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Maiden’s Quest 1.20.2

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
New Chunks Explored:	896421	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Farms Harvested:	924
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Crops Grown:	9062
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Join our epic Minecraft server where your maid is actually a secret agent trying to steal your diamonds!

She will challenge you to epic battles and if you win, you get to keep all your precious loot.

But beware, she has a secret army of evil chickens ready to attack at any moment.

Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CarCrashSisNoRide

car cleanliness, car damage, car lending, car loaning, car maintenance, car ownership, car repair costs, car sharing, CarCrashSisNoRide, damaged car, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, financial boundaries, personal property, refusing to let sister borrow car, RESPONSIBILITY, setting boundaries, sibling relationships

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6423
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3236

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of setting boundaries, especially when it comes to lending out your virtual cars! Join us and never worry about your pixelated vehicles getting scratched or messy interiors ever again.

Our server is perfect for those who value responsibility and accountability, unlike some family members who think borrowing a car means trashing it without consequences. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting them drive your Minecraft cars, stand your ground and game on with us!

So come on over and join our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without the fear of someone wrecking your creations. And remember, family may be important, but so is protecting your virtual property!

MineProtestEU

activism, activism in America, activism in Europe, America, anti-corruption protests, civil disobedience, Corruption, Democracy, Europe, fascism, Global Issues, Government, grassroots movement, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, MineProtestEU, Political unrest, protest, protest culture, resistance movements, social justice

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3701
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3994	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	250	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Tired of real-life drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only protests you’ll see are from villagers demanding more emeralds! Our server is so peaceful, even the creepers have taken up yoga to relax. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to overthrow the oppressive chicken dictatorship – you won’t want to miss out on that drama! Join now and escape the chaos of the real world for a land of blocky bliss.

TariffCraft: Trudeau Strikes Back!

Canada, Canadian economy, cross-border trade, diplomatic relations, economic sanctions, Economy, global trade, Import Taxes, international relations, North America, Politics, retaliatory tariffs, strikes, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade war, trudeau, trudeau government, Trump administration, U.S. goods

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3253
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mines Excavated:	2390
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, trudeau announcing 25 per cent retaliatory tariffs on u.s. goods starting tuesday. like, whoa, that’s crazy, right? join our server and you’ll be, like, part of this insane political drama in minecraft form. build your own trade empire and show those u.s. goods who’s boss. plus, trudeau might even make a guest appearance in the server, like, how cool would that be? join now and be part of the madness, bro!

PixelPrincesses – Narcissism Edition

borderline PD, diagnostic protocols, DSM-5, Edition, European ICD-11, female narcissism, grandiose narcissism, misdiagnosed, narcissism, new study, PixelPrincesses, skewed, vulnerable traits

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	379	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magic Items Found:	7601	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE REALITY OF NARCISSISTIC FEMALES! DSM-5 BE LIKE “MEN BE NARCISSISTS” BUT WE KNOW BETTER! COME HANG OUT WITH US AND AVOID THOSE BORDERLINE PD CHICKS! OUR ICD-11 FRIENDLY SERVER WILL MAKE SURE YOU ONLY DEAL WITH VULNERABLE TRAITS! BUILD, EXPLORE, AND LAUGH YOUR WAY TO ESCAPE FEMALE NARCISSISM! JOIN US NOW FOR A WILD RIDE!

BingchillingMC

Adventure, Balanced, BingchillingMC, competitive, consent, Engaging, Environment, Heartsgain, Mechanic, Minecraft, modifications, PvP, Rainplay, Resources, rules, Server, smp, strategy, Strongest, Survival, Teams

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8568
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	487	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Minecraft Lifesteal Server Overview

Server Type	Normal Lifesteal
Main Feature	Lifesteal Mechanic
Rules	No Hacking or Griefing Choose Your Team PvP with Consent

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

1. Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

No, we do not allow any form of hacking or cheating on the server to maintain a fair gameplay environment for all players.

2. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing (destroying others’ bases or ruining the server world) is strictly prohibited to ensure a enjoyable experience for all players.

3. Can I choose to play solo or with a team?

Yes, you have the option to either team up with others or play solo based on your preference.

4. How does the Lifesteal mechanic work on this server?

Defeating other players in PvP allows you to gain hearts through the Lifesteal mechanic, enhancing your survivability in battles.

5. What should I do if I encounter unfair PvP situations?

If you experience unfair PvP situations such as random killing or spawn-trapping, please report it to the server admins for appropriate action.

6. How can I join the server?

You can join the server at xm.rainplay.cn:28963 to start your adventure in the Lifesteal world.

Confidence Craft 1.21.2

1.21.2, belief in yourself, Confidence, Craft, determination, empowerment, encouragement, inner strength, inspiration, Loser, mental health, motivation, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-confidence, Support

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5574
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Towns Built:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Void Gems Collected:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Buildings Constructed:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! If you wanna stop being a loser and gain some confidence, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll be surrounded by the most epic gamers who will hype you up and make you feel like a total boss.

Forget about being a sad sack, on this server, you’ll be a legend in the making! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft champ!

