CraftyBrokePlayers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dimension Hops:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, everything is FREE! That’s right, you heard me, FREE! Want a full set of diamond armor? No problem! Want a stack of enchanted golden apples? Easy peasy! Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Um, sure, why not! Join our server and say goodbye to the days of emptying your virtual wallet for some shiny gear. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will protect you from any griefers. So come on down and join the fun, where the only thing you’ll be spending is your time (and maybe a few brain cells from laughing so hard)!

DanceCopy NeuroChecker 3000

Accurate, adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, autism, Autism Spectrum Disorder, Avatar, behavioral differences, children, cost effective, dance moves, DanceCopy, developmental delays, Diagnosis, early detection, movement imitation, NeuroChecker, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurotypical, overlap, screening tool, video analysis

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9264
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3923	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we can tell if u got autism or adhd just by watchin u dance like a fool for a minute! our avatars are lit and will make u bust a move like never before. we got da best tools dat can read ur mind and tell u if u neurotypical or not. join us for da most epic dance party of ur life and see if u got da moves or not. autism or adhd, we got u covered!

Pixel Adventure server minecraft

Minecraft, Pixel Adventure, Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Emeralds Found:	4057	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

The description of the server server “Pixel Adventure” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

pixeladventure.mclan.ru

Guardian’s Quest 1.20.1

1.20.1, BLOCK, Cease, control, Curb, deter, Guardians, halt, hinder, impede, inhibit, Limit, long tail: stopping her, obstruct, Prevent, put an end to, Quest, restrain, STOP, strategies to prevent her, suppress, terminate, thwart, ways to stop her

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magic Items Found:	3449
Towns Built:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	378
Mines Excavated:	1286	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server if you wanna stop her. I heard she’s building a giant pink castle made out of cotton candy and unicorn tears. Like, what even is that? But seriously, we need all the help we can get to take her down. Plus, did I mention there’s a secret underground disco party with dancing pigs and flying llamas? Yeah, you don’t wanna miss out on that. So grab your pickaxe and let’s show her who’s boss in this crazy world of blocky madness!

PrisonPhobiaMC SMP

anxiety, claustrophobia, confined spaces, confinement, coping mechanisms, coping strategies, fear, fear of confinement, incarceration, mental health, mental health challenges, mental health support, Mental Wellbeing, panic attacks, phobias, Prison, prison life, PrisonPhobiaMC, psychological effects, smp, support systems, Therapy

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1816
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a virtual prison for claustrophobic people! Imagine being stuck in a tiny cell with no way out, just like claustrophobic people feel in real life! But don’t worry, we have a special “escape room” challenge where you have to find your way out of a maze of tiny tunnels before you suffocate from the lack of space! It’s hilarious to watch people panic and run around like headless chickens, trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this insane experience! So come join us and see if you can handle the pressure of being trapped in a virtual prison, it’s a total blast!

CraftyCreeperCounselor

Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, couples therapy, CraftyCreeperCounselor, difficult conversations, emotional intelligence, Emotional support, Empathy, expressing feelings, Feedback, Honesty, listening skills, personal growth, relationship advice, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9009
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of your partner’s terrible attempts at comforting you when you’re feeling down? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Comforting Skills Bootcamp” where players can learn how to properly console their loved ones in times of need. Join us and never have to suffer through awkward, unhelpful words of comfort again! Plus, rumor has it, there’s a secret level where you can unlock the ultimate “Hug of Eternal Comfort” that will make all your troubles disappear. So why wait? Join now and level up your comforting game!

CO Detox Microbe Haven

air pollution, archaea, atmosphere, atmospheric chemistry, Bacteria, carbon cycle, carbon monoxide, climate change, co, Detox, Detoxify, energy source, Environment, gas, greenhouse gas, Haven, Microbe, Microbes, microbial diversity, microbial ecology, research, study, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9855
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	37
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have microbes that detoxify the atmosphere! yea, you heard that right, our bacteria and archaea buddies are out here using CO as an energy source like it’s no big deal. they consume massive amounts of carbon monoxide and help save us from this deadly gas. it’s like having tiny little superheroes running around in our virtual world, fighting off pollution and keeping the air clean. join us now and be a part of this crazy adventure where even the tiniest creatures can make a big difference!

