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Players: 106/300 Votes: 7409
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Divine Spears Created: 15
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
Orbs of Power Found: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! How did they do it, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of coding. That’s right, llamas! And they’ve created a world so epic, you’ll never want to leave.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against an army of evil chickens. Or how about mining for diamonds in a cave filled with talking mushrooms? And don’t even get me started on our secret underwater city where mermaids sell enchanted tridents.

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every Friday where players can challenge the server owner, who just so happens to be a giant panda with a taste for adventure. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and discover the mysteries of ”How’d they do it?” – you won’t regret it!

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  • NapCraft Minecraft Server

    NapCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 6618
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 35 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Star Shards Collected: 107 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the snoring nightmare and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and build your dream house with soundproof walls to block out any unwanted noise – even the loudest of snores won’t stand a chance here!

    Our server is the perfect place for those who are tired of being woken up by snoring spouses and are looking for a peaceful night’s sleep. We offer special earplug power-ups and anti-snoring potions to help you combat the noise and finally get some rest.

    Don’t worry about your husband’s anger issues when you wake him up – on our server, everyone is too busy building epic structures and exploring new lands to get mad about a little disturbance. Plus, our friendly community is always here to lend a helping hand (or earplug) when needed.

    So come join us on this snore-free adventure and say goodbye to sleepless nights and frustrating naps. Build, explore, and conquer the night – all without the sound of a single snore to disturb you. See you in the game!

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  • BF’sBlockParty

    BF’sBlockParty
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 9565
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Mines Excavated: 3503 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 27
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Star Shards Collected: 186

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends.

    Looking for a server where you can relax and unwind? Our server offers a special supplement that helps you relax just like the one in the story above! Take a virtual dose and watch your stress melt away as you explore our vast world.

    But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Just like the OP in the story, you may encounter unexpected responses and intense situations. Will you brush off the challenges or face them head-on like a true warrior?

    So come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few “idk” moments along the way. Who knows, you might just discover something new about yourself in the process. See you in the world of blocks!

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  • RichVsPoorMC SMP

    RichVsPoorMC SMP
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 2997
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 14
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally insane! Like, the admins are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world or something. But don’t worry, they’re super chill and just want to build cool stuff with us.

    And get this, the whole server is divided into two factions: the Rich/Connected and the Poor/Unconnected. It’s like a battle of the classes, but with blocks and mobs and stuff. The Rich/Connected have all the diamonds and enchanted gear, while the Poor/Unconnected have to scavenge for scraps and build dirt huts.

    But wait, there’s more! The server events are like, next level crazy. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fight off an army of clucking monsters. And another time, we all got turned into llamas and had to race to the finish line. It was wild, man.

    So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, I swear. Plus, the community is super friendly and always down for a laugh. Come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together!

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  • CraftyAdviceGoneWrong

    CraftyAdviceGoneWrong
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 264
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 194 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “be nice to others” and “don’t grief”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our outrageous life advice that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew!

    Join our server and learn why stealing your friend’s diamonds is actually a sign of true friendship. Build a giant statue of yourself in the spawn area to assert dominance over the other players. And remember, the best way to deal with a creeper is to give it a hug and tell it all your deepest secrets.

    So if you’re ready to throw common sense out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on our server for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

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  • Blocky Bolsonaro’s Big Trouble

    Blocky Bolsonaro’s Big Trouble
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 2657
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Towns Built: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are all like super heroes and villains from different dimensions? like, there’s this one dude who’s a mix between iron man and a creeper, and he goes around blowing up buildings with his repulsor blasts. and then there’s this chick who’s part enderman and part wonder woman, and she can teleport anywhere she wants and lasso bad guys with her ender pearls. it’s like a comic book come to life, but in minecraft form!

    oh, and get this, the server is run by a group of talking llamas who wear top hats and monocles. they’re all like, “good day, sir or madam, would you care for a spot of tea while we discuss our plans for world domination?” it’s so random and hilarious, you just gotta see it to believe it.

    plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the players can hang out and plot their next big adventure. it’s got a disco ball, a lava pit for roasting marshmallows, and a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses. because why not, right?

    so come join us on this wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • BlockyHeartBeat: Childhood Trauma Survivors

    BlockyHeartBeat: Childhood Trauma Survivors
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 6656
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join dis CRAZY minecraft server where we only accept childhood trauma survivors!! 😂 our players have BLUNTED cardiovascular responses to social stress, so you know it’s gonna be a WILD ride! when exposed to social stress, these individuals experience smaller changes in heart rate and blood pressure, making for some HILARIOUS moments in-game. this diminished response is associated with increased social anxiety, but who cares when you’re having this much FUN?! join now for a server experience like no other! 😜🎮 #minecraftmadness #traumateam

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  • Mystic Mine Quest 1.21.1

    Mystic Mine Quest 1.21.1
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 9401
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Emeralds Found: 8372
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Glorious Feasts Held: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, forget about facesitting, come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a virtual world!

