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| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 2994 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 101 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of skittles and the pigs fly with jetpacks strapped to their backs. we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, ready to trade you diamonds for cookies. our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less arguing about who left the toilet seat up.
if you’re tired of boring old servers where you just mine and craft all day, come to our server where you can ride on rainbow unicorns and battle evil zombie chickens with laser eyes. we have a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for no reason at all, except to confuse your friends.
join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when you can have a minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a caffeine high?
