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so, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna play some minecraft and chill, right? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we have a pet pig that can do backflips and a secret underground disco party with all the mobs.

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  • BlockBusterCraft

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rare as a diamond block in a desert biome? Look no further, because our server is like a hidden gem in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a minecart rollercoaster.

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  • TariffCraft: Trump vs Russia

    TariffCraft: Trump vs Russia
    so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join or trump will like, totally threaten russia and other countries with tariffs if you don’t. i know, right? like, who knew minecraft had so much power over international politics. but seriously, join our server or risk starting a trade war. plus, we have like, diamonds for days and a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot. so, like, come join us before things get all political up in here.

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  • Handwriting vs Typing: The Ultimate Showdown

    Handwriting vs Typing: The Ultimate Showdown
    so like, u know how some peeps say hand writing notes is better than typing? well, this server is like the hand writing of minecraft servers. it’s like, so beneficial for ur learning, u won’t even believe it.

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  • Wife’s Dollhouse Server

    Wife’s Dollhouse Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a house full of trinkets? Look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventures and the most epic builds you’ve ever seen!

    Just like the guy who built a tiny house for his wife, we’re all about surprises and sneaky creations. Imagine the fun of secretly building something amazing for your fellow players, just like this guy did for his wife. And hey, who wouldn’t want a fancy shelf that’s definitely not a dollhouse? It’s all about the creativity and the laughs on our server.

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  • Pixelated Rage Zone

    Pixelated Rage Zone
    so, like, u know how u scroll through ur social medias all day, right? well, turns out, it makes u super cranky! like, imagine being soooooo irritable that even a cute puppy video makes u wanna scream. but, hey, no worries! join our minecraft server and let all that pent-up anger out by building a giant lava pit to throw all ur problems into. trust me, u’ll feel so much better after unleashing ur inner rage on some unsuspecting creepers. plus, our server is filled with hilarious pranks and crazy challenges that will have u laughing so hard, u might just forget why u were mad in the first place. so come on, join us and let’s turn that frown upside down, one block at a time!

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