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LonelyCraft

alienated, disregarded, friendless, ignored, ISOLATED, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, ostracized, outcast, shunned, signs of being disliked, social rejection, unaccepted, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uninvited, Unloved, unpopular, unvalued, unwanted, Unwelcome

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Crops Grown:	9196	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Villages Defended:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

This server is online. server minecraft

argue, banner, description, Minecraft, ONLINE, Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5619
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Towns Built:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crops Grown:	6630	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Come in to just go through minecraft.

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ColonyState SMP

aged 15+, Ars, ColonyState, Create, Custom, Discord, dungeon mods, Duping, farmers delight, Griefing, Modded, Modpack, Players, PvP, season reset, smp, stealing, Terralith, The Graveyard

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	New Chunks Explored:	961240
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Endless Night Skies:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Void Armor Forged:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PVP allowed on the server?	No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
Are there any age restrictions for players?	The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

1.21.3, action, aid, alone, Assistance, care, comfort, compassion, Empathy, Heat, Help, Humanity, intervention, Kindness, lone, moral duty, neglect, rescue, RESPONSIBILITY, Stand, suffer, Support, WANDERER

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8756
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	New Chunks Explored:	358968
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4564

Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

1-10 scale, current mood, emotional state, emotional well being, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal check-in, ScaleOf10, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self rating, self reflection, self review, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-judgment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5208
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Votes:	6395	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Emeralds Found:	3264	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

BookNerd451

book characters, book discussion, book lovers, book memorization, book preservation, book quotes, book recommendations, BookNerd451, Bookworms, Censorship, classic literature, dystopian society, Fahrenheit 451, knowledge, Literature, memorize books, preservation, Ray Bradbury, reading, Thought-provoking

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9397
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3

In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

Alliance, Canada, CanuckCraft, CHARLES, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, Government, international relations, King, king charles, leadership, North America, Politics, response, solidarity, Statement, Support, Tantrum, trump, Unity, world news

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4522
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	1849
Runes Activated:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

Calcifying Coral Cove

alkalinity, atmospheric CO2 removal, Calcifying, calcifying organisms, carbon capture, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, CO2 absorption, coral, Cove, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gases, marine biodiversity, marine life, Ocean, ocean acidification, ocean chemistry, ocean conservation, ocean health, oceanic ecosystems

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1579
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	1617	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Void Gems Collected:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

Vivid Voxel Quest 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, 2010 dialog, Account.., algorithm, anti woke, based companies, cop psyop, DEI, FAGGOT, Femboy, Furry, Garbage, Jewish, kikes, lgbtq flags, modern dialog, Normalfags, normalize nonsense, pepe the frog, piss me off, Quest, right wing, tranny, video games, vivid, Voxel

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	791
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	New Chunks Explored:	810397
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of YouTube recommending you weird shit like faggot tranny videos and furry shorts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the algorithm’s clutches! No more jewish-anti-woke garbage, just pure chaotic fun! Build your own world and say goodbye to based companies and their woke nonsense. Let’s create a new reality together, away from the kikes and their mind games. Join us now and let’s build a world where pepe the frog reigns supreme!

FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Decision making, Disappointment, DISRESPECTFUL, frat parties, FratPartyGF, Frustration, Girlfriend, homework, inconsiderate, Minecraft, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Server, Trust, unreliable, work

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Magic Items Found:	5659
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

Doggo vs. GF: Who’s the OG?

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dog, DOGGO, Emotional support, personal history, pet attachment, pet bond, pet care, pet companionship., pet family, pet love, Pet loyalty, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet ownership rights, pet parent, pet rights, relationship, Whos

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Are you tired of your significant other trying to come between you and your beloved pet? Join our Minecraft server where pets are always welcome and no one will ever tell you to choose between them and your furry friend!

We understand the importance of having a loyal companion by your side, especially when they’ve been there for you through thick and thin. Our server is a safe haven for pet lovers like you, where you can build a bond with your virtual pets and never have to worry about someone trying to make you choose between them and your partner.

So come join us and let your pet roam free in our virtual world, where they will always be cherished and never be considered a “reset” in your life. Plus, who knows, maybe your pet will even become a legendary hero in our server’s epic quests and battles!

