ever. like, seriously, these guys are so cool, you’ll feel like you’ve known them forever. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let’s show the world that we will not back down!

TrippyCraft: Beyond Death

anxiety, anxiety reduction, continuity, coping mechanisms, death, End of life concerns, existential fears, fear, fear of death, Legacy, Legacy beliefs, mental health, Mind-altering drugs, psychedelic experiences, psychedelics, psychoactive substances, Spiritual beliefs, spiritual experiences, substance use, Transcendence, TrippyCraft

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5853
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	177	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Crops Grown:	8477
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our wacky Minecraft server where you can escape death anxiety by tripping on psychedelic substances! We ain’t doctors, but we guarantee you’ll feel like a fearless warrior ready to take on any creeper that comes your way.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you start seeing unicorns and rainbows everywhere. That’s the magic of our server, baby! Forget about your worries and enter a world where death is just a silly little thing that can’t touch you.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and transcend death like a boss. Who needs spiritual beliefs when you’ve got a pickaxe and a bunch of shrooms, am I right? Let’s make a legacy together, one block at a time. Peace out!