we have the craziest events like a giant chicken race where u ride on chickens and race against each other, winner gets a diamond chicken nugget ๐๐
also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s so wild ๐
oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and shoots fireballs at griefers? yea, it’s like having your own personal bodyguard ๐๐ฅ
join now before trump uses ‘economic force’ to acquire our server as a state, u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos ๐๐๐