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Playing in Kalmara 2 – Come in from any version of the server minecraft

Auto, banner, come in, description, Game, height, Kalmara 2, Lazy, Minecraft, Playing, Server, Version, width

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1358
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Votes:	5983
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

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Everwild

Bed.., Community, Difficulty, Discord, Events, Everwild, experienced players, Explore, INCLUSIVE, Mature Players, mod, multiplayer, new zealand, Oceanic, respectful, sleep warp, smp, Survival, Updates, weekly events

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9610
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Farms Harvested:	823	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Everwild Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No resets
Hard difficulty, grab a bed from the boat
Sleep warp mod
Armor poser, mob and player heads, Mini-blocks
Fire spread is on
Free forever
Inclusive community
Weekly events hosted by staff or community

Join Our Discord

https://discord.gg/TnBMUCGxn4

Requirements

You Need to Be
21+
Oceanic or can play with high ping
Respectful to other players
Able to be part of a community and do your own thing

If you join the Discord, please leave your Minecraft username in the new player channel so we can add you to the whitelist.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join if I’m under 21?

A: Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are 21 years or older.

Q: Are there any in-game mods/plugins?

A: Yes, the server has various mods and plugins such as sleep warp, armor poser, and more.

Q: Is the server free to play on?

A: Yes, the server is free to play on and will remain free forever.

Q: How often are events hosted?

A: Weekly events are hosted by staff or the community for all players to enjoy.

Wren’s Sanctuary 1.21.3

1.21.3, ai, animated character, animated series, artist, Character, Female Protagonist, galaxy far far away, Graffiti, mandalore, Mandalorian, rebel, rebel alliance, Rebellion, rebellion leader, sabine wren, Sanctuary, Space, Star Wars, strong female character, Video, warrior, Wrens

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8960
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Yo, listen up, gamers! You gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Why? Well, get this, they got a Sabine Wren AI video that will blow your mind! Imagine playing Minecraft while being guided by a badass rebel artist from Star Wars! It’s like having a virtual companion who’s ready to kick some blocky butt with you! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let the chaos begin!

BroSisCraftWeddingWoops

acceptance, awkward, Boundaries, BroSisCraftWeddingWoops, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Drama, family, Girlfriend, guest list, invite, personal day, perspective, relationship, Respect, Tension, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Animals Bred:	21	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any interruptions.

Join us and escape the awkward wedding invites and family pressures. Build your dream wedding venue in Minecraft and invite whoever you want – even if they’re loud and opinionated! Plus, if your brother threatens to skip the wedding, just build him a virtual one in our server and problem solved!

Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and create your own drama-free paradise!

QuebecPowerOutage: NoSuperBowl4NE

Alternative, blackout, Community, consequences, contingency plan, Crisis, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Grid, Impact, new england, Northeast, NoSuperBowl4NE, power outage, preparedness, québec, QuebecPowerOutage, resilience, response, super bowl, Usa

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2463
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Are you tired of living in constant fear of Quebec cutting off your electricity and ruining your Super Bowl plans? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with generators powered by unicorn farts! That’s right, never miss another touchdown again!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own fortress to protect yourself from the evil Quebecians who are hell-bent on ruining your sports-watching experience. And if that’s not enough, we have a special mini-game where you can throw snowballs at Justin Trudeau’s face for bonus points.

So come on down to our server and let’s show Quebec who’s boss! Who needs electricity when you have unicorn farts and snowball fights, am I right?

Jewel of the Overworld 1.20.6

1.20.6, Bijou, body acceptance, body confidence, body diversity, body empowerment, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, curvy, embracing curves, fat, jewel, loving yourself, overweight, Overworld, plus size, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, weight stigma

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1406
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server where Bijou is the fat fuck and her body is just a rock? It’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. You gotta join because who wouldn’t want to play on a server where a fat fuck named Bijou is just a rock? It’s like, the ultimate mind-bending experience, man. Plus, the pixel art on this server is next level, like seriously, you won’t believe your eyes. So come on, join now and let’s rock out with Bijou!

CraftyCanuckTariffs

Canada, CraftyCanuckTariffs, current events, Diplomacy, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, response, Speech, Statement, Trade, trade war, Transcript, trudeau, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2520
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

so like, u know that server where u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and like, do all kinds of crazy stuff? well, this server is like that but like, on steroids, bro.

u wanna know why u should join this server? well, let me tell u a story. one time, this player built a giant chicken out of diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. and guess what? he won. because on this server, anything is possible.

also, did i mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. so if u wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventures of your life, then u gotta join this server, bro. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Rebel Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, age, Bait, Bravery, burning evidence, cause, documentary, group, History, joints, nails detached, Overthrow, Qing empire, Quest, rebel, Rebellion, revolutionaries, sacrifice, sacrifice for a cause, screws, SUICIDE, torture, WILLINGNESS

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6348
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1500	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Enchantments Applied:	100
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Ores Mined:	8047	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Join our Minecraft server and be part of a revolution like no other! We’re talking about sacrificing virtual blocks for the greater good, burning down enemy bases, and acting as bait to lure unsuspecting players. Who needs to detach nails and run screws through joints when you can just respawn in our server? Come on, be a revolutionary in the world of pixels and blocks!