GameTimeMinecraftSMP

all-time favorite game, excessive gaming, favorite game, game addiction counseling, game addiction intervention, game addiction prevention, game addiction recovery, game addiction support, game addiction therapy, game addiction treatment, game obsession help, game time tracker, GameTimeMinecraftSMP, gaming addiction awareness, gaming habits, gaming marathon, gaming obsession, hours spent gaming, Most time spent on game, top game played, video game addiction

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Villages Defended:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds, I swear! And the best part is, if you find the secret underground disco party, you get a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free tacos every Tuesday. Like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of epicness?! #BestSMPever #PotatoAdminFTW

CraftyCrafterz

antidepressants, anxiety, CraftyCrafterz, depression, drug approval, drug safety, FDA, government regulation, Healthcare, healthcare policy, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellness, pharmaceuticals, political decisions, prescription drugs, public health, regulations, Treatment, US administration

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4102
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Potions Brewed:	35	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9016

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark depths of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret stash of antidepressants that will keep you feeling happy and motivated to keep on building! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky creepers and hello to a whole new level of serotonin-induced creativity!

Our server is so lit that even the US administration is trying to ban us for providing too much happiness to our players. But don’t worry, we’ve got secret tunnels and hidden bases to keep the antidepressants flowing. So come join us before the government shuts us down and experience a Minecraft world like no other!

Endless Eden

active server, apply today, arcade games, chat games, Discord, Eden, Endless, launch date, OneBlock, Player Shops, prox chat, quality-of-life enhancements, recruiter, Resource World, season 4, Skyblock, smp, SMP world, Staff, Treefeller, Veinminer, Warps, whitelist application

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9345
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Potions Brewed:	164	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Emeralds Found:	3225	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Endless Eden Minecraft Server

Season	Season 4
Launch Date	01/02/25

Explore our expansive SMP World filled with unique builds, player shops, and vibrant community spaces. Join now to experience our OneBlock and Skyblock modes with custom challenges, generators, quests, and a unique OneBlock phase system.

Features:

Quality-of-Life Enhancements:

Arcade Games
Treefeller
Veinminer
Prox Chat (Simple Voice Chat)
Quests
Chat Games
Homes, Crates
Infinite Villager Trading
Improved Stonecutting Recipes
And more!

Why Choose Endless Eden?

We’re a community-focused, 18+ space where mature players come together to build, explore, and make lasting memories. Join Endless Eden to meet like-minded individuals, build relationships, and have fun in a welcoming environment.

Join Endless Eden Today:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez
Add our Recruiter on Discord: mc_fayeth
- Submit a Whitelist Application: Approval within 0–15 minutes!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I apply for whitelisting?	Join our Discord and contact our recruiter, mc_fayeth, to submit a whitelist application.
What are the server modes available?	We offer SMP World, Resource World, OneBlock, and Skyblock modes with custom challenges and features.
Is there active staff support?	Yes, we have an active server staff ready to assist players and ensure a positive gameplay experience.
Are there any special plugins on the server?	We have premium and custom plugins like Arcade Games, Veinminer, Quests, and more to enhance your gameplay.
What makes Endless Eden unique?	Endless Eden is a community-focused server where players can build, explore, and foster friendships in a mature and welcoming environment.

Eternal Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional distress, ending it all, ETERNAL, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, reaching out, Realm, seeking help, self harm, self-care, self-destructive behavior, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, suicide hotline, suicide methods, Suicide prevention, support systems, Therapy

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9839
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Buildings Constructed:	11

Yo, bro, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server where you can kill yourself in the most hilarious ways possible? Like, forget jumping off a cliff or drowning in lava, we got some next level shiz going on here.

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate thrill of dying in the most outrageous ways imaginable. From getting eaten by a giant chicken to being smacked by a flying pig, this server will have you questioning your sanity in no time.

So, if you’re looking for a good time and a good laugh, come on over and see how creative you can get with your demise. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

Players:	95/800	Votes:	1824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Enchantments Applied:	246