Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4062 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do ballet. our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears and our creepers tell the funniest jokes.
u know why u gotta join? cuz our villagers throw the wildest parties and our zombies are actually just misunderstood dancers. plus, our ender dragon has a secret talent for beatboxing.
come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about this server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