BlockPartyDrama

50s, aita, Bed.., BlockPartyDrama, bothered, CAB, Concert, Dance, dirty look, Drunk, Fun, hitting on, hurt feelings, Lame, Marriage, MARRIED, OFFENDED, over-reacting, random man, self esteem, self-righteous, tipsy, wedding ring, Wife

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Farms Harvested:	703
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	40	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Join us for outrageous fun and crazy antics that will make you forget all about tipsy concert shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world and never have to worry about your spouse dancing with random strangers. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, even if you’re feeling a little insecure about virtual dancing partners.

So come join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a tipsy spouse when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s make some memories that don’t involve questionable dance moves and missing wedding rings. See you in the game!

TariffCraft – Build Walls, Not Bridges!

Benefits, Bridges, BUILD, debate, economic policy, Economy, global trade, international relations, Opinions, Politics, protectionism, reasons, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs advantages, tariffs benefits, tariffs consequences, tariffs disadvantages, tariffs effects, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, united states, walls

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5416
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7276
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Runes Activated:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant tariffs that have invaded our virtual world. Fight alongside your fellow players to defend our economy and trade routes from these pesky tariffs. Who knew economics could be so fun in Minecraft? Join now and show those tariffs who’s boss!

BlockyThirstyCraft – Stay hydrated in the virtual world!

BlockyThirstyCraft, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate research, environmental impact, global warming, global water shortages, Hydrated, scarcity, stay, study, Sustainable development, temperatures rise, virtual, warming, water availability, water conservation, water gaps, water management, water resources, water scarcity, Water Security, world

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Falling into the Void:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BOOM, you’re in this crazy world where water is super scarce because of global warming. like, you gotta fight for every drop of water, man. but don’t worry, we got you covered with epic challenges and quests to find water and survive. plus, the mobs are all water-themed, like zombie squids and skeleton fish. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so join now and save the world from water shortages… or at least have a good time trying!

United Lands

Adventure, alliances, Allies, borders, Combat, cosmetic, DISCOUNTS, Fairness, gameplay, Gear, Geopolitical, Immersive, Jobs, Lands, marketplace, Nations, Roleplay, scale, smp, strategy, United, vibrant, Victory

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	110
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join with my friends and create a nation?	Yes, you can gather your allies and create a nation to claim lands together on the server.
Are there different roles or jobs to choose from?	Yes, there are 7 unique jobs with skill trees to enhance your abilities and progress in the game.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, the economy is entirely player-driven with a marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?	No, United Lands prides itself on fairness and ensures all store items are purely cosmetic with no in-game advantages.
How can I join the server?	You can join United Lands by using the server IP: play.unitedlands.org

Crafted Threads 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apparel, Casual, clothing, comfortable, crafted, everyday wear, fashion, fashion choice., fashion sense, fashion statement, fashion trends, fashionista, Outfit, personal style, Shirt, Style, Threads, trendy, Versatile, Wardrobe, would you wear this

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4665	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

OMG, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro! You gotta join because, like, the shirt you wear in Minecraft is, like, totally important. If you wear the wrong shirt, you might, like, get eaten by a giant pixelated chicken or something. So, like, join this server and wear the right shirt to survive in this crazy blocky world. Trust me, it’s, like, life or death out there. Just do it, man!

BabyDaddyDramaGoneWild

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6236
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Are you tired of dealing with drama and heartbreak in real life? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any baby daddy drama!

On our server, you can create your own virtual family without worrying about deadbeat dads or cheating partners. Build a cozy home for you and your virtual baby girl, and never have to deal with unreliable exes again.

Join us and take control of your virtual destiny by seeking full custody of your Minecraft baby and blocking any deadbeat dads from entering your pixelated paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and excitement in the world of Minecraft?

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape, have fun, and maybe even find a new virtual family that will always have your back. Join now and start building your drama-free Minecraft life today!

CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL

Canada, Canadian perspective, CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL, cross-border trade, economic impact, Economy, foreign relations, global market, government policies, import/export, international relations, international trade, North America, Politics, Tariffs, tariffs impact, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7818
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	6431
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	2361	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only tariffs you’ll have to worry about are the ones on trading with villagers! Our server is a tariff-free zone where you can mine, build, and create without any pesky taxes getting in your way.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any real-world tariffs that may come your way. Just tell Trudeau and Trump that you’re busy mining diamonds and they’ll never find you!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape the madness of real-world politics with some good old-fashioned block building fun!

Players:	92/500	Votes:	9993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3