Eternal Solo Journey 1.20.2

1.20.2, 1st gut, Cheating, Commitment, DATING, ETERNAL, Girlfriend, Infidelity, Journey, long term, love, loyalty, Marriage, monogamy, Morals, Partnership, relationships, Respect, Self Respect, self worth, Single life, Solo, Trust, VALUES

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8802
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Yo bro, forget about relationships and all that drama! Join our Minecraft server instead, where the only thing getting screwed is your chances of winning in a PvP battle!

We’ve got creepers blowing up left and right, just like your chances of finding a loyal girlfriend!

Build your own virtual world where you can escape from the harsh reality of heartbreak and betrayal. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword as your trusty companion?

So ditch the dating apps and come join us for some blocky fun! Who needs love when you have unlimited diamonds waiting to be mined?

Pixelated Anime Madness

Anime, Character development, controversial topics, empowerment, Entertainment, female main characters, female representation, feminist themes, fictional characters, Gender Roles, madness, Manga, Manga community, manga industry, Manga tropes, moral ambiguity, pixelated, promiscuous, relationships, Sexuality, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Votes:	3428
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! If you’re looking for a wild ride, then come join us on this epic adventure. Build, mine, and explore with a community of gamers who are as bonkers as you are. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

RockBottomRedeemed – Minecraft SMP

coping strategies, determination, healing, Hope, inner strength, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming adversity, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, Recovery, resilience, rock bottom, RockBottomRedeemed, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, smp, strength, Support, transformation

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9508
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Zombie Dances:	7	Buildings Constructed:	24
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Animals Bred:	60

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old basic houses and farms? Well, do I have the perfect place for you to join! This server is like no other, it’s a wild ride of chaos and craziness that will have you laughing your blocky butt off!

We got players who have hit rock bottom and somehow managed to climb their way back up using nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a dream. You wanna know how they did it? Well, you gotta join the server to find out! Maybe they found a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, or maybe they made friends with a group of friendly creepers who helped them out. Who knows, anything is possible in this wacky world!

So come on down and join us on this epic adventure of a lifetime. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored! So grab your sword, put on your best diamond armor, and get ready to conquer the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Let’s do this, gamers!

PixelPity: UglyCraft

Appearance, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, DATING, emotional impact, harsh realities, inner beauty, personal growth, physical attractiveness, PixelPity, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-perception, social validation, societal pressure, UglyCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Gods Slained:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of being rejected by villagers in Minecraft because they think you’re not attractive enough? Well, fear not! Join our server and never worry about your pixelated appearance again! Our server is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon will swoon over your blocky beauty.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their Minecraft character was so stunning that even the creepers stopped in their tracks to admire them. Rumor has it that Notch himself logged on just to ask for skincare tips from this player.

So, if you want to experience the ultimate ego boost and have mobs falling head over heels for you, join our server now! Who needs real-life validation when you can be the hottest thing in the Minecraft universe?

CraftyBanRussiaEU

Ban, CraftyBanRussiaEU, Digital Media, diplomatic relations, economic sanctions, embargo, Entertainment, EU, european union, foreign policy, gaming industry, global affairs, international relations, Politics, proposes, restrictions, russia, Sales, sanctions, Trade, video game

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8970
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

so like, we heard the EU is all like, “no video games for russia!” well, guess what? our minecraft server is the only place where russia can still play video games! join us and stick it to the man by building giant monuments of putin and riding polar bears around the map. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the EU police when they come knocking. come join the chaos and let’s show the world that video games will never be banned on our watch!

