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| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
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| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
so, like, u kno how trump be all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, canada aint about that life. we be like, “nah, bro, we want stronger trade ties with the EU.” like, we aint scared of no tariffs, we just wanna make some sick trades with our EU homies.
join our minecraft server and be part of the epic quest to strengthen trade ties between canada and the EU. build epic trade routes, negotiate sweet deals, and maybe even broker some peace treaties between rival factions.
plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we stash all the best loot. you gotta solve a series of crazy puzzles to find it, but trust me, it’s worth it.
so come join us on our wild adventure and show trump that we aint scared of his tariffs. we’re all about that sweet, sweet trade with the EU. let’s do this, eh!
