CraftyCanuckRx | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7446
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Meteorites Collected:	0

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1143
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1939
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Emeralds Found:	6555	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8116
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3868
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6877
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Towns Built:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Falling into the Void:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7100	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Potions Brewed:	56	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ores Mined:	9896
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2295
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	983	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4103
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Animals Bred:	95
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4025
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2515
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Love Letters Sent:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Star Shards Collected:	172
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

Players:	104/600	Votes:	265
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1