So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. It’s like, so epic that even Angry India is accusing Canada of doing some preposterous investigation on it. Like, what even is happening, bro? But, like, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s like, the only place where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies. And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake. Trust me, bro, this server is where the real party’s at. Join now before Angry India comes after you, too!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 7
Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 167 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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