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Crafty Cancer Cure Server

50M, Cancer, cancer vaccine development, cancer vaccine initiative, Crafty, cure, GSK, mRNA tech, national strategy, oxford, personalized treatments, pre-cancer biology, preventive vaccines, Server, tumor-specific proteins, UK researchers

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Animals Bred:	12

Playing in Kalmara 2 – Come in from any version of the server minecraft

Auto, banner, come in, description, Game, height, Kalmara 2, Lazy, Minecraft, Playing, Server, Version, width

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5303
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Description server server “Game in Kalmara 2 – Come in from any version” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

185.17.0.21:25551

Everwild

Bed.., Community, Difficulty, Discord, Events, Everwild, experienced players, Explore, INCLUSIVE, Mature Players, mod, multiplayer, new zealand, Oceanic, respectful, sleep warp, smp, Survival, Updates, weekly events

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3183
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Everwild Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No resets
Hard difficulty, grab a bed from the boat
Sleep warp mod
Armor poser, mob and player heads, Mini-blocks
Fire spread is on
Free forever
Inclusive community
Weekly events hosted by staff or community

Join Our Discord

https://discord.gg/TnBMUCGxn4

Requirements

You Need to Be
21+
Oceanic or can play with high ping
Respectful to other players
Able to be part of a community and do your own thing

If you join the Discord, please leave your Minecraft username in the new player channel so we can add you to the whitelist.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join if I’m under 21?

A: Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are 21 years or older.

Q: Are there any in-game mods/plugins?

A: Yes, the server has various mods and plugins such as sleep warp, armor poser, and more.

Q: Is the server free to play on?

A: Yes, the server is free to play on and will remain free forever.

Q: How often are events hosted?

A: Weekly events are hosted by staff or the community for all players to enjoy.

Wren’s Sanctuary 1.21.3

1.21.3, ai, animated character, animated series, artist, Character, Female Protagonist, galaxy far far away, Graffiti, mandalore, Mandalorian, rebel, rebel alliance, Rebellion, rebellion leader, sabine wren, Sanctuary, Space, Star Wars, strong female character, Video, warrior, Wrens

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2699
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Potions Brewed:	63	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Yo, listen up, gamers! You gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Why? Well, get this, they got a Sabine Wren AI video that will blow your mind! Imagine playing Minecraft while being guided by a badass rebel artist from Star Wars! It’s like having a virtual companion who’s ready to kick some blocky butt with you! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let the chaos begin!

BroSisCraftWeddingWoops

acceptance, awkward, Boundaries, BroSisCraftWeddingWoops, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Drama, family, Girlfriend, guest list, invite, personal day, perspective, relationship, Respect, Tension, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1276
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Towns Built:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any interruptions.

Join us and escape the awkward wedding invites and family pressures. Build your dream wedding venue in Minecraft and invite whoever you want – even if they’re loud and opinionated! Plus, if your brother threatens to skip the wedding, just build him a virtual one in our server and problem solved!

Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and create your own drama-free paradise!

QuebecPowerOutage: NoSuperBowl4NE

Alternative, blackout, Community, consequences, contingency plan, Crisis, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Grid, Impact, new england, Northeast, NoSuperBowl4NE, power outage, preparedness, québec, QuebecPowerOutage, resilience, response, super bowl, Usa

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	853	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9058
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of living in constant fear of Quebec cutting off your electricity and ruining your Super Bowl plans? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with generators powered by unicorn farts! That’s right, never miss another touchdown again!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own fortress to protect yourself from the evil Quebecians who are hell-bent on ruining your sports-watching experience. And if that’s not enough, we have a special mini-game where you can throw snowballs at Justin Trudeau’s face for bonus points.

So come on down to our server and let’s show Quebec who’s boss! Who needs electricity when you have unicorn farts and snowball fights, am I right?

Jewel of the Overworld 1.20.6

1.20.6, Bijou, body acceptance, body confidence, body diversity, body empowerment, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, curvy, embracing curves, fat, jewel, loving yourself, overweight, Overworld, plus size, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, weight stigma

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server where Bijou is the fat fuck and her body is just a rock? It’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. You gotta join because who wouldn’t want to play on a server where a fat fuck named Bijou is just a rock? It’s like, the ultimate mind-bending experience, man. Plus, the pixel art on this server is next level, like seriously, you won’t believe your eyes. So come on, join now and let’s rock out with Bijou!

