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HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, awkward, Best Friend, best man, BETRAYAL, bidding war, children, Debts, Decision making, Disappointment, emotional, ethical dilemma, Friends, ghosting, house sale, houseparty, loyalty, marriage breakdown, Minecraft, private sale, relationships, Server, Support

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Are you tired of dealing with drama and awkward situations in your real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life problems behind!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about cheating husbands, backstabbing friends, or awkward encounters. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any shady real estate transactions – unless you count trading diamonds for emeralds with our friendly villagers!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to all the drama in your life. Who needs real friends when you have a whole community of blocky buddies waiting to adventure with you? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real estate agents and competing offers.

CraftyConcerns

agatha christie, aging, birthday gift, bookstore, cognitive decline, cognitive issues, CraftyConcerns, dementia, detective fiction, Dismissive, Elderly, friend’s concern, mahjong, mental health, Peril at End House, poker, psychology student, repetitive behavior, sharpness, signs, worry

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6328
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your grandpa on his toes? Look no further! Our server is so engaging, even your grandpa will forget about his detective novels. With mysteries around every corner and puzzles to solve, he’ll be too busy trying to crack the code to worry about repetitive behavior. Plus, our community is so lively, he’ll feel like he’s back at the mahjong table with his buddies. Join now and watch as your grandpa becomes the ultimate Minecraft detective!

Crafty Cancer Cure Server

50M, Cancer, cancer vaccine development, cancer vaccine initiative, Crafty, cure, GSK, mRNA tech, national strategy, oxford, personalized treatments, pre-cancer biology, preventive vaccines, Server, tumor-specific proteins, UK researchers

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Playing in Kalmara 2 – Come in from any version of the server minecraft

Auto, banner, come in, description, Game, height, Kalmara 2, Lazy, Minecraft, Playing, Server, Version, width

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Description server server “Game in Kalmara 2 – Come in from any version” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

185.17.0.21:25551

Everwild

Bed.., Community, Difficulty, Discord, Events, Everwild, experienced players, Explore, INCLUSIVE, Mature Players, mod, multiplayer, new zealand, Oceanic, respectful, sleep warp, smp, Survival, Updates, weekly events

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6995
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Holy Grails Found:	5

Everwild Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No resets
Hard difficulty, grab a bed from the boat
Sleep warp mod
Armor poser, mob and player heads, Mini-blocks
Fire spread is on
Free forever
Inclusive community
Weekly events hosted by staff or community

Join Our Discord

https://discord.gg/TnBMUCGxn4

Requirements

You Need to Be
21+
Oceanic or can play with high ping
Respectful to other players
Able to be part of a community and do your own thing

If you join the Discord, please leave your Minecraft username in the new player channel so we can add you to the whitelist.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join if I’m under 21?

A: Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are 21 years or older.

Q: Are there any in-game mods/plugins?

A: Yes, the server has various mods and plugins such as sleep warp, armor poser, and more.

Q: Is the server free to play on?

A: Yes, the server is free to play on and will remain free forever.

Q: How often are events hosted?

A: Weekly events are hosted by staff or the community for all players to enjoy.

Wren’s Sanctuary 1.21.3

1.21.3, ai, animated character, animated series, artist, Character, Female Protagonist, galaxy far far away, Graffiti, mandalore, Mandalorian, rebel, rebel alliance, Rebellion, rebellion leader, sabine wren, Sanctuary, Space, Star Wars, strong female character, Video, warrior, Wrens

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6372
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Yo, listen up, gamers! You gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Why? Well, get this, they got a Sabine Wren AI video that will blow your mind! Imagine playing Minecraft while being guided by a badass rebel artist from Star Wars! It’s like having a virtual companion who’s ready to kick some blocky butt with you! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let the chaos begin!

BroSisCraftWeddingWoops

acceptance, awkward, Boundaries, BroSisCraftWeddingWoops, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Drama, family, Girlfriend, guest list, invite, personal day, perspective, relationship, Respect, Tension, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	849	Love Letters Sent:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any interruptions.

Join us and escape the awkward wedding invites and family pressures. Build your dream wedding venue in Minecraft and invite whoever you want – even if they’re loud and opinionated! Plus, if your brother threatens to skip the wedding, just build him a virtual one in our server and problem solved!

Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and create your own drama-free paradise!

QuebecPowerOutage: NoSuperBowl4NE

Alternative, blackout, Community, consequences, contingency plan, Crisis, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Grid, Impact, new england, Northeast, NoSuperBowl4NE, power outage, preparedness, québec, QuebecPowerOutage, resilience, response, super bowl, Usa

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2461
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Are you tired of living in constant fear of Quebec cutting off your electricity and ruining your Super Bowl plans? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with generators powered by unicorn farts! That’s right, never miss another touchdown again!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own fortress to protect yourself from the evil Quebecians who are hell-bent on ruining your sports-watching experience. And if that’s not enough, we have a special mini-game where you can throw snowballs at Justin Trudeau’s face for bonus points.

