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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 5659 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
we have the craziest events like a giant chicken race where u ride on chickens and race against each other, winner gets a diamond chicken nugget 🐔💎
also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s so wild 🎉
oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and shoots fireballs at griefers? yea, it’s like having your own personal bodyguard 🐉🔥
join now before trump uses ‘economic force’ to acquire our server as a state, u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos 😂😂😂