So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
Potions Brewed: 96 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
Undead Armies Raised: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Mines Excavated: 1366
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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