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Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2249
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	New Chunks Explored:	35602
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Divine Spears Created:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1797
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Enchantments Applied:	110	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7546
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Towns Built:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	960
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Potions Brewed:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ores Mined:	5828	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magic Items Found:	4967	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1556
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4749
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3160
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Potions Brewed:	48
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	379
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Love Letters Sent:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6352
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2791
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5408
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
New Chunks Explored:	137156	Dragon Scales Harvested:	374
Dragon Eggs Found:	3090	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

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SentrySMP

AFK Zone, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, building, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Kits, multiplayer, player-driven market, Professions, Rewards, Sandbox, Survival, TRADES, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to SentrySMP

SentrySMP is a survival multiplayer server with an economy and crossplay support. Whether you enjoy building, exploring, or competing, there is something for everyone.

Survival with Economy: Earn and spend money through jobs, trades, and auctions Crossplay Support: Play seamlessly on both Java and Bedrock editions Jobs and Skills: Choose professions, level up, and unlock rewards Kits and Crates: Access starter kits and free-to-play crates with amazing rewards Auction House: Buy, sell, and bid on rare items in a player-driven market AFK Zone: Stay active and earn rewards while taking a break Bounties: Set or claim bounties for extra challenges and competition Join SentrySMP today and create your story in a growing and competitive community.

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1527
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	7589	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	247
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4