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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 4230 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just let you build and mine? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where you can use our combination 3D printer and television to bring your wildest creations to life. Need a skyscraper made entirely of cheese? We’ve got you covered! And don’t worry, our printers are strictly monitored to ensure no illegal files are being printed – we don’t need any more lawsuits from the cheese mafia.
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