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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 5834 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
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So come on, join us and experience the true meaning of friendship and buttsex in Minecraft!