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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 3187 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 297 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.
So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!