EpicVerse – Specialty Gen. 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adora Fortune, anniversary voice packs, Arya Kuroha, Azeria.EVE, Azusa Honami, birthday merch, Bluebell.EVE, Elyza.EVE, EpicVerse, Gen, holiday voice packs, Hysteria.EVE, Jira Jisaki, Koma Oboro, Lan Philia, Lumi Yukime, Miki Hitsugi, Minya Scott, Mischief.EVE, Miu Akumiya, Mukuro Owarino, Nano Kozuya, Narin Mikure, Planei Hoshikuzu, Remia Aotsuki, Riko Solari, Seira Chinen, Siu Aisaka, Specialite General, Specialty, TRiGGERPHiSH, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Utahime Mochizuki, Victoria Valerie, VSPO EN

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	165
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
New Chunks Explored:	58250	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Love Letters Sent:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

Join this wacky Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner VSPO! EN and Specialite talents! Why waste time on boring servers when you can dive into the VSPO! EN madness and explore the world of Remia Aotsuki, Arya Kuroha, Jira Jisaki, Narin Mikure, and Riko Solari!

But wait, there’s more! Gen 1 and Gen 2 are here too with EVE.EXE for all you FPS lovers out there! Elyza.EVE, Bluebell.EVE, Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, and Azeria.EVE are waiting for you to join the chaos!

And don’t forget about Specialite JP with Nano Kozuya, Koma Oboro, Siu Aisaka, Azusa Honami, Minya Scott, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Seira Chinen, Planei Hoshikuzu, Mukuro Owarino, and Lumi Yukime (who does one EN stream per week)!

Plus, you can hang out with Adora Fortune, Lan Philia, and TRiGGERPHiSH! So many friends to make and adventures to embark on!

Join now for exclusive voice packs, holiday specials, birthday merch, and so much more! Don’t miss out on the craziness of this Minecraft server – it’s a wild ride you won’t forget!

StepdadDramaCraft

aita, biological dad, blended family, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict, custody, dad, Divorce, family, names, parenting, relationships, remarriage, Respect, Siblings, stepdad, StepDadDramaCraft, stepmom, weekend visits

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3048
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

Are you tired of family drama and confusing step-parent situations? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can choose your own family dynamics!

On our server, you can create your own family with whoever you want to call mom, dad, or even llama if you prefer! No more awkward situations where you have to call your stepdad “dad” and your real dad by his first name. Here, you make the rules!

Join us for a chance to build your dream family and live out your wildest family fantasies. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? So come on over and let’s create some family drama of our own – in a fun and lighthearted way, of course!

HotdogCraft

bacon, barbecue sauce, Cheese, chili, coleslaw, condiments, Good, HotDogCraft, hotdogs, jalapenos, ketchup, kimchi, Mayonnaise, Mustard, onions, pickles, Relish, SAUERKRAUT, Sriracha, Surprising, toppings

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	910
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3090
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Chimeras Created:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our hotdog-themed world is filled with giant hotdog statues, hotdog-shaped buildings, and even a hotdog roller coaster ride! But beware, there’s a secret underground hotdog cult that worships the almighty Hotdog Deity, and they may try to recruit you with their deliciously sinister ways. So grab your mustard and ketchup, and join us for a wild and wacky adventure on our hotdog-filled server!

PharaohsCraft Minecraft Server

arab world, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, egypt, forced displacement, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Jordan, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, opposition, palestinians, peace process, PharaohsCraft, Politics, Refugee Crisis, rejection, Server, territorial disputes, Trump plan, united states

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ores Mined:	3358
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we reject forced displacement just like egypt and jordan rejected trump’s plan! we are all about keeping our players safe and happy, no one gets kicked out of our server without their consent! plus, we have pyramids and ancient ruins to explore, just like in egypt! build your own civilization and rule like a pharaoh, all while fighting off creepers and zombies! join now and be a part of our resistance against unfair minecraft rules!