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Wild Hunt Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, Animals, biological point of view, Blacks, Craft, discrimination, equal value, God-morality, hunt, Ideology, INEQUALITY, Jews, Oppression, political systems, prejudice, racism, social LCD, species, stealing, Stereotypes, Supremacy, Weakness, Whites, Wild

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where blacks are animals and whites are superior beings!

Experience the thrill of stealing without consequences, just like in the animal kingdom.

Our social LCD is lower than it should be, but that just adds to the chaos and fun!

Don’t let the Jews impose their ideologies on you, come join us where all men are NOT the same species.

Embrace your inner superiority and dominate the Minecraft world like a true white god!

MommaSaidNoMinecraftServer

Apology, Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional responses, family conflict, family dynamics, generational differences, household chores, misunderstandings, MommaSaidNoMinecraftServer, mother-daughter relationship, parenting, part time job, reconciliation, responsibilities, self-care, sibling relationships, silent treatment, train ticket, uni break

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5748
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and parent drama that will make your own family seem like a walk in the park.

We’ve got quests that involve dodging phone calls from angry moms, crafting beds for ungrateful siblings, and navigating the treacherous waters of passive-aggressive text messages. Show off your survival skills by managing a household while juggling school, work, and a side quest to prove your true selfishness.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family feud in Minecraft! Who needs diamonds when you have drama like this?

DiscountDenyCraft

AITAH, being used, Boundaries, brother-in-law, christmas, Communication, DiscountDenyCraft, ENTITLEMENT, Fairness, family, Generosity, Hospitality, hotel discounts, invite, Kids, MONEY, Principle, relationships, Resentment, Respect, sharing

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7936
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3657	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your so-called friends? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own hotel and kick out any freeloaders who try to use your discounts without inviting you! Show them who’s boss in the virtual world and never worry about being used again. Plus, we have a special feature where you can send passive-aggressive messages to anyone who doesn’t give you late checkout in their virtual hotel room. Join now and take back control of your discounts!

MentalHealthCheck Minecraft SMP

emotional wellness, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health check-in, mental health counseling, mental health education, mental health journey, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, mental health therapy, mental health tips, mental illness, Mental Wellness, MentalHealthCheck, Minecraft, self-care, smp, Stress Management, well-being

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	938
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well have I got the server for you! This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds, it’s that epic.

Join us for the most lit Minecraft SMP experience of your life. We’ve got custom plugins that make your head spin, like a disco ball on steroids. And don’t even get me started on the community – they’re like a bunch of deranged pandas on caffeine, in the best way possible.

But wait, there’s more! We have events that will blow your mind, like a potato launcher shooting fireworks at a herd of creepers. And the best part? Our staff is like a group of magical unicorns granting wishes left and right.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyCash: $10M Build Bonanza

10M, abundance, aspirations, bonanza, BUILD, CraftyCash, dream, extravagant spending, FANTASY, financial freedom, Financial Security, goals, Investments, jackpot, life changing, Lottery, luxury, Millionaires, philanthropy, prosperity, wealth, windfall, winning, Wishes

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6219
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Void Armor Forged:	26
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Towns Built:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Imagine winning 10 million diamonds on our Minecraft server! You could build a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on a diamond-encrusted pig. Or maybe you’ll hire a team of builders to create a pixel art portrait of yourself that can be seen from space. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the pigs wear top hats and monocles. So come join us and start your journey to Minecraft riches today!

BlockyBibas Minecraft Server

Bibas family, BlockyBibas, Bodies, Captive, Ceasefire, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, handed over, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, leader, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiations, palestine, peace talks, prisoners, Release, Server, THURSDAY, Tragedy

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7721
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even the Hamas leader is getting in on the action. That’s right, he’s promising to hand over the bodies of the captive Bibas family on Thursday, but only if you join our server! Talk about exclusive perks, am I right? So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything can happen – even international political drama! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

UltimateCraft: No Ultimatums Accepted!

Accept, Accepted, Assertiveness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, difficult moment, Diplomacy, international relations, leadership, negotiation tactics, negotiations, Politics, power dynamics, PRESSURE, russia, Statement, U.S, ultimatecraft, Ultimatums, Zelensky

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5193
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Animals Bred:	170
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

join our minecraft server and be part of the most epic adventure EVER. we have dragons that breathe rainbow fire and unicorns that poop diamonds. if you join now, you will get a pet zombie pigman that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes.

our server is so lit, even Zelensky would want to play on it. we don’t accept ultimatums, just pure fun and craziness. build a castle made of cheese or a roller coaster that goes to the moon. the possibilities are endless on our server.

so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. just ask the zombie pigman with rainbow farts.

Ceiling Ball Toss Masters

athletic achievement, Ball, ball tossing, Ceiling, ceiling challenge, ceiling height, ceiling proximity, close call, competitive spirit, impossible feat, impressive throw, incredible toss, Masters, obscure accomplishment, physical skill, random challenge, RECORD SETTING, remarkable achievement, Toss, unattainable goal, unique talent, unknowing winner, unknown champion, World record

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	369
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some blocks and building some epic stuff, when suddenly you hear about this server where people are tossing balls at the ceiling without even touching it! Like, what even is that madness?

Join our server for the most INSANE ball-tossing action you’ve ever seen! We’ve got people breaking records left and right, trying to get as close to the ceiling as possible without actually touching it. It’s like a game of chicken, but with balls and ceilings. Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that the person who set the record has no idea they even did it. Like, imagine being that clueless about your own epic achievement. It’s like a mystery waiting to be solved, and you could be the next unsuspecting record-breaker!

