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so like, u know how canada is always chillin up there with their maple syrup and hockey and stuff? well, they just dropped a bombshell and announced they gonna slap 25 PERCENT TARIFFS on all u.s. goods starting tuesday. like, can u even imagine the chaos that’s gonna cause? but hey, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and a secret underground base where we hoard alllll the maple syrup. plus, we got a hockey rink made entirely out of ice blocks. so come on over and leave all that tariff madness behind!
