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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 2016 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.
So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!