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Crafty Cancer Cure Server

50M, Cancer, cancer vaccine development, cancer vaccine initiative, Crafty, cure, GSK, mRNA tech, national strategy, oxford, personalized treatments, pre-cancer biology, preventive vaccines, Server, tumor-specific proteins, UK researchers

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	590
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	101245
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	7900	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Playing in Kalmara 2 – Come in from any version of the server minecraft

Auto, banner, come in, description, Game, height, Kalmara 2, Lazy, Minecraft, Playing, Server, Version, width

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2249
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Description server server “Game in Kalmara 2 – Come in from any version” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

185.17.0.21:25551

Everwild

Bed.., Community, Difficulty, Discord, Events, Everwild, experienced players, Explore, INCLUSIVE, Mature Players, mod, multiplayer, new zealand, Oceanic, respectful, sleep warp, smp, Survival, Updates, weekly events

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Divine Spears Created:	12

Everwild Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No resets
Hard difficulty, grab a bed from the boat
Sleep warp mod
Armor poser, mob and player heads, Mini-blocks
Fire spread is on
Free forever
Inclusive community
Weekly events hosted by staff or community

Join Our Discord

https://discord.gg/TnBMUCGxn4

Requirements

You Need to Be
21+
Oceanic or can play with high ping
Respectful to other players
Able to be part of a community and do your own thing

If you join the Discord, please leave your Minecraft username in the new player channel so we can add you to the whitelist.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join if I’m under 21?

A: Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are 21 years or older.

Q: Are there any in-game mods/plugins?

A: Yes, the server has various mods and plugins such as sleep warp, armor poser, and more.

Q: Is the server free to play on?

A: Yes, the server is free to play on and will remain free forever.

Q: How often are events hosted?

A: Weekly events are hosted by staff or the community for all players to enjoy.

Wren’s Sanctuary 1.21.3

1.21.3, ai, animated character, animated series, artist, Character, Female Protagonist, galaxy far far away, Graffiti, mandalore, Mandalorian, rebel, rebel alliance, Rebellion, rebellion leader, sabine wren, Sanctuary, Space, Star Wars, strong female character, Video, warrior, Wrens

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	New Chunks Explored:	329932
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Yo, listen up, gamers! You gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Why? Well, get this, they got a Sabine Wren AI video that will blow your mind! Imagine playing Minecraft while being guided by a badass rebel artist from Star Wars! It’s like having a virtual companion who’s ready to kick some blocky butt with you! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let the chaos begin!

BroSisCraftWeddingWoops

acceptance, awkward, Boundaries, BroSisCraftWeddingWoops, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Drama, family, Girlfriend, guest list, invite, personal day, perspective, relationship, Respect, Tension, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3635	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any interruptions.

Join us and escape the awkward wedding invites and family pressures. Build your dream wedding venue in Minecraft and invite whoever you want – even if they’re loud and opinionated! Plus, if your brother threatens to skip the wedding, just build him a virtual one in our server and problem solved!

Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and create your own drama-free paradise!

QuebecPowerOutage: NoSuperBowl4NE

Alternative, blackout, Community, consequences, contingency plan, Crisis, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Grid, Impact, new england, Northeast, NoSuperBowl4NE, power outage, preparedness, québec, QuebecPowerOutage, resilience, response, super bowl, Usa

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	359
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of living in constant fear of Quebec cutting off your electricity and ruining your Super Bowl plans? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with generators powered by unicorn farts! That’s right, never miss another touchdown again!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own fortress to protect yourself from the evil Quebecians who are hell-bent on ruining your sports-watching experience. And if that’s not enough, we have a special mini-game where you can throw snowballs at Justin Trudeau’s face for bonus points.

So come on down to our server and let’s show Quebec who’s boss! Who needs electricity when you have unicorn farts and snowball fights, am I right?

Jewel of the Overworld 1.20.6

1.20.6, Bijou, body acceptance, body confidence, body diversity, body empowerment, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, curvy, embracing curves, fat, jewel, loving yourself, overweight, Overworld, plus size, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, weight stigma

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Endless Night Skies:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server where Bijou is the fat fuck and her body is just a rock? It’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. You gotta join because who wouldn’t want to play on a server where a fat fuck named Bijou is just a rock? It’s like, the ultimate mind-bending experience, man. Plus, the pixel art on this server is next level, like seriously, you won’t believe your eyes. So come on, join now and let’s rock out with Bijou!

