CraftyCalmCrafts | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Empower Women Rise Up 1.21.1

1.21.1, activism, discrimination, empower, empowerment, equality, feminism, FEMINIST, gender, gender equality, gender stereotypes, hate, intersectionality, Men, Misogyny, patriarchy, Rise, social justice, suffer, toxic masculinity, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7632
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5486
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4085	Falling into the Void:	0

Join our Minecraft server because we have a special feminist edition where you can unleash your hatred for women in a virtual world!

Experience the thrill of making women suffer just like men do, all while building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who knew being a feminist could be so twisted and fun? Join now and let the chaos begin!

ParentalNeglect420

art, BROKE, Choices, college, Demands, family, grand kids, hospital bills, husband, Kids, move in, ParentalNeglect420, parents, part-time jobs, refusing, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, small art program, Support, TOXIC, UNFAIR

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5767
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	3864	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Looking for an escape from your toxic family drama? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.

Escape the demands of your parents and build your own virtual world where YOU call the shots. No more dealing with their crazy requests like meeting their grandkids or covering their rent – on our server, the only thing you’ll be building is epic structures and friendships.

Who needs toxic family members when you have a whole community of fellow players to support you? Join now and leave the real world drama behind – trust us, it’s way more fun to mine for diamonds than deal with demanding parents.

OpinionDefenderMC SMP

Beliefs, Commitment, convictions, Dedication, DEFEND, firm beliefs, Last Day, loyalty, opinion, OpinionDefenderMC, Resolute, smp, stand by, Staunch, Steadfast, steadfastness, strong opinions, Unshakeable, unwavering, unwavering support, unyielding

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	233	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Void Gems Collected:	27
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, there are flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and you can ride them into battle against giant zombie chickens. And the best part is, if you find a diamond, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes! I wished for a pet dragon, a castle made of candy, and unlimited pizza. It was so epic, bro.

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are actually wizards in disguise, and they can turn you into a superhero with special powers like super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your hands. I once saw a player turn into a giant chicken and start terrorizing the village, it was hilarious!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who cares when you’re having this much fun, amirite?) Let’s build the most insane creations, have epic battles, and just have a blast together. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

MineCraftMemories

Classroom, education, impactful student, inspiring student, memorable moments, memorable student, MinecraftMemories, reddit, student achievements, student experiences, student growth, student impact, student personalities, student stories, student success, student-teacher relationships, teachers, teaching, teaching anecdotes, unforgettable student

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9596
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	2518
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	279	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unforgettable experience you’ll ever have in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and become a legend among gamers as you embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and build insane structures that will leave your friends in awe. But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most unforgettable student ever, who once tamed a wild Ender Dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and make memories that will last a lifetime – just like that one unforgettable student your teacher will never forget!

VillagerVibesMC

Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, donetsk, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, frontline village, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, Military, peace talks, recaptures, Russian advance, signs, slowing, strategy, Troops, Ukraine, VillagerVibesMC, War

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	374

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine recaptures frontline village amidst signs of slowing russian advance!! 😂🤣🔥

we got villagers trading potatoes for diamonds, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and pigs flying on magic carpets! 🐷✨

our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun! 👻

build your own castle, ride a llama into battle, and challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off! 💃🕺

come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! 🎮🌟🚀

Post Internet Forgetful Craft

Craft, data saturation, digital age, digital era, digital natives, forgetful, forgetting, generational differences, generational knowledge, information abundance, information age, information consumption, information overload, information overload effects, information retention, internet, internet generation, knowledge accumulation, memory capacity, Memory Loss, post, post-internet, technological advancement, technology impact

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5491
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it be like a time machine for ur brain, bro. like, u know how people born after the internet gonna forget more stuff than all their ancestors? well, dis server be like a brain gym to keep ur memory sharp, ya feel me?

we got crazy builds that will blow ur mind, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. u ain’t gonna see that on any other server, that’s for sure.

plus, we got the friendliest community ever. like, one time a player lost their diamond sword and everyone banded together to find it. turns out it was stuck in a chicken’s butt the whole time! hilarious, right?

so come join us and have a blast, cuz this server be like a party for ur brain and ur funny bone. trust me, u won’t regret it!

CasualMinecraft

Adventure, Builders, casualminecraft, classic experience, collaboration, Community, creativity, Discord, friendly community, Fun, gameplay, Immersion, innovation, java, Legacy, new players, no-frills survival, smp, Trailer

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1418
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	4183	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Casual Minecraft Server

IP	casualminecraft.fun
Bedrock IP	play.casualminecraft.fun (19132)

What We’re About:

Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. No unnecessary gimmicks or overcomplicated plugins—just you, your imagination, and the adventure of survival. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.

Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!

Builders Needed! Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!

Connect Today:

📍 Java IP: casualminecraft.fun

📱 Bedrock IP: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)

💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU

🎥 Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg

Mystic Biome Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, bad manners, bathroom humor, bidet, Biome, Disgusting, disgusting behavior, Disrespect, DISRESPECTFUL, foul behavior, gross, hygiene, impolite, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, mystic, offensive, offensive behavior, Quests, Rude, toilet humor, uncouth, unhygienic, UNSANITARY

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of building your own bidet and having it pooped in by random strangers!

We don’t give a crap about your feelings, so come join us and suck on some chunks while you’re at it.