    We have so many crazy things happening on our server that you’ll forget all about facesitting. Just imagine riding a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombies with a diamond sword!

    Join us for the most epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you question reality. Who needs facesitting when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Trust me, it’s way more fun!

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  • MomCrafter Minecraft Server

    MomCrafter Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 6019
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and exploring endless worlds!

    We have a strict no smoking policy on our server, because we care about your health and well-being. So if you’re tired of dealing with smokers in your life, come join us where the only thing smoking is our redstone contraptions!

    Join us and you’ll never have to worry about taking care of anyone else ever again. Just focus on mining, crafting, and having a great time with our friendly community of players. Who needs chemotherapy when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight?

    So come join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun building a castle than taking care of your mom with stage ng cancer.

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  • TissuelessCraft

    TissuelessCraft
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 9261
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 117 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Farms Harvested: 938
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 New Chunks Explored: 973421
    Gods Slained: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 89 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave behind the struggles of dealing with demanding parents who can’t even buy tissue for the house but expect you to do it. On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone asking you to contribute to groceries or household needs. Plus, you won’t have to resort to giving plasma just to afford the essentials – unless you want to roleplay as a plasma-giving hero, of course! So come join us and let’s build a world where you can truly be free from the madness of real life.

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  • BabyNoob Minecraft SMP

    BabyNoob Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 8716
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Void Gems Collected: 22
    Villages Defended: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Gods Slained: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them, and the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, if you join our server, you get a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs and can fly you to the moon and back. It’s totally legit, I swear!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with emeralds and netherite blocks. And every time you defeat the Ender Dragon, you get a free pizza delivered to your house by a real-life unicorn. I know, right? It’s like a dream come true!

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just make sure to give your child the worst name ever before you log on, because that’s the only way to truly embrace the chaos of our server. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

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  • NopeNotDoingThatAgain

    NopeNotDoingThatAgain
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 2146
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Crops Grown: 4580 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Dimension Hops: 9
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever been so scared that you peed your pixelated pants? Well, get ready for a server that will make you do just that! Our Minecraft server is so terrifyingly fun, you’ll never want to leave your blocky house again.

    Join us if you dare, for a world where creepers are actually cuddly kittens and skeletons are just misunderstood emo kids. But beware, our Ender Dragon has a secret love for disco music and will boogie down with you until the break of dawn.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will make you scream with laughter and fear, come join us! Just remember to bring extra underwear, because things are about to get pixelated and pants-wettingly crazy!

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  • JavaCraft: Mushroom Magic

    JavaCraft: Mushroom Magic
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 3395
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Villages Defended: 18
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join our epic minecraft server where we turn coffee grounds into 3D printed objects with MUSHROOM MAGIC 🍄🍄🍄 our researchers are like mad scientists but cooler cuz they make compostable stuff out of coffee WASTE ☕️☕️☕️ come build with us and save the planet, one block at a time! 🌎🌍🌏 also, did we mention there are secret mushroom kingdoms to explore? 🍄🏰🍄 join now and let’s get crafting! 🎮🔨🌈

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  • Neuro Hive – The Overlord 1.20.3

    Neuro Hive – The Overlord 1.20.3
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 9005
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Villages Defended: 13
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Magic Items Found: 7499

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    Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where our girl Neuro-sama is the AI overlord? She’s like a mix of a neural network and a VTuber, entertaining us with her wild rants and learning new skills like singing and playing games. It’s a total party up in here!

    Join the server now and witness the madness unfold as Neuro-sama takes over the chat with her unhinged responses. Plus, she’s got a sick schedule and some lit music and clips for you to vibe to. And if you’re into AI but don’t get it, she’s got educational stuff too!

    Check out her Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and official website for all the deets. And don’t forget to grab some merch from her shop because why not? This server is a whole new level of crazy, so hop on and let’s get weird together!

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  • BabyCraft Minecraft Server

    BabyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 5872
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Towns Built: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Magic Items Found: 3081 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Villages Defended: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a chance to build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends. But wait, there’s more – we have a special feature where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your hands!

    Forget about real life problems like annoying partners and stressful family visits – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building the coolest castle ever!

    So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together in this crazy, fun-filled Minecraft world! And remember, no drama allowed – unless it involves fighting off creepers and zombies, of course!

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  • CraftyFamilyDinnerDrama

    CraftyFamilyDinnerDrama
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 8565
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7086 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Zombie Dances: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Alien Abductions: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Emeralds Found: 156

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of real-life social situations like the one described above! Join us and never worry about having to speak to your boyfriend’s parents again – because in Minecraft, you can communicate through building epic structures and battling mobs instead!

    Our server is perfect for players with selective mutism, as there’s no pressure to talk to anyone – just let your creativity run wild in our virtual world. Plus, our community is super understanding and won’t judge you for staying silent during intense PvP battles.

    So come join us for a fun and stress-free Minecraft experience, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who communicates solely through emotes and block placements!

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