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Resent Japan and Korea Minecraft SMP

Asian neighbors, brotherhood, common heritage, cooperation, Cultural differences, Diplomacy, east asia, forgiveness, historical animosity, international relations, Japan, Korea, long-standing grudges, Minecraft, mutual respect, Peace, reconciliation, regional stability, resent, Resentment, smp, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2251
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the ultimate battle between Japan and Korea! Will they finally put aside their differences and become like brothers? Or will the rivalry continue to escalate in hilarious and unexpected ways? Join now to find out and be a part of this epic showdown in the world of Minecraft! Plus, we have rare in-game items like magical kimchi swords and sushi armor that you won’t find anywhere else. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and help bring peace (or chaos) to this unique server!

AccomplishedSteve – Minecraft SMP

AccomplishedSteve, accomplishment, Achievements, aspirations, Contentment, dreams, fulfillment, Gratitude, introspection, Legacy, life evaluation, life goals, Minecraft, mortality, personal growth, purpose, Reflection, regrets, satisfaction, self reflection, self worth, smp, success

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8763
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	393
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

LOL, imagine dying and being like “Oh no, I didn’t join that epic Minecraft SMP where we ride pigs into battle and build giant statues of Steve with diamond armor!” Like, come on, bro, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most epic server ever. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out diamonds like they’re candy. So, like, join now or forever regret not being part of the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

TrashFlickzMC

b movie, cheesy movie, cult cinema, cult classic, cult classic movies, cult classics, cult favorite, cult favorites, cult film, cult hit, cult movie, favorite bad movie, garbage movie, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure films, guilty pleasure movie, Hidden Gem, so bad it’s good, TrashFlickzMC, underrated films, underrated movies

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7703
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	276
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of watching the same old boring movies over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have our very own exclusive movie night every week where we watch the absolute worst, most cringeworthy movies ever made! From cheesy rom-coms to hilariously bad action flicks, we guarantee you’ll have a blast laughing your blocky head off.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Trash Cinema Museum, where you can explore virtual exhibits dedicated to the most infamous flops in film history. Want to see the actual rubber shark from that terrible Jaws knockoff? Or maybe you’d like to take a selfie with the cardboard cutout of the “star” of a forgotten ’80s sci-fi disaster? It’s all here, waiting for you to discover!

So why waste your time on other boring servers when you can join us for a movie experience like no other? Come on in and make your garbage movie dreams come true!

FluCraftDownUndr

Australian, avian flu, child, detect, epidemiology, FluCraftDownUndr, global health, H5N1, health, India, Infectious Disease, influenza, outbreak, pandemic, public health, rare, respiratory illness, scientists, Strain, travel, Virus

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3794
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	1535	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Void Gems Collected:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the real world where rare bird flu strains are attacking children who travel to India! on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from the deadly virus and even create a cure using only blocks and redstone! join now and save the world from this crazy epidemic while also building epic structures and battling zombies! don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now!

Enchanted Pixel Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, advice, ANONYMOUS, Appearance, b.., critique, Enchanted, Evaluation, Feedback, feedback request, forum, Girlfriend, girlfriend approval, Honesty, judgment, Online Community, opinion, Personality, PIXEL, Rating, Realm, relationship, social media, Thoughts

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7707
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Bro, forget about your girlfriend and join this epic Minecraft server where the blocks are hotter than her!

We got creepers that explode like your ex’s drama, and zombies that are more braindead than your last relationship.

Join us for some pixelated fun and forget about real life drama, because on this server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle and trolling your friends.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unlike that last Tinder date you went on.

Vtuber Conspiracies Minecraft SMP

conspiracies, conspiracy theories, digital influencers, internet culture, Internet Mysteries, internet secrets, Minecraft, online communities, online conspiracies, online gossip, online mysteries, online rumors, online speculation, online theories, smp, virtual content creators., virtual entertainment, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber community, VTuber fans

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	6758

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we dive deep into the world of vtuber conspiracies! Join us as we uncover the truth behind why all the cows in the game are secretly vtubers in disguise. Rumor has it that if you mine straight down at exactly 3:33 AM, you’ll uncover a secret underground vtuber lair filled with diamond-encrusted microphones. But be careful, because the Ender Dragon is actually a vtuber in disguise trying to steal all our subscribers! So come join us on this wild adventure and uncover the mysteries of the vtuber world in Minecraft!

CarCraft: Petty Cousin Edition

aita, car ownership, car stolen, CarCraft, close family, Communication, cousin, Edition, family, family dynamics, financial agreement, financial difficulty, financial responsibility, log book, loyalty, ownership, parking fine, Petty, sold car, Trust, Understanding, Unpaid

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6907
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Hey there gamers!

So, picture this: you join our Minecraft server and you’re just minding your own business, building your dream castle, when suddenly a wild car appears! Yes, you read that right – a car in Minecraft! And not just any car, but a magical car that can fly and shoot fireworks out of its exhaust pipe. How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! This car comes with a crazy backstory – it was originally owned by a generous player who sold it for a measly £500 to their cousin, only to have it sold again without their knowledge. Now, the new owners are trying to change the ownership details, but the original owner is not having any of it. Drama, betrayal, and parking fines – this car has seen it all!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of driving a flying, firework-shooting car in Minecraft, and maybe even uncover the mystery behind its shady past, then join our server now! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this crazy world. See you there!

LonelyCraft

Boundaries, Burnout, changing priorities, emotional exhaustion, inner peace, introversion, lifestyle changes, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, social exhaustion, societal pressures, solitude

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with boring, mundane people in your everyday life? Do you just want to escape to a world where you can be all by yourself and not have to worry about socializing? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content without having to deal with pesky humans. No more small talk, no more awkward social interactions – just you and your virtual world.