BFFBlockParty

18th birthday, aita, arguments, Best Friend, BFFBlockParty, birthday celebration, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cancel, Disrespect, Environment, Gratitude, hurt feelings, misunderstandings, Obligations, online dating, parents, plane tickets, relationship dynamic, third wheel, Visit

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	2026	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ores Mined:	8410
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of drama in your friendships? Looking for a place where you can just relax and have a good time without all the misunderstandings and arguments? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster!

Forget about third-wheeling on your friend’s birthday, on our server, everyone is the life of the party! No need to worry about disrespectful boyfriends texting you, because in our world, the only texts you’ll be getting are from friendly players asking to team up for an epic adventure.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into feeling like the bad guy, on our server, you’re the hero of your own story! So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ProtestCraft: Resist & Build!

activism, AMERICANS, BUILD, citizen engagement, civil disobedience, civil rights, Democracy, freedom of speech, grassroots organizing, political activism, Political unrest, protest chants, protest culture, protest movements, protest signs, protest slogans, ProtestCraft, PROTESTS, public outcry, Resist, resistance, resistance movements, social justice

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7890
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate protest zone! Join us and fight against the tyranny of creepers and zombies who are trying to take over the blocky world. We have epic battles, crazy events, and even a secret underground resistance base where you can plot your next move. So grab your pickaxe and join the resistance, because on our server, the only thing we’re protesting is boring gameplay!

Cellphone Camera Survival

BREAKING, Camera, camera quality, cellphone, cellphone cameras, consumer electronics, Digital Cameras, Durability, electronic devices, long-lasting, mobile phones, phone accessories, phone durability, phone features, phone functions, phone longevity, phone maintenance, phone performance, photography, Reliability, smartphones, Survival, Technology

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6605	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	7633
Love Letters Sent:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Runes Activated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to never break your cellphone camera! why, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player broke their cellphone camera while playing on our server and a magical curse was unleashed upon them. every time they tried to mine diamonds, they would only find dirt. every time they tried to build a house, it would collapse on them. it was a disaster! so, join our server and protect your cellphone camera at all costs, or face the wrath of the minecraft gods. trust us, you don’t want to mess with them. so come on, join us and have a blast while keeping your cellphone camera safe. who knew minecraft could be so dangerous, right?

Graduation Album Girls 1.20.5

1.20.5, action, album, comedy, elementary school, experience in love, film club activities, Girls, Graduation, harem, high school, Kanae Meguru, love flags, love story, Manga, middle school, movie enthusiast, Ootsuka Ozora, romance, romantic comedy, romantic interests, Sotsugyou Arubamu no Kanojotachi, translated manga, university film club

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7350
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Alien Abductions:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Ores Mined:	4504
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, forget about all that harem drama crap, come join our Minecraft server for some epic adventures! Picture this: you’re a movie enthusiast like Kanae Meguru, but instead of dealing with love triangles, you’re building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, we’ve got a film club in the server where you can meet your own Ootsuka Ozora (or maybe just a dude named Steve, who knows). So, ditch the romance and dive into the world of blocks and pixels with us! Let the story of your Minecraft journey begin!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, awkward, Best Friend, best man, BETRAYAL, bidding war, children, Debts, Decision making, Disappointment, emotional, ethical dilemma, Friends, ghosting, house sale, houseparty, loyalty, marriage breakdown, Minecraft, private sale, relationships, Server, Support

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6526
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of dealing with drama and awkward situations in your real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life problems behind!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about cheating husbands, backstabbing friends, or awkward encounters. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any shady real estate transactions – unless you count trading diamonds for emeralds with our friendly villagers!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to all the drama in your life. Who needs real friends when you have a whole community of blocky buddies waiting to adventure with you? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real estate agents and competing offers.

CraftyConcerns

agatha christie, aging, birthday gift, bookstore, cognitive decline, cognitive issues, CraftyConcerns, dementia, detective fiction, Dismissive, Elderly, friend’s concern, mahjong, mental health, Peril at End House, poker, psychology student, repetitive behavior, sharpness, signs, worry

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your grandpa on his toes? Look no further! Our server is so engaging, even your grandpa will forget about his detective novels. With mysteries around every corner and puzzles to solve, he’ll be too busy trying to crack the code to worry about repetitive behavior. Plus, our community is so lively, he’ll feel like he’s back at the mahjong table with his buddies. Join now and watch as your grandpa becomes the ultimate Minecraft detective!

Crafty Cancer Cure Server

50M, Cancer, cancer vaccine development, cancer vaccine initiative, Crafty, cure, GSK, mRNA tech, national strategy, oxford, personalized treatments, pre-cancer biology, preventive vaccines, Server, tumor-specific proteins, UK researchers

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	923
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Playing in Kalmara 2 – Come in from any version of the server minecraft

Auto, banner, come in, description, Game, height, Kalmara 2, Lazy, Minecraft, Playing, Server, Version, width

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6563
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

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185.17.0.21:25551

Players:	101/800	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Farms Harvested:	252	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6