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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
Players Killed by Monsters: 3883 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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