Only fat idiots need apply, because we like our players thicc and ready to take on the challenge of surviving in a world where bidets are fair game for everyone.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyHub Minecraft Server

$1000/mo, $150/mo, AITAH, bills, children, Conversation, cover, CraftyHub, Cultural, family, financial responsibility, husband, irked, Minecraft, oldest son, provide, Request, savings, serious conversation, Server, Step up, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	150
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magic Items Found:	6109	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	164	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Divine Spears Created:	21	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets financial responsibility in the most absurd way possible! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where your husband is secretly funding his family’s bills without your knowledge. Will you confront him and demand he stop, or will you embrace the chaos and continue building your virtual empire while your in-laws live rent-free in your pixelated world?

Explore the wonders of a server where cultural expectations and sibling dynamics collide, all while trying to save up for that new diamond sword you’ve been eyeing. Will you be the hero who stands up to the family freeloaders, or will you join forces with them and create a Minecraft dynasty like no other?

Join now and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and a whole lot of virtual drama. Who knew that building blocks could lead to such a wild ride? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this outrageous adventure – join our server today and let the madness begin!

NeighborlyMinecraftNote

apartment building, apartment community, apartment etiquette, apartment living, apartment neighbor communication, apartment neighbor conflicts, apartment neighbors, apartment noise, apartment noise levels, apartment noise policies, apartment walls, considerate neighbors, hearing impairment, neighbor disputes, neighborly communication, neighborly relations, NeighborlyMinecraftNote, noise complaints, quiet hours, sleep deprivation

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5292
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Meteorites Collected:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	441

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as noisy as your upstairs neighbor vacuuming at 7am? Look no further! Our server is so loud, it’ll shake your walls just like those dumbbells dropping at 1-3am. And don’t worry, we blast music so loud that even the ghosts in your garage can hear it.

Join us if you love the sound of chaos and want to experience sleep deprivation like never before. Our server is perfect for those who work 12 hour shifts and are in school full time – we’ll make sure you never get a good night’s sleep again! Plus, we have a special feature for the hearing impaired, so you can enjoy all the noise without missing a beat.

So come on down to our server and leave your sanity at the door. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have non-stop chaos and mayhem? Join now and embrace the madness!

20MillionaireMinecraftSMP

20MillionaireMinecraftSMP, Age 20+, asset allocation, budgeting, Financial Advice, financial decisions, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, financial literacy, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Success, Investments, long-term planning, million dollars, money management, personal finance, retirement planning, savings, wealth management

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Buildings Constructed:	42	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have a million dollars to give away to every player who joins, like what even is life right now?! You could buy like a million diamond blocks with that kind of money, or maybe even a pet dragon to ride around on while you conquer the land.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests scattered all over the map filled with rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor. And rumor has it that if you find all the chests, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your ability to not get blown up by a creeper). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

EyeRollCraft

annoying statements, Cliches, common annoyances, cringeworthy phrases, exasperating statements, eye roll, eye roll expressions, eye roll material, eye roll quotes, eye roll reactions, eye roll triggers, eye roll worthy, eye-roll inducing, eye-rolling moments, EyeRollCraft, frustrating sayings, instant eye roll, irritating comments, overused phrases, Pet Peeves

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9252
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a zombie in a graveyard? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft boredom!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is taking salsa lessons!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to build pixelated empires in a single click. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Taco Bell, where ghasts serve up spicy fireball burritos!

So why waste your time on those snooze-fest servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

GoldRushGals Minecraft Server

african women, artisanal gold mine, artisanal mining, collapse, Disaster, Fatalities, gender inequality, gold extraction, gold production, GoldRushGals, Illegal mining, Mali, Minecraft, Mining (Industry), mining accident, occupational hazards, safety regulations, Server, Tragedy, West Africa, West African mining, Women, workplace safety

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

LOL come join our minecraft server, where you won’t get killed by a collapsing gold mine, unless you dig straight down like a total noob! we’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our creepers are trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and evil llamas, or just chill in our pixelated hot tub with a bunch of friendly zombies. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants to hang out with us!

Don’t miss out on the funniest, craziest, most epic minecraft server in the universe! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all our cake!

ZelenskyCraft: No Deals Without Ukraine!

Conflict Resolution, Deals, Diplomacy, diplomatic discussions, diplomatic relations, diplomatic strategy, foreign policy, international relations, negotiation approach, negotiation principles, negotiation process, negotiation stance, negotiation tactics, negotiations, peace talks, political news, Ukraine, Ukraine government, ukraine president, Ukraine stance, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mines Excavated:	4779	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

lol imagine a minecraft server where ukraine is like NOPE NOT ACCEPTING THIS DEAL I DIDN’T HELP NEGOTIATE IT. zelensky be like “nah fam, i ain’t playin’ that game”. so come join our server where we negotiate deals like a boss and don’t take no crap from nobody. we got crazy stories like zelensky riding a pig into battle against the evil villagers who tried to steal all our diamonds. join now for epic adventures and drama like ukraine in the world stage.

Phone Zone Fun Craft

blood cells, cell phone, Craft, Document, dynamic, effects, electromagnetic radiation, Evidence, Fun, health, in vivo, long tail, Medical, mobile phone exposure, Phone, research, rouleaux formation, scientific discovery, study, tags, Technology, Ultrasonography, Zone

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

so, like, if u wanna join dis minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s like, da craziest place eva. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da macarena, and zombies breakdancin’ like dere’s no tomorrow.

if u join, u can witness da epic battle between Steve and a giant chicken dat shoots fireballs outta its butt. it’s like, da stuff of legends, man.

oh, and did i mention dat we got a secret underground disco club where da skeletons and spiders go to party? yeah, it’s wild.

so, if u wanna experience all dis madness and more, join dis server now. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Players:	101/800	Votes:	8892
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3