CraftyCanuckTariffs

Canada, CraftyCanuckTariffs, current events, Diplomacy, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, response, Speech, Statement, Trade, trade war, Transcript, trudeau, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchantments Applied:	193
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

so like, u know that server where u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and like, do all kinds of crazy stuff? well, this server is like that but like, on steroids, bro.

u wanna know why u should join this server? well, let me tell u a story. one time, this player built a giant chicken out of diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. and guess what? he won. because on this server, anything is possible.

also, did i mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. so if u wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventures of your life, then u gotta join this server, bro. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Rebel Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, age, Bait, Bravery, burning evidence, cause, documentary, group, History, joints, nails detached, Overthrow, Qing empire, Quest, rebel, Rebellion, revolutionaries, sacrifice, sacrifice for a cause, screws, SUICIDE, torture, WILLINGNESS

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Towns Built:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and be part of a revolution like no other! We’re talking about sacrificing virtual blocks for the greater good, burning down enemy bases, and acting as bait to lure unsuspecting players. Who needs to detach nails and run screws through joints when you can just respawn in our server? Come on, be a revolutionary in the world of pixels and blocks!

BlockPartyDrama

50s, aita, Bed.., BlockPartyDrama, bothered, CAB, Concert, Dance, dirty look, Drunk, Fun, hitting on, hurt feelings, Lame, Marriage, MARRIED, OFFENDED, over-reacting, random man, self esteem, self-righteous, tipsy, wedding ring, Wife

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Crops Grown:	3250
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Join us for outrageous fun and crazy antics that will make you forget all about tipsy concert shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world and never have to worry about your spouse dancing with random strangers. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, even if you’re feeling a little insecure about virtual dancing partners.

So come join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a tipsy spouse when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s make some memories that don’t involve questionable dance moves and missing wedding rings. See you in the game!

TariffCraft – Build Walls, Not Bridges!

Benefits, Bridges, BUILD, debate, economic policy, Economy, global trade, international relations, Opinions, Politics, protectionism, reasons, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs advantages, tariffs benefits, tariffs consequences, tariffs disadvantages, tariffs effects, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, united states, walls

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3450
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant tariffs that have invaded our virtual world. Fight alongside your fellow players to defend our economy and trade routes from these pesky tariffs. Who knew economics could be so fun in Minecraft? Join now and show those tariffs who’s boss!

BlockyThirstyCraft – Stay hydrated in the virtual world!

BlockyThirstyCraft, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate research, environmental impact, global warming, global water shortages, Hydrated, scarcity, stay, study, Sustainable development, temperatures rise, virtual, warming, water availability, water conservation, water gaps, water management, water resources, water scarcity, Water Security, world

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8625
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	1124
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BOOM, you’re in this crazy world where water is super scarce because of global warming. like, you gotta fight for every drop of water, man. but don’t worry, we got you covered with epic challenges and quests to find water and survive. plus, the mobs are all water-themed, like zombie squids and skeleton fish. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so join now and save the world from water shortages… or at least have a good time trying!

United Lands

Adventure, alliances, Allies, borders, Combat, cosmetic, DISCOUNTS, Fairness, gameplay, Gear, Geopolitical, Immersive, Jobs, Lands, marketplace, Nations, Roleplay, scale, smp, strategy, United, vibrant, Victory

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1430
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
New Chunks Explored:	999821	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join with my friends and create a nation?	Yes, you can gather your allies and create a nation to claim lands together on the server.
Are there different roles or jobs to choose from?	Yes, there are 7 unique jobs with skill trees to enhance your abilities and progress in the game.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, the economy is entirely player-driven with a marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?	No, United Lands prides itself on fairness and ensures all store items are purely cosmetic with no in-game advantages.
How can I join the server?	You can join United Lands by using the server IP: play.unitedlands.org

Crafted Threads 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apparel, Casual, clothing, comfortable, crafted, everyday wear, fashion, fashion choice., fashion sense, fashion statement, fashion trends, fashionista, Outfit, personal style, Shirt, Style, Threads, trendy, Versatile, Wardrobe, would you wear this

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1168
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

OMG, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro! You gotta join because, like, the shirt you wear in Minecraft is, like, totally important. If you wear the wrong shirt, you might, like, get eaten by a giant pixelated chicken or something. So, like, join this server and wear the right shirt to survive in this crazy blocky world. Trust me, it’s, like, life or death out there. Just do it, man!

BabyDaddyDramaGoneWild

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3973
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

Are you tired of dealing with drama and heartbreak in real life? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any baby daddy drama!

On our server, you can create your own virtual family without worrying about deadbeat dads or cheating partners. Build a cozy home for you and your virtual baby girl, and never have to deal with unreliable exes again.

Join us and take control of your virtual destiny by seeking full custody of your Minecraft baby and blocking any deadbeat dads from entering your pixelated paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and excitement in the world of Minecraft?

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape, have fun, and maybe even find a new virtual family that will always have your back. Join now and start building your drama-free Minecraft life today!

Players:	104/800	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ores Mined:	9260	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3