Our server is the perfect place for introverts, hermits, and anyone who just needs a break from the chaos of the outside world. So come join us and embrace your inner loner – trust us, you won’t regret it!

HeartBeat Haven

absorbed by heart, advanced cardiology, AVEIR device, cardiac device, child pacemaker, cordless pacemaker, dual chamber pacemaker, groundbreaking technology, Haven, heart health, heart implant, heart innovation, Heartbeat, innovative pacemaker, leadless pacemaker, medical technology, Minimally Invasive Surgery, no leads pacemaker, pediatric cardiology, pediatric heart surgery, pediatric medicine, smaller pacemaker

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3814
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like having a dual chamber leadless pacemaker implanted in a child? Well, look no further, cuz we got the craziest server in town!

Our server is like no other, just like this AVEIR dual chamber device! It’s so different from traditional servers because it’s like 10 times smaller and has no leads or cords… just like how our server is leadless and cordless, baby!

Join us now for a heart-pounding adventure that will have you feeling like you’re implanted with the coolest pacemaker in town. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Let’s get gaming, y’all!

LittleDigPlanet

10+ Year History, Age 25+, Community, Creative Server, creeper, Difficulty, Discord, Dynmap, Enderman, Experience, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Map, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, No-Claims, Server, smaller, update, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5887
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Rules
Age Requirement: 25+
No Ranks or Moderator positions
No area claim plugins
Started new map on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update
World border set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn
Small community with 8-12 players online at peak times
Render view distance set at 32 chunks
Playing on Hard difficulty

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord using the provided link and tell us about yourself before we whitelist you.

Q: Is there an age requirement?

A: Yes, the age requirement is 25+ to join the server.

Q: Are there area claim plugins on the server?

A: No, we do not use area claim plugins on the server.

Q: What is the world border set at?

A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.

Q: How many players are usually online at peak times?

A: We typically have 8-12 players online at peak times.

Q: What is the render view distance set at?

A: The render view distance is set at the maximum of 32 chunks.

Q: Do you use any plugins on the server?

A: We use plugins for grief protection, chat functionality, and other minor enhancements. Please refer to the overview for more details.

EternalCraft Skyrealm 1.20

controversial topics, criminal acts, criminal behavior, cultural acceptance, Cultural differences, cultural norms, EternalCraft, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, Japan, Japanese society, pedophilia, public behavior, public perception, rape, skyrealm, social acceptance, Social Issues, societal norms, societal taboos, taboo subjects, train etiquette

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5221
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a land where anything goes! We embrace the chaos and madness of Japan, where you can build and explore without limits.

Forget about societal norms, on our server, you can be as loud as you want on the train and eat while walking without any judgment.

Embrace the freedom to express yourself in the most outrageous ways possible. Join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Console Game Breaker Minecraft SMP

Breaker, CIRI, console, console release, controversy, criticism, Disappointment, fan expectations, fan reactions, Flop, Game, game development, game quality, Gaming, industry trends, insanely broken game, Minecraft, MONEY, profit, Sales, smp, video games, Witcher 4, wrong

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4756
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	214	Enchantments Applied:	72
Mines Excavated:	1352	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Emeralds Found:	6998

Are you tired of playing on boring, perfectly functioning servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we release insanely broken games (on console) and still make a bunch of money anyways! Anons still believe that Witcher 4 will flop because of Ciri, but we’re here to prove them wrong with our chaotic and hilarious gameplay. Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches, unexpected twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs a perfectly polished server when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and see for yourself why we’re the most entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

No Meds, Just Blocks

blocks, critical care, disease prevention, emergency medicine, health crisis, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare disparities, life-saving treatments, life-threatening conditions, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, medical expertise, medical history, medical innovations, Medical Interventions, medical miracles, Medical research, medical technology, meds, modern medicine, survival stories

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6369
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

If modern medicine didn’t exist, you’d probably be dead from a paper cut or a pesky mosquito bite. But fear not, on our Minecraft server, we have magical healing potions that can cure anything from a broken heart to a zombie bite. Join us and never worry about dying from a common cold again! Plus, our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that? So come on over and join the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server around!

AussieCraft: Ukrained and Confused

AussieCraft, Australia, Captivity, captured, Conflict, Confused, Fighting, footage, foreign fighter, International, interrogated, investigation, man, Military, News, Propaganda, Russian, Soldier, Tensions, Ukraine, Ukrained, Video, War

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7908
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2942	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Ores Mined:	985

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can fight for ur country like that australian dude fighting for ukraine in that russian video? well, u can do that here! join our server and u can be a hero too! fight off the evil mobs and protect the land like a true warrior. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can plan ur attacks and strategize with ur fellow players. come join us and be a part of something epic!

Vexiron – 1.16-1.21 ✅ Anarchy⚡Java / Bedrock 💎 Minecraft server

alchemist, Anarchy, Auction, bedrock, Bosses, Buyer, Casino, Command /pvp, Duels, Events, Free donation, java, meteorites, Minecraft versions 1.16-1.21, mobile devices, PC java, Privileges for the composition, PvP, Tower of Death, Unique crafts

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	770
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Vexiron is the best Anarchy for playing Minecraft on versions 1.16-1.21. Play Java/Bedrock even from your phone!

Server advantages:

➤ Free donation

➤ Buyer

➤ Alchemist

➤ Privileges for the composition

➤ Meteorites and events

➤ Tower of Death

➤ PVP and bosses

➤ Casino and Auction

➤ Unique crafts

➤ Duels by command /pvp

➤ Supports Minecraft versions 1.16-1.21

➤ Play both on PC Java and from mobile devices in the Bedrock version.

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Come in right now and pick up bonuses using the command /kit

play.vexiron.ru:25705

Players:	105/100	Votes:	9797
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	453
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13