CraftyCanuckTariffs

Canada, CraftyCanuckTariffs, current events, Diplomacy, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, response, Speech, Statement, Trade, trade war, Transcript, trudeau, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6158
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

so like, u know that server where u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and like, do all kinds of crazy stuff? well, this server is like that but like, on steroids, bro.

u wanna know why u should join this server? well, let me tell u a story. one time, this player built a giant chicken out of diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. and guess what? he won. because on this server, anything is possible.

also, did i mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. so if u wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventures of your life, then u gotta join this server, bro. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Rebel Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, age, Bait, Bravery, burning evidence, cause, documentary, group, History, joints, nails detached, Overthrow, Qing empire, Quest, rebel, Rebellion, revolutionaries, sacrifice, sacrifice for a cause, screws, SUICIDE, torture, WILLINGNESS

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3099
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Join our Minecraft server and be part of a revolution like no other! We’re talking about sacrificing virtual blocks for the greater good, burning down enemy bases, and acting as bait to lure unsuspecting players. Who needs to detach nails and run screws through joints when you can just respawn in our server? Come on, be a revolutionary in the world of pixels and blocks!

BlockPartyDrama

50s, aita, Bed.., BlockPartyDrama, bothered, CAB, Concert, Dance, dirty look, Drunk, Fun, hitting on, hurt feelings, Lame, Marriage, MARRIED, OFFENDED, over-reacting, random man, self esteem, self-righteous, tipsy, wedding ring, Wife

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6130
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Join us for outrageous fun and crazy antics that will make you forget all about tipsy concert shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world and never have to worry about your spouse dancing with random strangers. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, even if you’re feeling a little insecure about virtual dancing partners.

So come join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a tipsy spouse when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s make some memories that don’t involve questionable dance moves and missing wedding rings. See you in the game!

TariffCraft – Build Walls, Not Bridges!

Benefits, Bridges, BUILD, debate, economic policy, Economy, global trade, international relations, Opinions, Politics, protectionism, reasons, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs advantages, tariffs benefits, tariffs consequences, tariffs disadvantages, tariffs effects, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, united states, walls

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Potions Brewed:	141	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant tariffs that have invaded our virtual world. Fight alongside your fellow players to defend our economy and trade routes from these pesky tariffs. Who knew economics could be so fun in Minecraft? Join now and show those tariffs who’s boss!

BlockyThirstyCraft – Stay hydrated in the virtual world!

BlockyThirstyCraft, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate research, environmental impact, global warming, global water shortages, Hydrated, scarcity, stay, study, Sustainable development, temperatures rise, virtual, warming, water availability, water conservation, water gaps, water management, water resources, water scarcity, Water Security, world

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Void Gems Collected:	40
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BOOM, you’re in this crazy world where water is super scarce because of global warming. like, you gotta fight for every drop of water, man. but don’t worry, we got you covered with epic challenges and quests to find water and survive. plus, the mobs are all water-themed, like zombie squids and skeleton fish. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so join now and save the world from water shortages… or at least have a good time trying!

United Lands

Adventure, alliances, Allies, borders, Combat, cosmetic, DISCOUNTS, Fairness, gameplay, Gear, Geopolitical, Immersive, Jobs, Lands, marketplace, Nations, Roleplay, scale, smp, strategy, United, vibrant, Victory

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5431
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join with my friends and create a nation?	Yes, you can gather your allies and create a nation to claim lands together on the server.
Are there different roles or jobs to choose from?	Yes, there are 7 unique jobs with skill trees to enhance your abilities and progress in the game.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, the economy is entirely player-driven with a marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?	No, United Lands prides itself on fairness and ensures all store items are purely cosmetic with no in-game advantages.
How can I join the server?	You can join United Lands by using the server IP: play.unitedlands.org

Crafted Threads 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apparel, Casual, clothing, comfortable, crafted, everyday wear, fashion, fashion choice., fashion sense, fashion statement, fashion trends, fashionista, Outfit, personal style, Shirt, Style, Threads, trendy, Versatile, Wardrobe, would you wear this

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	847
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	6790

OMG, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro! You gotta join because, like, the shirt you wear in Minecraft is, like, totally important. If you wear the wrong shirt, you might, like, get eaten by a giant pixelated chicken or something. So, like, join this server and wear the right shirt to survive in this crazy blocky world. Trust me, it’s, like, life or death out there. Just do it, man!

BabyDaddyDramaGoneWild

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8040
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Magic Items Found:	4540	Dragons Tamed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of dealing with drama and heartbreak in real life? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any baby daddy drama!

On our server, you can create your own virtual family without worrying about deadbeat dads or cheating partners. Build a cozy home for you and your virtual baby girl, and never have to deal with unreliable exes again.

Join us and take control of your virtual destiny by seeking full custody of your Minecraft baby and blocking any deadbeat dads from entering your pixelated paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and excitement in the world of Minecraft?

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape, have fun, and maybe even find a new virtual family that will always have your back. Join now and start building your drama-free Minecraft life today!

Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1025
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2