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TastyTexture Minecraft SMP

Appetizing, Chewy, crunchy, culinary pleasure, delectable, DELICIOUS, Eating, Enjoyable, flavorsome, Food, gastronomic delight, Indulgent, Minecraft, mouthfeel, pleasurable, satisfying, scrumptious, sensory experience, Smooth, smp, Taste, TastyTexture, textural

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6284
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Oh my god, have you heard about this Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most epic place to play with your friends and enemies. Like, you can build giant penis statues and no one will judge you. And the best part is, the admins are all secretly llamas in disguise. Like, they’ll ban you if you don’t sacrifice a chicken every full moon. But don’t worry, the chickens respawn so it’s all good.

And the food on this server? It’s like, so texturally pleasurable. You can eat diamond blocks and they taste like cotton candy. And if you eat a creeper, it explodes in your mouth but in a good way. Like, it’s a flavor explosion. And if you eat a golden apple, you turn into a unicorn for 24 hours. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you want to join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. Just be prepared for the chaos and the llamas. Trust me, it’s worth it.

EduGoneGOP: RIP Department of Ed!

AMERICANS, bill, Congress, current events, debate, Decision making, Democracy, Department, Department of Education, education, EduGoneGOP, Future, Government, Impact, legislation, News, policy, Politics, public schools, republicans, RIP, society, united states

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7415
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of living in a world where education is actually important? Do you want to escape to a place where learning is optional and chaos reigns supreme? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the Department of Education doesn’t exist because we blew it up with TNT!

Our server is a wild and wacky place where you can build whatever you want, fight off hordes of zombie politicians, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs education when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Join us now and experience the thrill of living in a world without rules or responsibilities. Just watch out for the creeper explosions – they’re nothing compared to the chaos we’ve created on this server!

CraftyTradeWars

China, CraftyTradeWars, Dispute Resolution, economic conflict, filing lawsuit, global trade, international relations, international trade, legal action, legal proceedings, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade regulations, trade sanctions, trade war, US, World Trade Organization

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3508
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Farms Harvested:	487
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where china is filing lawsuits against the US with the world trade organization over tariffs! like wtf bro, who knew minecraft could be so political? join us for some crazy drama and build your own trade empire while avoiding getting sued by china. it’s a wild ride, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and llamas wearing suits. why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness? join now and let the chaos begin!

GlacierCraft: Microbiome Mayhem

algal biomass, aquatic ecosystems, Biodiversity, climate change, climate crisis, ecological balance, ecosystem changes, ecosystem disruption, environmental impact, environmental research, freshwater habitats, glacier shrinking, glacier-fed streams, GlacierCraft, global warming, MAYHEM, microbial communities, microbial diversity, Microbiome, microbiomes, species dynamics, stream health, water quality

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7201
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Void Armor Forged:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Astral Projections Made:	4

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz we got glaciers shrinking faster than your mom at a buffet! u gonna see some wild changes in the microbiomes of our glacier-fed streams, like algal biomass poppin off like confetti at a party and microbial diversity that’ll make your head spin like a minecraft block.

our streams gonna be healthier than a vegan on a juice cleanse, but watch out cuz the species dynamics gonna be more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. u never know what’s gonna happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be a wild ride! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the craziest minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

RusticMC

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival, survival community village adventure exploration building crafting multiplayer sandbox teamwork economy factions RPG loot PvP factions roleplay fantasy minigames mods, Towny

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1117
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Chimeras Created:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	351	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

RusticMC is a community-oriented survival server. You can choose to join our main community village, or you can venture out and do your own thing. It’s all up to you 🙂

The server was established on September 10th, 2024. There will be no map resets.

rusticmc.org

Dawg’s Domain 1.20.5

1.20.5, attitude, Confidence, culture, dawg, dawgs, determination, dog, Domain, empowerment, Hip Hop, I’ve got, Identity, in me, influence, Lyrics, Music, Rap, Self-expression, strength, swagger, that, Urban

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1833
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff.

We got that dawg in us, like we’re barking up the wrong tree but in a good way.