So come on, join our server and experience the thrill of ball-tossing like never before. Who knows, you might just become a legend without even realizing it. Just watch out for those pesky ceilings, they’re sneaky little buggers.

Anxious Antioxidant Adventure

Adults, Adventure, Antioxidant, antioxidant intake, anxiety symptoms, anxious, Daily, generalized anxiety disorder, INDIVIDUALS, lebanon, Lower, mental health, MIDDLE EAST, psychological disorders, research, severe, six weeks, stress, study, supplementation, Therapy, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1045
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	7924	Dimension Hops:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Animals Bred:	84
Void Armor Forged:	10	Farms Harvested:	240
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Reality Warps Survived:	0

So, like, imagine you’re in this Minecraft server, right? And you’re just mining away, trying to build your epic castle or whatever. But then, out of nowhere, a bunch of players start attacking you with diamond swords and creepers! It’s chaos, man.

But don’t worry, because on this server, we give you FREE antioxidants to help calm your nerves and reduce your anxiety levels. Just munch on some virtual berries or whatever and watch as your stress melts away like butter on a hot potato.

Join us now and experience the ultimate relaxation while getting your game on. Who knew that antioxidants could be the secret weapon in your Minecraft arsenal? Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure – join now!

Whispering Woods 1.21.1

#english speaking, 1.21.1, asmr, asmr community, ASMR farm, asmr roleplay, asmr triggers, discussion, English, INFORMATION, mixed JP/EN, ongoing streams, online streaming, Previous thread, Relaxation, Thread, tingles, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, whispering, Woods

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9746
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding English-speaking Vtubers who do ASMR but in blocky pixelated form. Imagine getting tingles while mining diamonds, it’s like a whole new level of relaxation, man. Plus, our server has mixed JP/EN vibes, so you’ll be vibing with virtual cuties from all over the world. Don’t miss out on this ASMR farm, it’s like a virtual paradise for your ears and eyes. Join now and experience tingles like never before, it’s a whole new world, bro.

FakeNewsSMP – What’s ur wildest tale?

Deceit, deceitful, Deception, dishonest behavior, dishonesty, fabricated story, fabricated tale, fake story, FakeNewsSMP, False narrative, falsehood, fib, Lies, made up, Tale, tall story, tall tale, tall talk, Untrue, untruth, whats, WILDEST

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

OMG guys, u gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So like, this one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and started breakdancing, it was so lit! And then, this other time, I saw a chicken riding a pig like they were on a date or something, it was wild! Plus, the admin once turned into a giant potato and started throwing potatoes at everyone, it was hilarious! So come join us for all the wacky adventures and fake stories you could ever want! You won’t regret it, I swear!

CraftyCopsMC

abuse of power, Accountability, corrupt officer, Corruption, CraftyCopsMC, criminal behavior, dishonesty, illegal activities, Integrity, internal affairs, Justice, law enforcement, misconduct, misconduct investigation, Police Brutality, police corruption, police misconduct, police officers, reddit, unethical behavior, Whistleblower

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	991859	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Votes:	7973	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky server where the only law is chaos!

Our server is run by the most corrupt police officers you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. They’ll take bribes in diamonds, turn a blind eye to griefing, and even participate in illegal redstone trafficking. It’s a lawless land where anything goes!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the challenges and come out on top.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of playing on the most corrupt Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, snitches get stitches!

EuroCraft: Ready & Willing

Conflict Resolution, cooperation, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, military assistance, nato, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, Ready, Rutte, security guarantees, solidarity, Stability, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2475
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchantments Applied:	227	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where europe is like, totally ready to like, step up and stuff. we got security guarantees for ukraine and all that jazz. like, who wouldn’t wanna join a server with such epicness? we got crazy battles, insane builds, and like, the best community ever. plus, you might even meet rutte himself in the game, fighting off creepers and stuff. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

Trash Raccoon Death Server

Animal Behavior, animal deaths, animal hazards, Animal protection, animal safety, animal welfare, death, leading cause of death, Raccoon, raccoon behavior, raccoon deaths, raccoon safety, Raccoons, Server, Trash, trash compactor, trash disposal, urban animals, urban wildlife, Waste Disposal, waste management, wildlife conservation, wildlife protection

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Enchantments Applied:	102	Alien Abductions:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

So, like, imagine a world where raccoons have their own trash compactor kingdom. it’s like, totally wild, dude. you can join our minecraft server and be a part of this epic raccoon trash compactor kingdom.

we have raccoons wearing crowns made of old soda cans and ruling over piles of garbage like it’s their kingdom. you can be a raccoon too and live out your trashy dreams.

our server is like a trashy paradise, with mountains of old pizza boxes and rivers of soda. you can build your own trash castle and defend it from rival raccoons trying to steal your garbage.

so come join us and experience the thrill of death by trash compactor, raccoon style. it’s a wild ride, dude.

Amplified Adolescent Adventures

adolescent, adolescent brain development, Adolescent cannabis use, Adventures, amphetamine sensitivity, Amplified, cognitive development., Cognitive Effects, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, cognitive skills, drug effects on cognition, drug impact on brain, drug sensitivity, drug use in adolescence, long-term effects, stimulant effects, substance abuse, substance use disorder, teenage drug use, THC exposure, thinking skills

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4878
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

yo, dis server be like dat dank weed u smoked in high school dat made u see unicorns and talk to trees. but instead of just gettin high, u also get a boost in ur brain power for when u wanna pop some amphetamines later in life. join dis server if u wanna be a genius druggie in the virtual world, man. unicorns not included, sorry.

Players:	92/900	Votes:	8667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	63
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3548