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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 7750 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
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