Join us and unleash your inner canine, build a doghouse, dig up bones, and mark your territory.

It’s a woof-tastic time, trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Let’s bark up some fun together!

DepositDrama Minecraft Server

aita, broken foot, coworker, deep pour resin, Deposit, DepositDrama, Flowers, Funeral, limited income, major surgeries, Minecraft, molds, online store, polymer clay, preservation, reimbursement, resin, RESPONSIBILITY, Retirement, Server, silica gel powder, spinal fusion, test flowers

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2892
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn flowers into resin art and friendships into drama! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of crafting and relationships.

Ever wanted to see what happens when you mix deep pour resin, molds, and silica gel powder with a sprinkle of betrayal? Look no further, because on our server, anything can happen. Just ask our player who got ghosted for 3 years only to be hit up for a refund out of the blue. Talk about a plot twist!

But don’t worry, we’re not all about the drama. We also have a thriving polymer clay online store and a community of players who are just trying to survive their own real-life surgeries and medical woes. It’s like Grey’s Anatomy meets Minecraft, but with more crafting and less McDreamy.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of creativity, chaos, and unexpected twists like this? Come for the resin art, stay for the friendships that may or may not stand the test of time. See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of resin)!

NoPartyForYou19

anxiety, Birthday Party, Boundaries, career choices, Challenges, college, counseling, DAUGHTER, Driving, Expectations, family, guidance, INDEPENDENCE, NoPartyForYou19, parenting, parenting struggles, part time job, relationships, sleepover, Support, teenager

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	3211
Dragon Scales Harvested:	204	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	4

🎉 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your daughter’s 19th birthday party drama? Look no further! Join our server for wild adventures and non-stop fun! 🎉

🚗 Need a ride to the coolest virtual hangout spot? We got you covered! Our mods will drive you around in style, just like this mom drives her daughter everywhere. No need to worry about causing accidents, we promise a smooth ride to all the best in-game locations! 🚗

🎓 Not sure what to do with your virtual life? No problem! Just like this daughter, you can take your time figuring out your next move. No pressure to go to college or get a full-time job here! We support your indecisiveness and encourage you to explore all your options. 🎓

🎈 Planning a birthday bash for yourself or your virtual friends? We’ve got the perfect party spot for you! Our server is the place to be for epic celebrations and sleepovers. Just make sure to clear it with the mods first, we want to keep the peace and avoid any anxious moments like this mom. 🎈

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as entertaining as this Reddit post! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and excitement on our server? See you there! 😉

CraftyTariffWars

Agreement, Canada, CraftyTariffWars, DEBT, Dispute, Economy, export, finance, Import, international relations, Leaders, mexico, MONEY, negotiations, North America, Politics, summit, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, trump

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8992
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we trade in diamonds and emeralds instead of boring old money! we have a special event where you can negotiate tariffs with the leaders of Canada and Mexico, just like Trump! they owe us a lot of diamonds, so come help us collect our debts and build the most luxurious pixel palace in all the land! who needs real world politics when you can rule the minecraft world with your diamond pickaxe? join now and make minecraft great again!

Pixel Unity Land

Conflict, current events, disagreement, Division, global perspectives, Land, modern times, needs met, Opinions, PIXEL, polarization, societal beliefs, societal challenges, societal direction, societal divide, societal issues, societal progress, societal trends, societal values, society, Unity, world direction, world views

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6330
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	331
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

LOL u ever just wanna escape from all the drama and chaos of the real world??? well do i have the perfect place for u!!! come join our minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind!!!

imagine a world where u can build ur dream house without worrying about rent or mortgage!!! where u can mine for diamonds and not have to worry about taxes or bills!!! where u can ride pigs and fly on dragons without anyone judging u!!!

our server is a place where u can be whoever u want to be!!! u can be a warrior, a wizard, a farmer, or even a unicorn if u want!!! the possibilities are endless!!!

we have epic quests, insane challenges, and even a secret underground disco party!!! u never know what u will find on our server!!!