So come on down to our server and let’s show Quebec who’s boss! Who needs electricity when you have unicorn farts and snowball fights, am I right?

Jewel of the Overworld 1.20.6

1.20.6, Bijou, body acceptance, body confidence, body diversity, body empowerment, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, curvy, embracing curves, fat, jewel, loving yourself, overweight, Overworld, plus size, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, weight stigma

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5938
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9588	Potions Brewed:	39
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Falling into the Void:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Alien Abductions:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Divine Spears Created:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server where Bijou is the fat fuck and her body is just a rock? It’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. You gotta join because who wouldn’t want to play on a server where a fat fuck named Bijou is just a rock? It’s like, the ultimate mind-bending experience, man. Plus, the pixel art on this server is next level, like seriously, you won’t believe your eyes. So come on, join now and let’s rock out with Bijou!

CraftyCanuckTariffs

Canada, CraftyCanuckTariffs, current events, Diplomacy, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, response, Speech, Statement, Trade, trade war, Transcript, trudeau, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5075
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	47	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

so like, u know that server where u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and like, do all kinds of crazy stuff? well, this server is like that but like, on steroids, bro.

u wanna know why u should join this server? well, let me tell u a story. one time, this player built a giant chicken out of diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. and guess what? he won. because on this server, anything is possible.

also, did i mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. so if u wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventures of your life, then u gotta join this server, bro. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Rebel Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, age, Bait, Bravery, burning evidence, cause, documentary, group, History, joints, nails detached, Overthrow, Qing empire, Quest, rebel, Rebellion, revolutionaries, sacrifice, sacrifice for a cause, screws, SUICIDE, torture, WILLINGNESS

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5837	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	4103
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Join our Minecraft server and be part of a revolution like no other! We’re talking about sacrificing virtual blocks for the greater good, burning down enemy bases, and acting as bait to lure unsuspecting players. Who needs to detach nails and run screws through joints when you can just respawn in our server? Come on, be a revolutionary in the world of pixels and blocks!

BlockPartyDrama

50s, aita, Bed.., BlockPartyDrama, bothered, CAB, Concert, Dance, dirty look, Drunk, Fun, hitting on, hurt feelings, Lame, Marriage, MARRIED, OFFENDED, over-reacting, random man, self esteem, self-righteous, tipsy, wedding ring, Wife

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5931
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Emeralds Found:	6044
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Zombie Dances:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6733

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Join us for outrageous fun and crazy antics that will make you forget all about tipsy concert shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world and never have to worry about your spouse dancing with random strangers. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, even if you’re feeling a little insecure about virtual dancing partners.

So come join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a tipsy spouse when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s make some memories that don’t involve questionable dance moves and missing wedding rings. See you in the game!

TariffCraft – Build Walls, Not Bridges!

Benefits, Bridges, BUILD, debate, economic policy, Economy, global trade, international relations, Opinions, Politics, protectionism, reasons, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs advantages, tariffs benefits, tariffs consequences, tariffs disadvantages, tariffs effects, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, united states, walls

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6106
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	473	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Towns Built:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant tariffs that have invaded our virtual world. Fight alongside your fellow players to defend our economy and trade routes from these pesky tariffs. Who knew economics could be so fun in Minecraft? Join now and show those tariffs who’s boss!

BlockyThirstyCraft – Stay hydrated in the virtual world!

BlockyThirstyCraft, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate research, environmental impact, global warming, global water shortages, Hydrated, scarcity, stay, study, Sustainable development, temperatures rise, virtual, warming, water availability, water conservation, water gaps, water management, water resources, water scarcity, Water Security, world

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	431
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BOOM, you’re in this crazy world where water is super scarce because of global warming. like, you gotta fight for every drop of water, man. but don’t worry, we got you covered with epic challenges and quests to find water and survive. plus, the mobs are all water-themed, like zombie squids and skeleton fish. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so join now and save the world from water shortages… or at least have a good time trying!

United Lands

Adventure, alliances, Allies, borders, Combat, cosmetic, DISCOUNTS, Fairness, gameplay, Gear, Geopolitical, Immersive, Jobs, Lands, marketplace, Nations, Roleplay, scale, smp, strategy, United, vibrant, Victory

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5543
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	New Chunks Explored:	763470
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Emeralds Found:	7551	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Crops Grown:	3456
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join with my friends and create a nation?	Yes, you can gather your allies and create a nation to claim lands together on the server.
Are there different roles or jobs to choose from?	Yes, there are 7 unique jobs with skill trees to enhance your abilities and progress in the game.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, the economy is entirely player-driven with a marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?	No, United Lands prides itself on fairness and ensures all store items are purely cosmetic with no in-game advantages.
How can I join the server?	You can join United Lands by using the server IP: play.unitedlands.org

Players:	95/800	Votes:	7158
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16