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| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 7119 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 7050 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 38 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just let you build and mine? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where you can use our combination 3D printer and television to bring your wildest creations to life. Need a skyscraper made entirely of cheese? We’ve got you covered! And don’t worry, our printers are strictly monitored to ensure no illegal files are being printed – we don’t need any more lawsuits from the cheese mafia.
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So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!