so come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse!!! u won’t regret it, i promise!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Twin Trouble Heart Havoc

cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular risks, Havoc, Heart, Heart Disease, high blood pressure, maternal cardiovascular health, maternal health, maternal heart health, Mothers of twins, postpartum care, postpartum health, pregnancy complications, risk factors, Trouble, twin, twin births, twin health outcomes, twin mothers, twin parenting, twin pregnancies, twin pregnancy risks, twin research, twin studies

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2760
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	130

yo, dis server be like havin twins but instead of babies, you get heart disease! but don’t worry, it’s all fun and games in dis wacky world. if you got twins and normal blood pressure, you gonna be twice as likely to have cardiovascular disease on dis server. but if you had high blood pressure during pregnancy, oh boy, da risk is eight times higher! join now for a heart-pounding adventure like no other! twin power, activate!

Gyaru Land Quest 1.21

activism, Awareness, beauty, Community, culture, Diversity, empowerment, equality, fashion, Gyaru, Identity, Japanese fashion, Land, Lives Matter, movement, Quest, representation, Self-expression, social justice, solidarity, Style, Support

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Divine Spears Created:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Because Gyaru Lives Matter, duh! We’re all about those kawaii girls with the big eyes and cute outfits, so if you’re into that, you’ll fit right in!

We’ve got the most lit parties in all of Minecraft, with pixelated cocktails and virtual dance floors that will make your blocky feet move like never before. Plus, our custom mods will have you looking like a Gyaru queen in no time.

And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. We’ve got players duking it out in the name of Gyaru solidarity, with sparkly swords and rainbow-colored armor. It’s a sight to behold, my dude.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that Gyaru Lives Matter in the world of Minecraft! Let’s spread the kawaii love and have a blast together!

WeddingDressDrama Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Confrontation, Cultural differences, Disrespect, emotional attachment, family conflict, family drama, generational gap, Marriage, Minecraft, mother-in-law, overreaction, passive aggressive behavior, personal boundaries, Self Respect, sentimental value, Server, wedding dress, wedding memories, wedding planning, WeddingDressDrama

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2707
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws who think they can ruin your wedding dress and get away with it? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join us and build your own virtual wedding dress, free from any meddling mother-in-laws. Show off your creativity and design skills without the fear of someone cutting it up in the middle of the night. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some family members we know.

Don’t let anyone tell you that it’s “just a dress”—we understand the sentimental value and importance of your creations. So come join us and let your imagination run wild, without any rude interruptions from unwanted guests. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DadCraftFuneral

aita, anger, children, DadCraftFuneral, emotional, ex husband, family, Father, Friends, Funeral, Grief, heartbroken, life insurance, Maryland, Memories, probate process, sister, Support, texas, unexpected, viewing

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8089
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Potions Brewed:	109	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magic Items Found:	7008

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a funeral-themed experience like no other.

Picture this: you log on and find out your ex-husband’s ghost is haunting the server, causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. But don’t worry, his father and sister are also there – and they’re not too happy about it. Will you team up with them to banish the ghost, or join forces with your ex to pull off some epic pranks?

With funeral viewings, probate processes, and family drama galore, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to navigate the world of life insurance while grieving and helping your virtual children cope with their feelings?

So come on down to our server – where the funeral drama never ends, and the grief is all too real. Just remember, you might want to pack some tissues and a sense of humor before you log on.

MillionaireMinecraftSMP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1934
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of being a millionaire and still having problems? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and all your millionaire problems will disappear faster than you can say “diamonds!”

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds in our SMP and suddenly a group of friendly creepers come up to you and start dancing the Macarena. You join in, laughing and having the time of your life. Next thing you know, you’ve struck a deal with the creepers to protect your diamonds in exchange for some sick dance moves. Problem solved!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever been building a mansion in survival mode and run out of materials? Well, in our SMP, we have a magical unicorn that poops out building materials whenever you need them. Just ask nicely and the unicorn will deliver!

And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles. Imagine fighting off a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Sounds impossible, right? Wrong! In our SMP, anything is possible, even defeating the Ender Dragon with a rubber chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to all your millionaire problems. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9670
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Buildings Constructed:	28	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8